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(397)<lan_rover> i hate reruns. <DAL9000> as do i <lan_rover> i wish the tv stations would just say: "We're sorry.. we have nothing new to show you.. so please go do something productive." #3338
(57)*** [SNiPeR] (invisible@pD951E3E2.dip.t-dialin.net) has joined #efnet <[SNiPeR]> got a problem...i wanna register a chan but chanserv doesn´t work #3340
(213)(koch): !need some help (koch): !anyone in private please (@Lynkx): koch: what the hell are you doing (@dc): hes an idiot (@Lynkx): !i want a vagina (@Lynkx): shit (@Lynkx): don`t werk #3341
(501)<MicroChip> ok, so who's gonna win the superbowl? <Chucker-away> the Yankees <bishop> the sox <MicroChip> you guys are so female #3342
(424)<smcn> To buy a PS2, or not to buy a PS2: that is the question. Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the moral decay of selling my soul to Sony, or to never play Final Fantasy X? #3345
(223)<thc\ip> just cus i have like a hjalf oz of weed in my keyboard... <thc\ip> dont mean i cant spell #3348
(375)<sector_> it was a boring uneventful game IMHO and my fucking HO is top-notch #3351
(648)<Wes> Anything good coming on TV tonight? <kolby> maybe nWo will return <Wes> Anything good that doesn't involve dudes in their underwear slap-fighting so they can get a new belt to wear to the Gay Pride Parade? #3352
(48)<drgonzo> i'd rather cut off my own penis than run linux <drgonzo> running linux screams I fuck ugly chicks #3353
(247)<mightyflo> why is the k in cmyk a k? <nitrifik_> cause it's kool like dat. <mightyflo> cyan, magenta, and yellow kool-aid <mightyflo> that would go over pretty well with the geek crowd <mightyflo> they should market a new flavor that way <nitrifik_> CMYKOOL <nitrifik_> I'd buy it. #3354
(46)<kolby> davek, stop trying to make everyone else become black #3356
(308)<SaraAB> ok you will probably think im stupid but i was on the phone with my friend and i was freaking out because the game ffx talks!!!! <mightyflo> what was the point of having voice acting in ffx if the main character is just gonna say "..." all the time anyway? #3358
(168)<tril0gy> i think with my gov't tax return i'm gunna buy a redmav <spicrx7> you're better off getting a shirt that says "I suck cock." <ChronosGW> Then you and DMC can be mav-buddies <spicrx7> same effect as having a red mav <spicrx7> except the tshirt would be worth more #3360
(443)<kolby> i dont think the number of times ive jacked off to britney spears can be calculated <kolby> it never gets old <kolby> i think that's what love is #3362
(462)<Dllem> "another expressed his desire to try "onal sex." We're not sure what that is, but it sounds kinky." #3363
(188)<Nettik> I had some Huge ass guy name Ray try to squeeze the shit out of me <Nettik> the guy is REAL strong and pretty agile for being big <Nettik> he grabbe a hold of me and started squeezing, he didnt like it when I kicked his leg out from underneath him too much, but he squeezed harder. It all depends on how far I was willing to go <spazzer> <Nettik> and soon i had a nice loaf the size of a breadbox in my drawers #3369
(444)<C00k0> I used to think ircops were cybercops that would run around like leet hackers in movies and storm your house if you did something bad <hex86> and were you sad when you found out they actually do very little? <C00k0> I was quite happy ^_^ #3371
(466)<orion> A FUCKING GAY CLUB <orion> HOMOS WILL TOUCH MY FUCKING FLYER <orion> this is a NIGHTMARE <orion> where's my time-release cyanide capsule of death <Guilty> Now orion, you arent gay from homo's touching a flyer you made <Guilty> Unless said flyer is a picture of your dick <Guilty> Which knowing you, it might be #3373
(619)<Wes> While most dudes go day-to-day waiting for sex to happen, the sex offenders go out and MAKE it happen. #3375
(218)<Maxisout> Apoc has so much brail on his face it would confuse a blind person #3376
(134)<Kraz> I am bored with the internet <Kraz> believe it or not <Kraz> there are no more "killer apps" <Kraz> it's all a big let down <Kraz> mostly coz it's not 3d #3377
(346)[20:21] <Wabajape> how many gbas did you buy? [20:21] <KidHype> 2 [20:22] <KidHype> his and hers [20:22] <Wabajape> none for the kids? [20:22] <KidHype> we are the kids #3385
(153)<crums|zzz> i love my bed <crums|zzz> still need to christen it...grrr #3388
(626)<Ponder> He found a better job, got a new gf. <Ponder> All because he stopped smoking <tragic> i need to start smoking, so then i can quit and all sorta good shit will happen to me #3389
(493)<Ad0> anyone got monsters inc? <Ad0> my gf wants to see it <Idler> Ad0: No, but I got a monster in my pants <Idler> and I bet your girlfriend wants to see that