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(310)<Rolan> I think black people on TV is illegal in Texas <CatSkills> and it will remain so until they televise executions #655627
(469)<Nacho> So, you have several types of tourist: You have the "I'm on vacation, so I'm just gonna relax" types, that just wear comfy clothes. <Nacho> You then have the "I'm in some place special, so I'm going to dress nice" types. <Nacho> And then you have the "What happens in $location stays in $location, so I'm going to dress like an exhibitionist slut" types. I like those... ;-) #655652
(844)Sleepaholic88: >>> Sleepaholic88: Err. I tried to capitalize a period so it would be bigger. #655659
(214)<Shadow> A super computer running on Windows XP? Thats like a tight rope walker walking on barbed wire... #655706
(1133)<AwwJeah> I want to fill a super soaker with cheap vodka and spray down other drivers. <AwwJeah> Then call the police and tell them I think they're driving drunk. <AwwJeah> Because, seriously, who would believe that story? #655775
(455)<codyryan> because men, have problem controlling their testosterone <Skiz> not me I'm a pretty good shot. #655859
(734)<@pinata> i am going to be patenting my new method of internet access. <@pinata> it will be 6 times as fast... <@pinata> but drop 90% of all of your connections. <@pinata> i will call it ADHDSL #655875
(721)<HarbPBN> I got home at like 4am. <TruckPBN> Get layed? <ebolaaaa> Isn't it "laid"? <TruckPBN> ebolaaaa: I'm married... I dont remember. #656065
(295)ClonaZjeveni5: It isn't a biased opinion ClonaZjeveni5: its true xenotwuz: I'm thinking your opinion on biased opinions is biased. #656271
(625)<Rathen> Ha, this torrent of United93 is 747mb big. Beautiful. #656312
(1703)<Razhal> The internet is a beautiful place.... <Razhal> Because no matter what kind of twisted freak you are, you've got a friend out there :D <Razhal> You could ask the internet "Find people who have sex with goats on fire." <Razhal> And internet will ask you, "What kind of goats?" #656346
(236)nocashvaluedrumz: they need to reinvent the internet nocashvaluedrumz: so i can enjoy it with both hands #656426
(310)(+Cafe`) I am into AZN GANGSTAS (tehjeebus|x) gangstas that can do math... that means they're the worst people to buy crack from #656458
(903)<ido> anywho, i'll go write my own <ido> it should only take a few hundred lines of coke <ido> i mean code... #656481
(2301)Hekili_Manu: Ok. So I called my bank's fraud dept about that hotels.com letter I got since I apparently used them twice with two different cards. I forgot completely that when I signed up you can assign your own security question online. Hekili_Manu: So when I called and spoke to the guy they use the same security question and he asked me "Ok, I just need to verify one thing. How big is your c**k?" #656576
(339)<HardlyJW> anyone know how to change an ip? <lysip> yes <lysip> clone your mac <HardlyJW> ? <HardlyJW> i have windows... #656592
(473)MightyMooquack> Huh. This is something I've not seen in C code before... Iconoplast> comments? Iconoplast> HA HA HA BURN #656603
(339)<Nick> how come everytime I see the phrase "Future-Proof" I read it as "yesterday's obsolescent" <Lanei> because you posess sufficient quantities of the cynicism necessary for survival <Force10> Man, if cynicism is all you need to survive, I'm gonna live to be 150. #656771
(807)<S_Sprite> oh god <S_Sprite> all I can hear <S_Sprite> right now <S_Sprite> is the squeeking of my housemates mattress <S_Sprite> I'M TRANSLATING ANCIENT GREEK YOU INSENSITIVE FUCKS <S_Sprite> well they'll be sorry when my hard studying has got me a PhD in classical studies and all they'll have is MDs from some top-rated med school <S_Sprite> fuck #656856
(803)eI pianisto: So.. eI pianisto: I called to complain about the slow DSL speeds. eI pianisto: and they told me eI pianisto: that it was because all the kids are out of school and "in their stupid chat rooms" #656898
(988)<Mikey> So theres this chick at work thats pretty cute <Mikey> And she saw me outside having a smoke one time on a break <Mikey> And she goes "You should give that up" <Mikey> That means she cares about my wellbeing and would possibly sleep with me right? <stevenst> No, it just means she's an opinionated bitch <Mikey> :( #657165
(551)<Eric> I feel bad when handshaking with PuTTY. It supports so many features. "I can tell you what sort of client I am, would you like to know?" "Nope." "Well, in that case, let me just tell you my screen dimensions." "No thanks." "Do you... uh... want to support environment variables? I got some variables." "... no." "Well, I guess it's echo off and raw mode, then." #657186
(863)<iFx|shade> this guy aidan was aruging with this chick emma at tea <iFx|shade> and shes like saying it wouldnt hurt that much getting kicked in the balls <iFx|shade> and he goes spread your legs then and ill kick you in the balls <iFx|shade> and shes like i dont have balls <iFx|shade> and he goes who are you trying to kid with a mostache like that <iFx|shade> and she got up and left #657206
(1529)<Gayo> I miss being able to type. <Gayo> It was nice. <Amy> ... <Amy> What are you doing now then, using telepathy? <Gayo> I'm dictating to my secretary <Gayo> semicolon close parantheses #657269
(390)<okin^2> hi <okin^2> how can I retrieve my password? <@shasta> refresh your memory <@shasta> :)