#676796 (274)
<Osiris_69> we cant be a couple because she wont agree to oral sex before mariage
<Osiris_69> catholic chinese, who is the ass who converted them? im gona kill those fuckers
<AntiZzZ> i dated one of em
<AntiZzZ> she never gave it up in like 8 months
<AntiZzZ> she was rich tho
<Poppet-> damn
<Poppet-> 8 months
<Osiris_69> on the 9th month anti?
<AntiZzZ> we broke up
<_hit> she had a black baby
#676801 (819)
<tokenshi> does anyone seriously use realplayer anymore?
<mef> yes
<Freddie> I thought they died :o
<RvLeshrac> They're doing extraordinarily well
<tokenshi> i believe i still have an audio clip buffering from 1999 in realplayer
#676803 (805)
<Keimu> guys
<Keimu> come on lemme back in lol
<Calendros> sorry
<Calendros> You're still banned
<Calendros> come back later
* Keimu (Keimu@ZiRC-A4D4B0A.hsd1.il.comcast.net) has left #AY.Radio
#676812 (604)
<mETRo> you shoulda taken it back to walmart lol
<mETRo> they take anything back
<zx2ms> dude serisouly I was read to just throw it away and buy a new one
<zx2ms> instead of go through the hassle
<mETRo> you could bring in a box of used rubbers there
<mETRo> and theyd be like "was there anything wrong with them?"
<[xENo]> just set the kid on the counter
<zx2ms> lol
#676846 (745)
mintgreenfaerie: rice or ice cream?
OmIn0uS DaRkNeSs: rice cream.
mintgreenfaerie: hehe, sounds like something from Scooby-doo
OmIn0uS DaRkNeSs: no
OmIn0uS DaRkNeSs: that would be
OmIn0uS DaRkNeSs: rice ream
OmIn0uS DaRkNeSs: which sounds like the name for some sick asian porno.
#676873 (1594)
<LocK> I had a conversation about my penis with 2 girls yesterday
<ezmac> must have been a short conversation...
<ophelia> If they're pointing and laughing, it's not a conversation
#676881 (79)
* %James|AFK kicks Cruise in the balls..... WAKE UP >.<
<foamy> hah
<bootsector> LOL
<bootsector> What a nice way to wake someone up!
<SilentDragz> I've woken up before with my 9 year old cousin's face about an inch away from mine
<SilentDragz> wait
<SilentDragz> my face, not balls
<SilentDragz> that sounded so wrong
<%James|AFK> lmao
<foamy> freek
#676884 (1531)
<Chalk> i got a new hard drive and i thought it was fucked cos there was a really weird noise coming from it
<LocK> heh, that sucks
<Chalk> then i realsied there was a crow at my windoe
<Chalk> going raaaaaaaaw
<Chalk> stupid crow
#676896 (425)
<matt1020> is any 1 smart in hear?
#676902 (1890)
(&Gsus) thanks to asian porn i know now the japanese words for "More" "oh god yes" "fuck me hard" and "get that tentacle out of my ass"
#677056 (1259)
<Tyranu[work]> tried to have a customer complaint about a mouse that only worked to the sides and not up and down.... found out later that he didn't move the mouse forward/backwards but rather lifted it up and down... a part of me died that day
#677064 (462)
<+Ne0v001> I was playing Halo 2 yesterday
<+Ne0v001> my friend was over
<+Ne0v001> and I perfectly jumped 3 obstacles
<+Ne0v001> clicked on my invisibility
<+Ne0v001> and slipped by all the guards
<+Ne0v001> and mumbled
<+Ne0v001> "I don't play this game too much"
<+Ne0v001> and he was like
<+Ne0v001> "Who are you trying to convince? Me or you?"
#677083 (553)
(%neeley_09) chain letters aren't even trying anymore
(%neeley_09) "You are definately going to die tonight."
(%neeley_09) "So repost this before you do!"
#677113 (1211)
<scalar> ok, UPS guy came, now I can shower :P
<Keneto> famous phrases to remember not to take out of context?
#677495 (1015)
Nautilus724: One time I tried to piss off the people at McDonalds by ordering the food in the little Spanish I knew.
Nautilus724: I think that was the first time they didn't screw up my order.
#677737 (830)
<TheFlibble>Windows XP doesn't like admitting it's made a mistake
<TheFlibble>It doesn't give error messages it just tries to carry on regardless
<TheFlibble>Its like an embarrassed old man sitting in a pool of his own piss.
#678111 (554)
<Animule> OOkkaayy......
<Animule> HHooww  ddoo  yyoouu  ttuurrnn  ooffff  llooccaall  eecchhoo  iinn  tthhiiss  tthhiinngg??????
#678180 (943)
<Blarrrg> so my CD drive stopped working a couple days ago
<Blarrrg> i figured it must have just been the drivers
<Blarrrg> i looked around but couldn't find any, so i emailed the company requesting them
<Blarrrg> today i go to check my mail, and guess what i find
<Blarrrg> they mailed me a CD with them
#678185 (262)
<VsX> i had a great idea for a t-shirt, but part of it is trademarked
<VsX> the front will say "hear no evil, see no evil, speak no evil...."
<VsX> and the back will say "but touch and taste it ALL YOU WANT"
#678377 (358)
<jesusghet> ok IE sucks
<jesusghet> it doesnt support google calendar
<shaan> it does support spyware though
#678420 (609)
<iMP> my friend just told me a horrible story
<iMP> so, he came to a shop on his bike and left it at the entrance
<iMP> he was inside the shop only for about 5 minutes
<iMP> when he came out, the bike was still there, but obviously something was wrong
<iMP> taking a close look, he noticed the absense of pedals.
<iMP> the country where people steal things they don't need at all just out of boredom has no future :(
#678538 (238)
<Kojo> Nobody wants to star in my Star Wars porn video :(
<Kojo> The truth behind the scenes:
<Kojo> "Han Shot First"
#678662 (325)
Metl_AtWork: "Whatever comes out of the resolution must address the root cause," Bush said
Metl_AtWork: I love bush quotes.
Metl_AtWork: he makes me feel smart when I read them.
Metl_AtWork: hes like the John Madden of politics =D
#678684 (658)
<tydel> this fat chick walked up to me at the club tonight
<tydel> she's like "I like vodka, buy me a drink"
<tydel> I was like "I like blowjobs, buy ME a drink"
<tydel> kind of a conversation ender
#678715 (1799)
Ben174: fuckin paypal.. they need new databases or something.. seems like every other day i get an email and have to go update my account information.