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(1766)<Xeph> fuck <Xeph> i meant to create 2 rar files at 200000000 bytes a piece <Xeph> not 200000000 files <Xeph> at 2 bytes a piece #663208
(414)<RetardedMonkey> Fuck I drink too much coke <RetardedMonkey> 4 x 1.25L bottles <RetardedMonkey> 2 x 2L bottles <RetardedMonkey> 2 x 600ML bottles <moth> Say hello to my little friend - diabetes #663304
(741)<greggk> will somebody please tell me why, in our self-proclaimed conservative society, do homophobic parents teach their children "rub a dub dub, three /men/ in a tub"? <greggk> not only does it endorse homosexuality and promiscuity, but it also implants children with the false stereotype that all butchers and bakers are sodomites. <joshmunki> what about the candlestick makers? <greggk> actually, the rhyme is right about them. they're all assdildo fags. #663354
(1924)<Chalklatemilk> ok so im wacking off to a video of two lesbians fucking eachother <Chalklatemilk> then i hear my mom walking down the hall to this room <Chalklatemilk> so i quickly close the video <Chalklatemilk> then she walks in and im sitting with my pants down, left hand around the cock, and she looks at me...then looks at the screen...my desktop was open and had three naked gnomes standing by a fireplace...the look on her face as she left the room will stick with me till the day i die. #663380
(155)rated U for ugly: Maybe they should put the IRS at the border instead... rated U for ugly: cause illegals rated U for ugly: seem to be afraid of paying taxes #663524
(1849)SpUnGe14: I should name my nuts Trinidad and Tobago skater067: or skater067: the virgin islands SpUnGe14: Ouch #663726
(445)<drjazz> I don't use an IP address, too dangerous <DeeTee> yeah, all those websites kept telling me my ip address. was like wtf, so i rang my ISP and asked them to delete it. <drjazz> indeed, I got that error that my computer was broadcasting an IP address <drjazz> took care of that shit pronto <DeeTee> oh hell yeah, cant have that shit out there for those fucking crazies to use. #664028
(770)< alx> wow irc feels like television right now < alx> 75 channels and not a thing worth watching #664122
(1070)<DjK> well, I noticed that the noise my kid makes when he gets into a tantrum at the shops wanting chocolate is EXACTLY the same noise he makes when I accidentally cut off the top of his finger when he's helping me prepare the carrots. <Rovie> ... <DjK> and they say I'm a bad parent - but I notice these little things! #664245
(1526)firedevilsfriend: dude! skype for pocket pc firedevilsfriend: that means I can use my cell phone as... a phone! #664248
(1264)<Lynxis> so i was outside today.. <Lynxis> i seen this bird chasing after this a butterfly <Lynxis> my first thought was that the bird was probably trying to rape the butterfly <Lynxis> then my second thought was maybe the butterfly was playing hard to get <Lynxis> and my third thought was "Wow, I must really hang out in the wrong places on the internet." #664268
(-125)<kaleido> Instead of distributing condoms in gay bars and at productions of the play "Rent," where they might have done some good, Koop insisted on distributing condoms in kindergarten classes, in prder to emphasize the point that AIDS does not discriminate, which it does. <kaleido> i got suspended in 7th grade over some shit like that <kaleido> <teacher> straight people can get aids too <kaleido> <me> name one <kaleido> they had me on the curb out front waiting for my mom to pick me up so fast i wasnt sure if id been expelled or just suspended #664308
(420)<ratSrdnaW> One time.. I went to the store and got some clothes.. and went to the changing room to try them on.. get the key from the lil attendant lady.. then I shouted out.. "oh man! we're out of toilet paper in here!" #664348
(582)<ScriptBlue> the first thing I've been invited to in high school was our graduation party #664427
(2231)Magus5311: I got a C- in Spanish 1. Magus5311: Then I got a summer job doing construction Magus5311: Next year I had an A+ #664440
(710)schraitle: have you ever noticed how geeks and the rest of the world are going backwards from each other? schraitle: i mean, the geeks started on email and chatrooms, while the rest of the world were using phones schraitle: and now, everyone's using text messaging and stuff on their cell phones, while the geeks have VoIP and skype schraitle: somebody's going the wrong way #664482
(568)<@Witchlord> omg <@Witchlord> I just thought of a website that I had to go to <@Witchlord> and then for some reason went to hotmail instead, when I havent needed to go to hotmail in over 5 years <@Witchlord> and my first thought was "holy shit, i drove home this drunk" #664484
(1916)<@Ustas> Sigh. Got to go buy some food. A mouse hung itself in my fridge and left a note "can't live like this" #664485
(748)Godchicken: One of my co-worker's roommates is a total myspace whore. She's gone through 5 boyfriends in 4 months plus other random dates... and all off Myspace. Godchicken: I want a piece of it before she's all worn out Method: Put a quarter on her head and call next, like in the arcade #664495
(1569)<Mod> So, how many are you inviting? <Ned> Dunno. I'll check the random number generator. <Ned> Oh. It says 22345780 <Ned> We're gonna have to get more dip. #664605
(225)<Jake> Caffeine and I are getting along well today. <Nismorack> Didn't you break up? <Jake> We talked it over <Storm> how the hell could you break up with caffeine? <Storm> that's just insanity <Jake> I already have to deal with transient insomnia <Jake> Caffeine just compounds the issue. #664684
(625)<krangface> man fucking big brother... border security... soon they're gonna have a show called the fascist purge... which consists of people being rounded up and systematically shot <drexen> that's the 'war on terrorism' #664742
(2159)<AsPHy> if you could torrent hardware it would be awesome <Doitle> If we disregard logic, we can do all kinds of fun things! #664753
(683)<TheWickerMan> My cousin <TheWickerMan> Is the epitome <TheWickerMan> of stupidity <TheWickerMan> I told her to clean the turkey for some dumb party we are having <TheWickerMan> And she puts it in the oven right <TheWickerMan> and sets it to <TheWickerMan> "clean" <TheWickerMan> and I was like "y u do dat" <TheWickerMan> "oh the oven has a clean setting" <TheWickerMan> so we all ate <TheWickerMan> TV dinners that night #664770
(3194)<overkill_78> So this chick came over today. <overkill_78> We talked for hours. <overkill_78> Then she went to go take a piss. <overkill_78> I busted in on her while she was pissing, and she got mad at me. <overkill_78> So I trapped her in my room and set my room on fire. <overkill_78> Fucking bitch is dead now. <camdaman86> How are you not in jail? <overkill_78> It was in The Sims.