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#3456 (351)

<jstepka-w> she said to me 'we need a few months off'
<Flav> "a few months? sweet, that'll let me run through the bitches on my TODO list"

#3457 (1031)

<Legatic> How can you think you matter when your URL has a tilde in it?

#3460 (530)

<agrath> I banned him cause he pointed out i was a virgin

#3464 (203)

<Object> i'm good for 15 minutes
<sh0> Object, 15 minutes ?!
<sh0> you better have a lot of cash to keep yo bitch loyal

#3465 (436)

<f9|war3beta> These Mint Skittles taste like shit.
<Brentai> MINT SKITTLES?
<JDigital> f9: Tell me about it. Over here, we call the green ones "Excre-mint".
<JDigital> Alternatively known as "New car smell" flavour.

#3469 (278)

<blazemore> Windows XP Professional Uptime: 4wks 4hrs 55secs
<blazemore> time to reboot
<ScumDog> that's so retarded
<mandarin> heh...uptime is sad
<mandarin> more sad is most *nix nerds have longer uptime records than relationship records ;)
<mightyflo> Relationship OSR2 Sexual Uptime: 2wks 6hrs 12secs

#3474 (322)

<@Catgirl> The three stages of Catgirl hating: #1) "FUCK YOU I'M RIGHT YOU'RE WRONG" #2) "FUCK YOU I BET YOU'RE NOT A GIRL" #3) "FUCK YOU" *ban* PM: "I'd like to fuck you."

#3483 (780)

<Darksyde> dood you make texas look like a big dildo
<blazemore> i'd rather be a big dildo than a small dildo
<blazemore> especially the kind the secretes fake jizz that tastes like oranges
<Geek-> lol
<Geek-> how would you know about that shit?
* blazemore is away

#3485 (311)

<DrWoody> alcohol is my anti-drug.

#3487 (64)

<]Di[ein> seriously..... imma put 2x turbos....nos....air intake...... get that pos lowered even though it is already lowered
<]Di[ein> get some 5's
<]Di[ein> (it has go cart wheels)
<Vandium> A FESTIVA
<Vandium> ROFL!
<]Di[ein> the only car in the world where u get a buy one get one free deal!

#3498 (248)

<stack> if($want == "illegal") connect(efnet);

#3500 (395)

<bdi> if you lookin' for sympathy, you better look between R and T in the fucking dictionary

#3502 (391)

<Butters> this girl I'm talking to on AIM just tried out her new "pink panther"
<chowda> Butters: I'm sure "she" did :)

#3509 (289)

<Rasputin> Episode 1 rocked!!!!!
<Rasputin> Let me rephrase.
<Rasputin> The trailer for Episode 1 ROCKED!!!!

#3510 (356)

<Demamas> RAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWR! *explodes*
<Nyphur> BAD! NO BONE FOR Demamas! BACK IN YOUR CAGE !!
*** Signoff: Demamas (Ping timeout)
<Nyphur> oops
<Nyphur> I forgot I left his cage off the server

#3523 (356)

<JFalcon> sex is too much work... and the customers always complain.

#3524 (4604)

<Ouroboros> Has anyone ever logged into dev0n's FTP?
<Affe> ouro: that some kind of sexual innuendo?
<xpander> is that a euphemism?
<Ouroboros> Possibly
<Ouroboros> Shhh
<Ouroboros> I try to be subtle about these things.
<Affe> in that case, i 'log into dev0ns ftp' all the time
<Ouroboros> Yeah, she gave me her "login" but she won't reply to my "/msgs"
<Affe> dude i had 'sex' with her in the 'butt' the other day
<Affe> oh wait
<Affe> we're being subtle

#3526 (828)

<Korben> tits
<darkraZor> yes, tits
<Soopa> i agree
<darkraZor> ...indeed

#3532 (66)

<blazemore> indian, asian.. same difference, they both end with "ian"

#3535 (260)

<ScumDog> I never treat women as members of the opposite sex, Tanya.

#3539 (1088)

<craig> i'm sorry, i should've remembered that many people are pedanic here
<Crappy> it's pedantic

#3547 (235)

#3550 (57)

<PowrSlave> dude once i got an altoid stuck up my gf's pussy
<PowrSlave> and everytime i tried to fish it out with my tongue it went further up. and she said it burned her hahaa

#3551 (145)

<GiRLiE> hey it was funny the doc asked me if I have blood in my urine
<GiRLiE> thought of u

#3552 (298)

<DAL9000> he prolly cried and then shot himself in the head 14 times
<Wronski> DAL9000: I think it would be rather difficult to shoot yourself in the head 14 times.
<DAL9000> Wronski: think about it.
<DAL9000> if he's stupid enough to use an imac and need help
<DAL9000> then he's prolly not using very much of his brain
<natescape> b'sides, they say we only use 10% of our brain most of the time anyway
<natescape> his 10% was probably located closer to his ass....