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(483)<Kansas|Working> I went to the Isle of Wight Once too, there was this guy there who had one leg and was jumping down the street, it was funny, reminded me of a pogo-stick. <Jochta> Oh, so yuo find disabled people funny? <Kansas|Working> Only if they remind me of a garden toy. #674850
(728)<drev> how was your weekend? <LaDyLoVe> amazing! my friends threw a surprise party for my birthday :) <drev> fuck the closest thing ive ever had to a surprise party was a fucking intervention #675020
(566)<Pseudoof_The_Goat> can somebody help me? <Pseudoof_The_Goat> i know linux is more secure <Pseudoof_The_Goat> but i can't run linux because i still need windows <Pseudoof_The_Goat> i want to install the linux version of firefox on windows <Pseudoof_The_Goat> anybody know how? #675073
(1300)<chaz> I had to recompile our software to pick up the new libraries etc <chaz> we then hit an issue with connectivity to the database server <chaz> but thats what i fixed (i hope) this morning, so we'll see :) * Twitch crosses her fingers for you <chaz> my apologies, I didn't realise you were female. <chaz> I should turn my geek off. :/ <Twitch> I'm in Physics, don't bother #675097
(690)<JaKa> In soviet russia, you must kill a kitten to masturbate #675105
(1008)<kan> the nigerian government has orderd 1,000,000 of those "100 dollar laptops" for its people. <kan> just what we need more nigerians sending email. #675122
(345)<Falc0> i am gonna start a new bussiness, <Falc0> skydiving for pedophiles <Falc0> make em pay in advance cash only #675190
(604)<postlogic> You should -never- go back and look at spur-of-the-moment written code. <postlogic> It's like watching yourself throw up in replay. #675378
(326)aphextron > Friends are highly overrated. aphextron > Have you ever once masturbated with a friend? aphextron > I should hope not, unless its a girl friend aphextron > but if that were the case you wouldnt be reading this #675555
(854)<Rjx> i'm a mac <Rjx> and i'm a pc <Rjx> and we're both irritating faggots #675557
(1063)<nilson> I have 4.5 gallons of beer <nilson> for my after prom party <Advil> that's a lot of beer <Advil> for two guys #675691
(802)<Swiich> remember how I went to the hospital on tuesday? <Swiich> I screwed up my liver from chugging an entire bottle of cough syrup to trip <_nosiop> without reading the label for other active ingredients or checking what they do online? <Swiich> um... <Swiich> yeah <_nosiop> 15 minutes of research could have saved you 15% liver function or more #675703
(1890)<svinx> yknow when you go to a party, and everyones hooked up except one guy and one girl <svinx> and so they look at each other like.. do we have to? <svinx> intel & nvidia must be lookin at each other like that right now #675734
(1267)Chris: I hate the way flash slows browsers down Steve: Try java, that slows it down much better #675885
(897)<D1_> in third grade <D1_> I saw this girl have a seizure and spasm on the floor <D1_> and man did her tongue go down her throat <D1_> now that I think of it <D1_> it was kind of sexy <twin> what the FUCK #676032
(1201)<Epic> how are^things? <Epic> I've been up 48 hours now ;_; <Dr_Ian> is that why you typoed the space bar as shift and 6? #676189
(2820)Jefferson: FOR SOME REASON MY PASSWORD ON HOTMAIL WON WORK Mymuffinfatty: do you have caps lock on? Jefferson: oh Jefferson: nevermind. #676384
(1698)<PhantomSkyfire> I was practicing with crutches and broke my leg. #676535
(1925)RonilWazlib: man that sucked RonilWazlib: if your girlfriend tells you she feels fat and hugs you for moral support, do not start jiggling her butt in an attempt to find the natural frequency of fat RonilWazlib: and if she asks, DO NOT tell her what you are doing #676621
(511)<Cob`Onsite> unfortunately when i leave here, i must go to a church with a 90 year old secretary <Ridgey_wtf> church? what's that? <ragtop> its similar to a mental hospital, but with less physical restraints #676664
(305)<cloud1> if warez is too expensive for you, maybe the internet isnt a wise investment for you either #676711
(522)* Fragalot moo's loudly at Naib <Naib> *BANG* * Naib goes to have steak #676781
(519)A[S]Vicious: Dude.. I fell asleep last night when I was talking to my girlfriend on the phone.. She was masturbating to my voice, and started talking about how her big vibrator was stuck, and she couldn't get it out. A[S]Vicious: And I fell asleep.. A[S]Vicious: It was awesome #676794
(567)renol07: yo whats up renol07: yo what up renol07: what happen yo click wryterra: "what happen yo click"? what the hell is that? wryterra: I'm afraid I don't speak moron. #676795
(1035)neeley_09: I just realized that I'm kind of a rarity on IRC... diablo: What do you mean? neeley_09: Well, I actually play aports sometimes, and I do things with people, except in real life diablo: Hey, not everyone on IRC is a geek neeley_09: What's the biggest thing you've done today? diablo: I played Oblivion for a few hours, I guess neeley_09: .... neeley_09: You can't even lie about it?