#3554
(957)<@Dark_un> is there an actual term for banks lending out money? <@bytraper> loan <@Dark_un> i was thinking of the process <@incorrect> scam #3556
(308)<IceHeartX> we had geekporn.com like, years ago <IceHeartX> we gave it up 'cause we didn't actually have any hot geeks #3557
(213)<mightyflo> and "what technologies do you like working with best?" <mightyflo> that's an odd question <redbatszu> dusteating nanobots? <mightyflo> i should hook those up to the x10 remote <mightyflo> i could clean the house from my chair #3559
(333)<Geothermal> "<Sphlynxo> Watch your mouth, son." what the hell was that <Geothermal> he better be joking <Geothermal> 'cause this is fucking finalfight <Kazz-readin> Yeah. Fight the power! <dregan> Where the men are men, the women are women, the sheep are scared, and the preteen girls are 40-year-old men! #3560
(448)<evilbadz> can i show you my function? <DAL9000> never on a first date. #3561
(349)<mightyflo> they need to make a car washing sim <nitrifik_> I'd play it. <FE2work> what r u a spic ? <blazemore> haha <blazemore> would you like to buy a vowel? <blazemore> or even a whole word #3563
(581)<Slant> Maybe I'll be able to ignore my GOD DAMN NEED TO HUMP ANYTHING HUMAN AND FEMALE <Slant> ANYTHING <Zor-SLEEP> i feel for your sisters. #3565
(66)<DMC[tiky]> talon: and dont get me started on your little "provicative" look in the bottom of the picture <DMC[tiky]> look like someone put ginger ale in your vagina and you are like 'you silly little kitten' *** DMC[tiky] was kicked by _Talon_ (God, you are so annoying) *** DMC[tiky] (hi@pcp800792pcs.nrockv01.md.comcast.net) has joined <DMC[tiky]> haha <DMC[tiky]> talon is frustrated with my dmc face #3566
(77)<DMC[tiky]> talon: also can we discuss your choice of hairstyles? <DMC[tiky]> talon: the nappy-hair crackhead washed up movie star shoulder legth hair cut is sooo not in. #3568
(188)<KoS-> what the hell is a civic hx? <matts> hx =hax0red #3570
(1512)*** d6|GaiaN has joined #lesbians <d6|GaiaN> lol <d6|GaiaN> EVERYONE OF YOU ARE GUYS AND I KNOW IT #3572
(297)*** Villager has joined #akpcep <Villager> damn AOL <Joshua> ... <Alexander> hi vill <Joshua> jesus shit! <Joshua> you ARE using AOL! <Joshua> i thought you were joking... #3575
(191)<jstepka> perl is the kryptonite of the computer science world <pagan> if stepka looks at it his penis shrivles up <pagan> and he gets weak <pagan> =) <jstepka> hell yeah #3576
(510)* RedBull has returned.. I degaussed my girlfriend and I'm just not attracted to her anymore. #3577
(277)<Corranfox> GF? <metroid23> you'll get it eventually... <Corranfox> guitar freaks <blazemore> it's not like it'd stand for girl friend.. this IS #bemani after all #3578
(606)<myzery> MIAMI -- An 81-year-old woman who arrived in court Thursday in a wheelchair plotted to smuggle 9,931 doses of Ecstasy in her luggage on a flight from London, authorities said. <matts> hahah <[prefix]> haha <matts> What a doofus <skycriesx> whered u read that <myzery> the onion #3579
(267)<Slant> The problem with having gone this long without whacking <Slant> is that I have no quality pr0n in which to celebrate the occasion <Slant> that now I can whack <Slant> and thus I feel the "moment" isn't right #3580
(363)<Slant> Easy way to figure out which episodes Slant likes: <Slant> for x in StarTrek.Episodes[] <Slant> if (x.liked_by_everyone) <Slant> Slant.hates_episode[x] = TRUE; <Slant> else <Slant> Slant.likes_episode[x] = FALSE; <Slant> no wait. <mightyflo> hahahahahahahaha <Slant> Slant.hates_episode[x] = FALSE; <animegoth> lol <FutabaAoi> so you hate all of tng! <mightyflo> it's funny when you can debug someone's real life code #3581
(269)<Slant> In the process of arguing for chinese food <Slant> I appear to have slipped my guilt in .. err .. inability to cook food. <Slant> If it reaches the complexity of boiling water, I don't have the attention span. <Slant> As such, we have had a few vict.. err .. accidents around the house. <Slant> So it looks like I'll be eating ramen tonight. Worse, I'll be eating it carefully monitored. #3582
(448)<duk0r> Don't forget kids, the faster you download the bigger your penis is. #3584
(273)MrProgrmmr: I want to encode my sperms DNA with the DeCSS code, that way when I jack off, I'd be breaking the law #3587
(341)<cheezwiz> anybody know how to have WarCraft 3 run off of a bnetd server?? <eldee> cheezwiz: yeah <cheezwiz> eldee <cheezwiz> really? <eldee> cheezwiz: yeah! first, become a beta tester. then they'll give you a serial number you can use. its hella easy after that. you just hit connect <cheezwiz> eldee:wow u didn't help at all <eldee> cheezwiz: cool. mission accomplished #3588
(351)*** da-guvnor (~tonto@pc2-stoc4-0-cust224.mid.cable.ntl.com) Quit (If girls are made of sugar & spice......why do they taste of fish.) #3589
(368)e l i t e m r p: you think you're so smart cause you go to "school" #3591
(310)<Slant> .... <FutabaAoi> i see your ... and raise you .. <FutabaAoi> ! <Slant> four baby. * Slant shoots FutabaAoi for cheating at the '.' table.