#660278
(733)<Ethereal Souls> it gave me the "explorer.exe has generated errors" <Ethereal Souls> BUT IT'S OK <Ethereal Souls> An error log was created <Ethereal Souls> which will be in Hex and tell me EVERYTHING I NEED TO KNOW <Frag> Because, of course, you know EXACTLY what Windows stores in memory slot E35BA9564F <Ethereal Souls> yeah <Ethereal Souls> that's the line about it buttfucking me #660555
(441)<Arielana> he's sitting next me on the couch with his head on the keyboard. Makes it hard to type. <@Asmodee`> just push his face into the proper keys #660644
(2280)<raphael_sorel> So, where you from? ;) <sweet_angel47> Chicago, Illinois. how bout u? <raphael_sorel> Manila, Philippines. :D <sweet_angel47> where is that? in like, Russia? <raphael_sorel> No, it's in South East Asia. <sweet_angel47> dude, i totally fail at geometry <raphael_sorel> ... #660662
(448)<Cole> you totally blew me off for beards! <@Pugh> i'd never blow a guy with a beard! <@Pugh> erm...i mean a guy...full stop #660692
(589)<Bushman> my inet sucks <pikey> oohh <impulse> does she swallow? <Bushman> impulse: yes, my TCP packets #661004
(437)<Sakireth> Infinite can't be explained by math or logics either. <Sakireth> Well, maybe a little by logics.. <bob-E> just get 8 drunk, and then u got infinity #661256
(175)<steve> oh man <steve> I was watching this old kung fu movie <steve> and this crazy japanese dude ripped off this black man's testicles <steve> and then an evil american white man threw a knife into some other dudes eye <steve> then the crazy japenese dude whiped his hands off on the black man's pants <alphakx> sure sounds like kung fu #661335
(1022)<n0vablaze> why do people automatically hate me when i join a channel? <detmer> it saves time #661344
(846)<miro> ramiro@calcifer:/etc$ ping www.thepiratebay.org <miro> PING www.thepiratebay.org (83.140.176.146) 56(84) bytes of data. <miro> 64 bytes from hey.mpaa.and.apb.bite.my.shiny.metal.ass.thepiratebay.org (83.140.176.146): icmp_seq=1 ttl=48 time=358 ms #661785
(348)<@cmdr_sm> i don't mind people being gay <@cmdr_sm> i even feel honoured when someone tries to chat me up <@osi> now i know why you quit drinking <@osi> one time you just felt a bit too honoured ? ;) #662011
(773)<MisterMastermind> Reminds me of an assignment I had... I had to name 10 fun things to do in a country. I pulled out a piece of paper from a hat, North Korea. "AW FUCK!" #662153
(1681)<Claes> hey <Claes> I was just thinking... <Claes> If someone sent you 10 cd's and a note saying: 9 of these cd's contain porn. The last one fries your computer. <Claes> what would you do? * Claes Quit (Ping timeout) #662231
(806)<3ifLikle> I used to masturbate while listening to my neighbors wild sex. <3ifLikle> Then i met them and they were like 300 pounds. that ruined the whole thing... #662266
(978)<rebb> chinese websites scare me :| ??????????????????????????? ??????? ? ????????????? ???????? ? ????????? Click ! ?????? ? ???? ? ???? ? <voodoochopstiks> so many questions, so few answers #662315
(114)TheGodfather2613: i mean if you're going to have upside down crosses you should also have a desecrated star of david and an upside down crescent moon as well as someone bitch slapping krishna #662537
(-123)<HellDragon> hey a 50m water resistant watch is big enough to see the time ? #662591
(159)[zerra] Just employ a number of chinese ppl and have them memorise ones and zeros.. [zerra] or force them to do that [@opeth] you gotta get one named Ping [@opeth] for network maintenance #662640
(1734)<@Pie> unemployment rocks <@Commander> you got fired? <@Pie> long story <@Commander> well, you're not going anywhere #662643
(355)<Ohrly> so some idiot crashes into a power pole and I get queued because of it <Ohrly> where is the justice <shane\sleepa> lol... <Slapparappa> If he's dead, its there. #662700
(354)<DaRk_oDiN>: So I get this notice in the mail saying my application was accepted at this college I applied to. <DaRk_oDiN>: And I'm looking to get my degree in Computer Science and Technology from these people... <DaRk_oDiN>: So, they schedule a placement test for me to take to see what ther classes I need to take. <DaRk_oDiN>: That placement test happens to be on their website... <DaRk_oDiN>: Turns out, their servers are friggen broken and I have to reschedule my placement test after witing for like two hours. <DaRk_oDiN>: And I want these people to teach ME how to work on computers -_- <DaRk_oDiN>: Maybe they wanted to show me the universal protocol of bullshitting your customers. <DaRk_oDiN>: I mean, that's like me going to a culinary school and they're like "Sorry, we can't seem to figure out how this damn over turns on, you're gonna have to come back later." #662788
(-182)<ByeRights> what is it? firewire? <@Pugh> erm...Serial <ByeRights> probably uses a universal serial bus then <ByeRights> oh wait, USB... #663025
(-158)pOrTkI w AkCjI : i went to nickle nickle pOrTkI w AkCjI : there were black people pOrTkI w AkCjI : so i didnt get to play any shooters pOrTkI w AkCjI : or the basket ball game pOrTkI w AkCjI : fuckers #663060
(-110)Dead Star> And I'm trying hard to moderate drugs. Dead Star> Like less and less and less and less Dead Star> I wanna stop weed I think, until I'm famous or something. #663074
(1221)<agrippina> so there was this guy at work today, who brought back a copy of Madden '06 because it was it wouldn't play in his son's x box. he starts mumbling about how when he was young, he never had to worry about his baseball being compatable with his glove or his bat. And before i can stop myself, i blurt out "true. but no one ever died chasing their x box into the street." #663087
(3137)<Td00d> a girl just walked past the window <Ernestiqus> Go for it. <Td00d> she's a bit too young. <Ernestiqus> I swear officer, I didn't know she was 16 <Td00d> she isn't 16 :/ <Ernestiqus> If there's grass on the field play ball! <Td00d> she's so young I doubt she's got hair there... <Ernestiqus> Old enough to bleed is old enough to breed. <Td00d> i don't think she's in puberty already <Ernestiqus> Hit it before puberty does.