#3594 (304)
<mightyflo> they keep all interesting stuff from entering the country i live in
<mightyflo> and at the same time, flood it with total crap
<Slant> mightyflo: It's a conspiracy to make us stupid.
<Reo> and it's too late for many of us
#3597 (283)
<Amanda> Uncle Bud's Catfish is a PRODUCT OF CORPORATE MONOPOLIES ATTEMPTING TO STEAL OUR CATFISH TRADITION
<Amanda> AND CAPITALIZE ON IT WHILE LOSING THE TRUE VALUE OF AND LOVE FOR THE FISH
<kisama_> alright
<kisama_> so you're against christmas presents too?
#3599 (318)
<xeiro> O_6: what does updating your kernel actaully do
<O_6> xeiro, gets me the chicks
#3600 (280)
<BombScare> hmmm...choices choices, either get dressed and go get lunch, or sit here and wait for dinner
<BombScare> damn im lazy
#3602 (512)
<Baby-d> I set up a shoutcast last night while I was pretty wasted, it's fuckin tight though
<SilverJag> I guess
<Baby-d> you guess!?!
<Baby-d> show some more enthusiasim!
<Baby-d> :)
<SilverJag> I cant I have diahreaa
#3604 (393)
(snpr^): 1337 = l33t = leet = elite = ghey
#3610 (280)
<sAmEeLl> canada`s fbi is called RCMP
<sAmEeLl> sounds like a dos attack
#3611 (287)
<sAmEeLl> i smoke dunhills
<aNuBiS-> i assume thats #bearcave lingo for cock
#3613 (503)
<SinbadTheSailor> hi hedge...are you on turps?
<Hedge> quite sober actually
<sTar69> sober like, just jammed my penis in the door kinda sober?
<Hedge> sober like i just got caught shoplifting a dildo kinda sober
<sTar69> oh THAT kind of sober ;)
<sTar69> i mean err what are you talking about?
#3614 (64)
<Waters> I practice safe sex
<Waters> I masterbate with a condom on
#3615 (527)
<DeathFist> hey, can u guys stop talking about racism and shit...its getting old...if you dont like it, then you dont have to own slaves, its as easy as that...
#3616 (625)
<azmaveth> man u know that is funny as shit 127.0.0.1 is my school ip
#3618 (579)
<establish> 16/f/virgin/36c/firmtits/5'9/125 pounds/I like guys who are short, overweight, not good looking, and who are really into computers and video games/plus I have genital warts
#3619 (458)
<FreshBrew> BEAT MY CHILDREN
<kolby> You take that B off and I won't even charge ya.
#3620 (224)
<meohmy> at the end of the day its smokers that keep the hospitals running
#3621 (301)
<djcrom> its so hard to create a build in an electro song without any percussion
<noj> no it isn't
<noj> you puss
<djcrom> ok let me rephrase
<djcrom> its so hard to create a build in an electro song without any percussion and make it not sound gay
#3622 (14)
<shaun|bbl> I've been smokin my cats shit recently, once you get over the bad taste, it actually fucks you up good....:P
#3623 (187)
<fai|ure> pearl must have some cavern pussy if she's wanting it in the ass everytime
<pearl> i didnt say everytime
<pearl> occasionally is nice :)
<pearl> jd has the nicest thing to say about me usually
<fai|ure> i'm that sensitive type of guy
<fai|ure> ya' know what i'm sayin'
<Ginger> cavernous is not good
<Ginger> cept
<Ginger> for the esophageal capacity
#3625 (334)
<nakke> !dictionary fellatio
<FillyJonk>  2 entries found for fellatio.
<FillyJonk>  fel-la-ti-o (f-l, -sh, f-) n. Oral stimulation of the penis. [New Latin, from Latin felltus, past participle of fellre, to suck. See dh(i)- in Indo-European Roots.]
<JibberJim> So billions is spent on making it possible for people to "chat" across the world, and access dictionary's and what do you do? - look up dirty words...
#3627 (123)
<Phil> i always have fun when 11 inches is involved
#3630 (6842)
<blazemore> omg i love this song
<blazemore> Now playing: Unknown Artist - Track 2 @ 128 Kbps. (0:47/3:24)
<Javi> blazemore:  yeah, that's a bad ass song
#3632 (175)
<tsui-ji> gyl: go into #asian and tell em you are white, have muscles and drive a nice car and mad chicks will msg you
#3634 (256)
<tyne> my life consists of 2 things
<tyne> music
<tyne> and debt
#3635 (1074)
<L0ne_W0lf> I saw a lady at work today putting a credit card into her floppy drive and pulling it out very quickly. I inquired as to what she was doing and she said she was shopping on the Internet, and they asked for a credit card number, so she was using the ATM "thingy."
#3636 (145)
<kung_fu_mike> its not a fast rmix when all you did was speed up the bit rate
<kung_fu_mike> oh and degrade the quality