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(274)<Osiris_69> we cant be a couple because she wont agree to oral sex before mariage <Osiris_69> catholic chinese, who is the ass who converted them? im gona kill those fuckers <AntiZzZ> i dated one of em <AntiZzZ> she never gave it up in like 8 months <AntiZzZ> she was rich tho <Poppet-> damn <Poppet-> 8 months <Osiris_69> on the 9th month anti? <AntiZzZ> we broke up <_hit> she had a black baby #676801
(819)<tokenshi> does anyone seriously use realplayer anymore? <mef> yes <Freddie> I thought they died :o <RvLeshrac> They're doing extraordinarily well <tokenshi> i believe i still have an audio clip buffering from 1999 in realplayer #676803
(805)<Keimu> guys <Keimu> come on lemme back in lol <Calendros> sorry <Calendros> You're still banned <Calendros> come back later * Keimu (Keimu@ZiRC-A4D4B0A.hsd1.il.comcast.net) has left #AY.Radio #676812
(604)<mETRo> you shoulda taken it back to walmart lol <mETRo> they take anything back <zx2ms> dude serisouly I was read to just throw it away and buy a new one <zx2ms> instead of go through the hassle <mETRo> you could bring in a box of used rubbers there <mETRo> and theyd be like "was there anything wrong with them?" <[xENo]> just set the kid on the counter <zx2ms> lol #676846
(745)mintgreenfaerie: rice or ice cream? OmIn0uS DaRkNeSs: rice cream. mintgreenfaerie: hehe, sounds like something from Scooby-doo OmIn0uS DaRkNeSs: no OmIn0uS DaRkNeSs: that would be OmIn0uS DaRkNeSs: rice ream OmIn0uS DaRkNeSs: which sounds like the name for some sick asian porno. #676873
(1594)<LocK> I had a conversation about my penis with 2 girls yesterday <ezmac> must have been a short conversation... <ophelia> If they're pointing and laughing, it's not a conversation #676881
(79)* %James|AFK kicks Cruise in the balls..... WAKE UP >.< <foamy> hah <bootsector> LOL <bootsector> What a nice way to wake someone up! <SilentDragz> I've woken up before with my 9 year old cousin's face about an inch away from mine <SilentDragz> wait <SilentDragz> my face, not balls <SilentDragz> that sounded so wrong <%James|AFK> lmao <foamy> freek #676884
(1531)<Chalk> i got a new hard drive and i thought it was fucked cos there was a really weird noise coming from it <LocK> heh, that sucks <Chalk> then i realsied there was a crow at my windoe <Chalk> going raaaaaaaaw <Chalk> stupid crow #676896
(425)<matt1020> is any 1 smart in hear? #676902
(1890)(&Gsus) thanks to asian porn i know now the japanese words for "More" "oh god yes" "fuck me hard" and "get that tentacle out of my ass" #677056
(1259)<Tyranu[work]> tried to have a customer complaint about a mouse that only worked to the sides and not up and down.... found out later that he didn't move the mouse forward/backwards but rather lifted it up and down... a part of me died that day #677064
(462)<+Ne0v001> I was playing Halo 2 yesterday <+Ne0v001> my friend was over <+Ne0v001> and I perfectly jumped 3 obstacles <+Ne0v001> clicked on my invisibility <+Ne0v001> and slipped by all the guards <+Ne0v001> and mumbled <+Ne0v001> "I don't play this game too much" <+Ne0v001> and he was like <+Ne0v001> "Who are you trying to convince? Me or you?" #677083
(553)(%neeley_09) chain letters aren't even trying anymore (%neeley_09) "You are definately going to die tonight." (%neeley_09) "So repost this before you do!" #677113
(1211)<scalar> ok, UPS guy came, now I can shower :P <Keneto> famous phrases to remember not to take out of context? #677495
(1015)Nautilus724: One time I tried to piss off the people at McDonalds by ordering the food in the little Spanish I knew. Nautilus724: I think that was the first time they didn't screw up my order. #677737
(830)<TheFlibble>Windows XP doesn't like admitting it's made a mistake <TheFlibble>It doesn't give error messages it just tries to carry on regardless <TheFlibble>Its like an embarrassed old man sitting in a pool of his own piss. #678111
(554)<Animule> OOkkaayy...... <Animule> HHooww ddoo yyoouu ttuurrnn ooffff llooccaall eecchhoo iinn tthhiiss tthhiinngg?????? #678180
(943)<Blarrrg> so my CD drive stopped working a couple days ago <Blarrrg> i figured it must have just been the drivers <Blarrrg> i looked around but couldn't find any, so i emailed the company requesting them <Blarrrg> today i go to check my mail, and guess what i find <Blarrrg> they mailed me a CD with them #678185
(262)<VsX> i had a great idea for a t-shirt, but part of it is trademarked <VsX> the front will say "hear no evil, see no evil, speak no evil...." <VsX> and the back will say "but touch and taste it ALL YOU WANT" #678377
(358)<jesusghet> ok IE sucks <jesusghet> it doesnt support google calendar <shaan> it does support spyware though #678420
(609)<iMP> my friend just told me a horrible story <iMP> so, he came to a shop on his bike and left it at the entrance <iMP> he was inside the shop only for about 5 minutes <iMP> when he came out, the bike was still there, but obviously something was wrong <iMP> taking a close look, he noticed the absense of pedals. <iMP> the country where people steal things they don't need at all just out of boredom has no future :( #678538
(238)<Kojo> Nobody wants to star in my Star Wars porn video :( <Kojo> The truth behind the scenes: <Kojo> "Han Shot First" #678662
(325)Metl_AtWork: "Whatever comes out of the resolution must address the root cause," Bush said Metl_AtWork: I love bush quotes. Metl_AtWork: he makes me feel smart when I read them. Metl_AtWork: hes like the John Madden of politics =D #678684
(658)<tydel> this fat chick walked up to me at the club tonight <tydel> she's like "I like vodka, buy me a drink" <tydel> I was like "I like blowjobs, buy ME a drink" <tydel> kind of a conversation ender #678715
(1799)Ben174: fuckin paypal.. they need new databases or something.. seems like every other day i get an email and have to go update my account information.