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(3850)<Merrick178> OMFG <Merrick178> My Mom just called and I sound like my dad <Merrick178> She said "Is that you?" I said "Yea" She said "Im glad you answered cause boy am I horny!" <Merrick178> AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH <Merrick178> WTF <Merrick178> IM GONNA GO STAB MYSELF IN THE HEAD NOW #664847
(1368)<+Zeraliten> FUCK!! That cat needs to die a horrible death. He's chewed through the wires on my $120 headset <@CCFreak2K> Zeraliten, electrical tape can take care of that. <Teqonix> What, killing the cat, or fixing the headphones? #664898
(958)<Chappy> how did you go online? <Quasi> I'm on someone else's wireless. <Chappy> oh really??? that s great! <Quasi> It's not too bad, but I have to stay completely still or it disconnects. <Quasi> I'm getting horrific leg cramps, but great download speeds. #665000
(939)<neotiger> jesus damn I'm bored <neotiger> nothing to do all day but sit on IRC or play games <neotiger> woo. <^Migs^> are you at work or something? #665115
(586)maus: man do I need a wifi card for my laptop; I tried to plug into a router at a downtown coffee shop and they got all mad at me #665198
(762)sluissa: I feel sorry for gay people in america who are saving themselves for marriage. #665552
(931)<pete_> Dude, if I ever become an emt <pete_> I'm so driving the ambulance to a funeral home, <pete_> Walk in and just be like, "Hey, sorry if I'm late..." #665565
(-209)<wixard> so... anybody know of any cool soldering irons? <nugent> yeah the soldermatic4000 supermax version 2.0 #665628
(878)<Derkum> You know your mom has humour when her password to the computer is "divorce05" #665705
(3118)<LenaWarrior> Does Australia float around or is it stuck there <KoreaPro> Are you serious? #665715
(53)<&arcanum> IdleRPG is like Runescape only with better graphics. #665751
(278)<addeman> the difference between me and a soccer player is that i score then shoot #665792
(199)<djbjrca> Loonietoon: what OS are you on <Loonietoon> im not on os <Loonietoon> isnt that mac <Loonietoon> im windows #665807
(9219)omg its zack wtf: my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests #665846
(357)[Warmonger] my phone is always off in fact [AstralSin] my grandma would kick my ass if i didnt answer every once in a while [AstralSin] and of course, there's always the slim hope that a girl will call [AstralSin] but they never do [AstralSin] other than my grandma, but thats not the same [Warmonger] someone else's grandma maybe [AstralSin] ew #665959
(347)spaceinvader455: heh spaceinvader455: I saw lake house yesterday spaceinvader455: and when they first started trading letters spaceinvader455: (the guy that lives in '04 and the girl that lives in '06) spaceinvader455: I thought to myself, "Ok, first letter, So, how was star wars episode III?" #665971
(59)<Winchester> I just watched a PSA video of how to save ourselves from atomic bombs in the `40s. <Winchester> And I realized: "Oh, shit, we`re at risk." <Winchester> And then I watched a video of the Brady kids and I was too happy to care. <Winchester> Conclusion: The Ruskies used the Brady kids to distract us. <Winchester> Reason for Failure: The Bradys lacked musical talent and Jan was an emo bitch. #666045
(618)<Glock> So i attended this sudden death the other day, a guy hung himself <Glock> The guys partner was there and said he'd been pretty depressed lately <Glock> Then my stupid partner says 'Has he ever done anything like this before?' <Glock> Should have seen the confused face of the poor girl <Izzy> Maybe it was jesus....he'll come back #666104
(542)pugg: My worst gig was doing sales on salary + commission. pugg: That's sort of like being a waiter, except you have to go out on the street, pull people into the restaurant, and convince them they're hungry. pugg: Also, you don't get your tip until a month after they've finished eating. #666214
(1419)«%[indy]Muaddib» I'm so in the closet, I'm practically in Narnia #666394
(1987)<BigMac> Omg, My dads just died suddenly in hospital <BigMac> Im gonna go see his corpse in the morgue <Pleston> I doubt that. <BigMac> What? <Pleston> Well, firstly, any person would go see their father BEFORE mourning to us about it. <Pleaston> Secondly, I remember your other father dying about two weeks ago, on another chat. ** BigMac has quit (quit: Stfu) <Pleaston> Thought so #666406
(551)<@Efrael> Funny thing about hard drives: the bigger they are, the more porn you download. <@Efrael> After a while it seems that there was no upgrade at all. #666428
(1036)TTim2627: i try to restrain from illegal activities on sundays igcatastrophe:really? I don't. i figure, gods resting, get him in his blindspot TTim2627: africa? #666469
(155)<punkomatic> so i saw superman last nite...not only did it suck, but it was super predictable and super emotionless. <youSuck> Well of course it was emotionless. if superman showed his super feelings, he'd be emo-man <youSuck> lol "I'm EmoMan! my tears of Justice will destroy you!" #666516
(871)<godix> Well, I know my NES was picky, if you didn't touch it in the right way it wouldn't let you play anything at all. Kinda like a woman actually... <Aqua|Editing> I thought it was more like a man, because it wouldn't work unless you blew it.