#657925 (-10)
<killsdow> do harddrives like...
<killsdow> lose speed if u rewrite on them too much?
#657940 (452)
<@Kaczynski> I say reinstate the death penalty
<@Kaczynski> and execute corrupt politicians
<@Kaczynski> how are they acting differently from organized criminals?
<@andro> they're getting caught
#657985 (799)
<blast007> okay, here's what you do
<blast007> you go to a resturant, and you ask for a grilled cheese sandwich
<blast007> and ask for limburger cheese on it
<A-Delusion> I always ask for a chicken and an egg, to see which comes first.
#657988 (67)
<GoreJanez> I hate that captain of Enterprise from star trek
<GoreJanez> He's like an irc-newby
<GoreJanez> when he meets someone in space, he's all like: "hi, how are you, where are you from, wanna be my friend?"
<R_Nereda> #gothicmetal solar system would be his final frontier
<GoreJanez> he'd got attacked by ban-beams in no time
#657992 (285)
<_grunt> wife washed my damned wallet
<_grunt> i got freshly laundred money
<_grunt> my driving record is now clean
<_grunt> a new social security card washed up
<_grunt> wonder if the soap washed the debit off my credit cards
#658085 (532)
<nickee> how can i se the size on layers in photoshop ??
<Unhold> ctrl+acn return ctrl+v alt+ii
<Unhold> common shortcut
<nickee> huh o_O
<Unhold> yeah, sometimes i think photoshop evolved from emacs
#658119 (554)
<TreCool> I had the stupidest secretary ever today at the unviersity. I walked in to get my transcripts and she tells me she needs my school ID number and my first and last name. Now I'm wearing my hat that has my last name on the back of it over the Oilers symbol and I'm wearing the hat backwards so its right out there for her to see. So anyway, I give her my id number and my first name then say my last name. The secretary said "Oh cool! Just like the one on your hat! Now how do you spell that?" I was like "...". I was so tempted to bitch slap that moron.
#658292 (2086)
<FireHmpstr> My friend broke up with his girlfriend or whatever
<FireHmpstr> So now every damn time I see the fucker I have to hear him whine
<FireHmpstr> "But I loved her so much, how could i ever live without her, Blah blah..."
<FireHmpstr> And all I can think about is how to kill him without anybody finding out.
<FireHmpstr> and then maybe rape that bitch too
<XKKBK> err, are you talking about me?
<FireHmpstr> OH SHI-
<FireHmpstr> forgot you were here
#658339 (724)
<phazonfox> Mario Kart is socialist.
<phazonfox> People in last place get better items.
#658354 (504)
Sarah: I hate how society says we all have to be thin
Jenn: I'm fat because I'm rebelling
#658474 (182)
<Warbum> lime wire for mac
<Warbum> and people said mac had no viruses
#658792 (1665)
<jettekuk> can anybody help me?
<ironi> jettekuk: i hope you realize your nick mean huge cock in swedish
(and maybe other languages as well)
<jettekuk> no i didn’t know that
<jettekuk> my name is jettek and i live in the uk
#658871 (557)
<H0ley> Its like if you want to get a mate now a days, one has to get a myspace.
<H0ley> What ever happened to getting to know people and dates and crap.
<H0ley> Screw this profile crap.
<H0ley> Everyone is trying to profile each other.
<H0ley> Freaking meat-markets.
<L4m3r> Dogs leave piles of crap for each other. We have Myspace.
#658961 (957)
milnarmo: damn i'm never gonna get a fishing license
milnarmo: lucky i already have my phishing license
darkwing14: what?
milnarmo: please enter your credit card number and expiration date to continue this conversation
#659196 (1411)
<rush> anyone ever notice that klingons speak unix?
<rush> "Grep ls awk chmod"
<rush> "Mknod ksh tar imap"
<rush> "Wall fsck yacc"
<assassin> dude. you even give geeks a bad name.
#659223 (250)
[GOD]Smithereens> Condoms are VERY good if you don't have any water balloons near you
[GOD]Smithereens> Don't EVER try the other way around though.
Xyranius> It's not fun>_<
#659231 (922)
<Biff> man. 3 bigwigs from the rival company we just bought came here to visit
<Biff> they didn't seem happy AT ALL
<hekman> well they just got owned
<hekman> literally
#659306 (247)
<tricid> I'm going to tattoo two dots on the head of my dick.
<tricid> then when I cum, my dick will go :o
#659425 (396)
Andy: when I finish a song, I automaticly hate it.
Nielzor: that's quite a healthy attitude, though, I think, hating what you've created
Andy: like punching babies!
Nielzor: EXACTLY
#659546 (488)
<rifkin> Happy Flag day everyone
<rifkin> the US army is 231 years old today
<rifkin> to celebrate I am leeching wireless from some iraqi in baghdad
#659570 (648)
<Bobzilla> Curse this hooker website taking so long to load!
<Bobzilla> argh
<K Doc> ...
<Bobzilla> I can feel your judgemental stare
<Bobzilla> It feels good.
#659765 (438)
<Az_Eating_lunch> We had to carry our IP packets up hill ourselves
<Az_Eating_lunch> I tell ya, when you are carrying your own packets, collisions suck
#659874 (107)
ilovelickinstamp: i had all the answers to my history final today
ilovelickinstamp: and you know how you never want to get an A+
ilovelickinstamp: well i kept saying to myself
ilovelickinstamp: ok you can miss that one
ilovelickinstamp: and i lost count
ilovelickinstamp: and i ended up getting an 80%
ilovelickinstamp: i wouldve gotten a better score without the answers!
YaMoMsLova: dude...
YaMoMsLova: thats ridiculous mike
#660109 (1000)
<das> Headline: Bill Gates will be leaving Microsoft in July 2008
<Cryo> I'm sure that will be delayed.
#660136 (289)
teimujin: so i'm playing Call of Duty 2 and the other team is camping with a machine gun, and i hear one of my teammates shout "the british are camping!"