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(769)<AaronStJ> I'd buy it. And by buy, I mean warez #3392
(383)<Snag> i saw this thing...... its like a rod with two lips you put like a special rod-lube in it.. <Snag> supposed to be like a bj.... throat included <XDDD> i prefer women for my bjs <boozie> haha <XDDD> but im kinda weird <XDDD> i guess the pipe would be better, no body to get rid of afterwards #3400
(340)<|TrunX|> don't make me bust out my pic <|TrunX|> you will all turn gay #3402
(823)<|sco|t> doesn anyone in here know a good amount of php <Jumper> |sco|t, the #php guys do ;) <JibberJim> |sco|t go to #php <[ric]> and #women is full of women, go figure <JibberJim> and #teens is full of 40 year old men. #3403
(342)* IZS logs in and delets all potential child porn <IZS> rm -rf / #3404
(49)<|TrunX|> dem polacks are getting smart....the woman all stopped using vibrators.... <|TrunX|> kept getting chipped teeth :þ #3407
(1850)<timmo> and it involves a girl named bertha <timmo> WHO WOULD SUBJECT THEIR DAUGHTER TO THE HORRORS OF THAT NAME <timmo> 'this is my daughter bertha, she eats villages' #3408
(33)<steve-kun> everybody's someone else's nigger #3409
(240)<grifferz> what is more funny is when dalnet EB sends a message to their mailing lists saying "don't talk about this issue, kill the thread" thus ensuring the thread will never, ever end <grifferz> it is like a reverse godwin #3410
(820)<ben> on sep 11th dalnet issued a statement offering condolences and saying how they were non-politicial <ben> and you almost believe them until you see it was issued by Melech which is the hebrew word for king <ben> i.e. israeli contacts, etc <ben> NON POLITICAL MY ARSEY <grifferz> wow, and like, the way bahamut is the name of a dragon, maybe all these names have real meaning and dalnet staff are really hyperdiemnsional dragon warriors from the planet Oper!! <grifferz> fucking scary eh <ben> yes <grifferz> or, they could be just nicknames. I DO NOT KNOW #3411
(340)<erik> i guess that means oral sex is out of the question then <grifferz> I dunno, with the stuff I've been coughing up today, your spooge might actually be more pleasant #3413
(224)[DigDug] wow, i was so dehydrated this morning... [DigDug] i took a piss and it looked like there was an egg yolk coming out of my penis #3415
(596)<Crappy> tbe <Crappy> er <Crappy> the internet is cool <Crappy> my triumphant statement somewhat dampened by my inability to type "the" #3416
(512)<Nyphur> How long till Chaz gets on, roughly? <Koji_Ishida> when hell freezes over... * Koji_Ishida shortens the timespan... and sets the temp down in helll *** Chaz (Chaz@va-24-30-228-82.va.mediaone.net) has joined channel #AlgolXR <Koji_Ishida> told you lowering the temp in hell always works * Koji_Ishida breaks off an icicle #3421
(657)<DrWoody> One time I was at the store with my friend and there were these underage kids in the porn section they kicked out while we were in there. <DrWoody> so they gave us their money and we bought porn for them <L33TKnight> your good deed for the day? <DrWoody> I like to give back to society. #3423
(313)<aNuBiS-> hit it before before puberty does <aNuBiS-> thats my motto #3432
(457)<grifferz> I love vim so much <grifferz> pets can die, women will fuck you over <grifferz> but vim's love is pure * ben moves away <grifferz> vim is truly a man's best friend * IZS calls for the men in white coats #3433
(1100)<kolby> Allow me to be serious. Kolby serious? Yea right. Well I'm kinda drunk and feel like getting a few things off my chest. See I'm not even supposed to be alive right now. When my mom was giving birth there was a big problem. I was suffocating and I almost died. <Wes> how were you suffocating? <kolby> See what happend is that my dick was wrapped around my neck 8 times. #3435
(1126)<Maxstah> i had a cable repair call at this arian nation nazi guys house today <Maxstah> funny his name was joseph black <Maxstah> i told him thats ironic <Maxstah> he got pissed #3439
(74)<dodge> i tell ya <dodge> youre sitting here one minuite, the next thing you know youve just woken up and theres ya laptop under yer pillow... <Lord-Data> nope.. just you ... #3448
(745)<timmo> you know what makes me laugh <timmo> web cam chicks <timmo> who try to lick their own nipples <timmo> but fall short #3451
(412)<smcn> tomorrow's forecast: partly cloudy with a slight chance of terrorism #3452
(318)<Blackmail> I should get a realdoll <Blackmail> imagine me applying for a loan for that from my bank "yeah, I need a love doll" <tobdude> LOL <zerox> I'm sure you could get a realdoll on ebay for half the price <Blackmail> ew, a used one <Blackmail> and not made the way I want it either <zerox> is this the one you want Blackmail <zerox> http://www.realdoll.com/maledoll1.html <aNuBiS-> hahah <Blackmail> I want a she-he-doll <tobdude> thats so wrong <CanOfSpam> We're long overdue for an Oprah doll <Blackmail> UPS won't take anything that heavy <CanOfSpam> oh #3453
(301)<Jumper> which one are you reading ? <snot> security experts ( news.com.com ) <Jumper> ah, news.com that redirects to news.com.com for unfatomable reasons <Jumper> I guess they weren't commy enough <Jumper> haw haw, get it ?? RED BASTARDS <snot> they where news.com.com.com before the .com bust, guess they just playing it safe <Jumper> yeah, they must've hyped down now #3454
(406)<Mike> ARGH SHIT <Mike> Ive been on the internet for ALMOST 3 HOURS <Mike> SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHITE <Mike> BIG HUGE PHONE BILL <Mike> bye bye everyone *** Mike (~M@194.165.170.168) Quit (Quit: Mike is Gone, Nobody Noticed) <Jumper> heh <Jumper> "phone"