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(701)<mima> i have found further proof that irc users are the result of an anti-social break in existence. <mima> i just went into a bunch of different channels, said "SMILE!~ =D" and everyone said, 'wtf?', 'seriously?', 'what?', or i got kicked out. #666666
(667)<Brian> Hahaha... I spent two hours just so I could get an evil quote number on bash. <DaKemoBoy> The only thing evil about that is the time you wasted. :) #666814
(545)<Curt^> and mexicans try so hard to goto my land <Filefragg> electric fences would help <Curt^> Mexicans would just use them as a power source #666982
(1056)<LavenderD> >:) <LavenderD> Evil smile or sad jew, you decide. #667273
(2142)<bi0h4z4r_> north korea is test firing missiles right now <bi0h4z4r_> on fox news <@argv[0]> thats where i would test my missiles too <@argv[0]> fox news headquarters #667467
(1226)<@kiafaldorius> is it just me or is it cool that 1337 (string) converted to hex becomes 31333337? #667490
(2965)<Pedlya> So I got this really big usb drive, and me and my dad are trying to put shit on it. *Simpe has entered #cancelled <Pedlya> my dad said its too big, and I guess it was <Pedlya> so my mom comes in and is trying to push it in...it still didnt go in <Pedlya> my brother uses his and it fits fine, so we just use his * Simpe has quit IRC (I dont want to know dude... ) #667596
(1837)(Patrick82): i have multiple personalities (tkam): the one that tells you to kill yourself obviously isn't getting its fair share of time #667626
(1617)<Frostfyre> Alright. 5 reasons why I'm convinced that my penis runs Linux. <Frostfyre> 1. I can create child processes <Frostfyre> 2. I can handle multiple users on any platform at once. <Frostfyre> 3. I'm VERY user friendly. <Frostfyre> 4. I have incredible uptime. <Frostfyre> and 5. When my system load gets too heavy, I end up dumping my core and the system shuts down. #667639
(-206)<leeg> I heard that Vista will support Duke Nukem Forever OOTB #667677
(308)<@kazin> why does php have 'echo' and 'print'? Do they do different things? <Bluefoxicy> kazin: echo prints in a big empty room. #667747
(255)KrazyKanuk: the canadian customs people rule KrazyKanuk: i get to the border right, coming from the us KrazyKanuk: and the guard asks me if i have any weapons in the car KrazyKanuk: im like, im CANADIAN, what do u think? KrazyKanuk: he let me through without another word #667762
(913)<Ghaleon> I'm a programmer for a company that ports english made games to the japanese market <PcChip> Make one say "ALL YOUR BASE" in japanese to get back at them. #667770
(2810)(sean__) i want to call you with my cell phone whats your # (@Pain`) (911)-323-4155 (sean__) dude you made me call the cops what the fuck #667811
(161)* Digi disconnects <Eliza> you're still here * Digi has disconnected <Eliza> you're still here * Digi has disconnected <Eliza> you're still here * Digi has disconnected <Digi> I HAVE DISCONNECTED DAMMIT D: #667868
(888)<demonotaku_> hate when you fall asleep and your cat jumps on your keyboard <Facemaker> Yeah, they always talk about you on irc behind your back #667958
(797)Boboray202: If Intelligent Design existed, my hand would be self-lubricating! #668041
(592)<ilius> I'm a canadian <ilius> theyre sending me on a peacekeeping mission somewhere undisclosed as of yet <sanzo> i think you mean "im going to try and stop a genocide in africa without weapons" #668060
(2855)kixor: well, how are you going to get around the north american ip ban? Kovia: duh, last i checked i live in texas Kovia: and texas is south america Kovia: way to go, idiot #668250
(1083)<rewind> look! I know how to do YMCA!! <rewind> \o/ |o| /o_ /o\ #668269
(1451)<jab> I just installed some windows updates <jab> and then Windows Update told me I had some security vulnerabilities in my windows software <jab> I click OK and the list of vulnerabilities comes up and one of them says "Internet Explorer is not your default browser." #668361
(-6)<@Nefro> so Pirates Of The Caribbean 2 sucked? <malakian> yeah <malakian> it sucks hard <malakian> then swallows, sadly <malakian> so you dont even see the climax. #668899
(768)<Caius> in the last year I've broken the screen on: SE S700i, SE P910i, iPod 40GB, Pentax S6, Palm Zire 72 (and slightly before the last year, Palm M100) <Libertus> Caius: Have you considered pen and paper? #668963
(877)<wordup> i talk very little <mop> font size 2? #668964
(1965)<syc> buddy of mine licked a motherboard once while the machine was running <syc> no problems <Skiz> I disagree <Skiz> your friend has problems