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(657)<siddy> stupid internet <mutley> whats up with it? works fine for me :| <siddy> its slow as hell <siddy> im going to call them up and ask for it to be restarted <mutley> the internet? <siddy> yeh... #679080
(1796)<Ulm> Sigh. I've lost my cow. <Ulm> I think she's learned to open her gate and she's gone. <Ulm> Been looking for about 5 hours now. <dal-X> Need more cowbell. #679319
(382)< Cillian> WTF is ubuntu christian edition!?!?? < Cillian> It's not like normal ubuntu is spawn of the devil <@BlackRatchet> thou shalt not kill -9? #679854
(1172)<bTm> I swear to God, if you ever say that to me again, I will remove each and every one of your limbs, including your tiny penis, with a rusty spoon, shove your bleeding stumps into buckets of rock salt, then force you to eat your way out of a hole filled with your own feces and body parts. <Xeonspire> Er. All I said was, "Hi". #680262
(1639)<roddyboy> man it sucks... <roddyboy> phone got stolen tonight :( <drjazz> call someone who cares <drjazz> oh wait #680317
(-174)<jumpcho15> I foind out how to write a code <KevinJB> you must be like a prmgerz or somfing #680418
(684)<darkdread> Three Middle Eastern Men Found With 1000 Cell Phones... <videogameaholic> you just used middle eastern and cell in the same sentence. answer the door, it's the fbi. #680487
(532)<wicked> They are playing multiplayer in GTA SA ***FatCat has joined the room (#hih) <wicked> my brother is a stripper and his tits are hanging out <FatCat> older or younger? #680498
(384)<@Canis> i wanted to move my nintendo once but didnt want to lose my game <@Canis> so i wired on a second power cord <@Canis> and then walked it from outlet to outlet <@Canis> im really lucky i didnt hit two circuits out of phase <@Canis> that would have SUCKED #680513
(1398)<JohnFlux> There are two kinds of people: 1) those who start arrays with one and 1) those who start them with zero. #680845
(445)<lark> shit dude im in deep shit with my gf <Solid_Snake> What'd you do this time? <lark> well her doctor was rude to her and I found it hilarious <Solid_Snake> Brilliant. <lark> hes like this young new doctor and she went in for some shit I dont remember and hes like "well I got a prescription for you. you could just take my..capsule" motioning to his dick <lark> she rolled her eyes and then he said "its a suppository" #680946
(539)SignorMartinelli: how is the weather? vacapalida: Dunno. I'm in a room with no windows. vacapalida: My widget says it's 84 and sunny. vacapalida: ...trust the widget... #680953
(326)<DarbySniper> My mother got a digital camera today. She wanted to know how many pictures it could take before she replaced the film in the memory card. #681057
(365)Sholiz: i'm lucky to get laid once a quarter Sholiz: it's like big corporations profit reports Sholiz: comes 4 times a year and usually it's a let-down #681183
(2340)Ron34: Why havent you been in school? Joe: because its summer vacation? Ron34: its sept 13 Ron34: school started the 5th Joe: WTF Joe: ITS SEPTEMBER? #681240
(407)<Farcaller> to get spare parts disassemble/assemble some device <Farcaller> repeat until you get enough spare parts #681285
(1312)Niv)Mutal: There is a crack in my window blinds, and every time I turn around, I see an eye staring through the glass at me. I can't deal with this any longer, its making me lose games. Any opinions / comments / suggestions? Hot_Bid: take the ring off #681428
(778)<Splinton> So I'm on my honeymoon with my wife right...and after we're done fucking, I get up to go to the bathroom, and without thinking I left a $50 on the bed. <Aron> Oh shit.. <Splinton> Yeah... <Aron> She'll get over it right though? She can't possibly expect you've never been with a woman up til now? <Splinton> Yeah that's not what I'm worried about...she gave me $20 change! #681885
(797)<rushfan> im getting out of shape <rushfan> I only did 25 pushups and the room is already spinning' <qupada> drink some booze <qupada> maybe it will make the room spin the other way and they will cancel out #681933
(626)<MGS05> vegans are the most enviromentally unsound people <MGS05> they totally take advantage of "survival of the fittest" <MGS05> the plants can't move <MGS05> they can #681997
(421)<dst> mirc is a piece of shit <dst> I wouldn't let any of my kids use it <dodgo> i would let my kids suck my dick, doesnt mean i'd stop everyone from it <dodgo> i wouldn't <doogsey> er <dodgo> oh fuck #682020
(573)<Loki> would dismantling a self-aware computer be considered murder? <Rane> Why don't you ask it? #682046
(-3)<Raikou`> what if you had a keyboard with a key for every character <Dratini927> it'd be like, 15'x15' <Dratini927> It's like "Brb I gotta go press a" #682066
(52)<Metl>Anyone else notice that the dude who claims he killed that Ramsey girl looks extremely similar to the g-man? <Metl>I suddenly no longer have the urge to play HL anymore... #682292
(421)<+billy_s> im taking a break from programming and trying to escape the world of geekness and then winamp brings up "Norah Jones - Pointer Song" GODAMN IT LEAVE ME ALONE