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(1239)<MDRL> see <MDRL> when i want to remember shit <MDRL> i write it on my arm <MDRL> problem being, i wake up the next morning <MDRL> with, like, "30 foot tall cock" on my forearm and no context <MDRL> i'm sure it was a great idea <MDRL> but i'll never know for sure #646776
(3190)Dr-Mambo: so yeah Dr-Mambo: how about that <recent current event> Dr-Mambo: did you catch that <local sporting event> last weekend? Willuknight: no i missed <local sporting event> but i did manage to get to <recent current event> and it was pretty damm cool Willuknight: i met <person we both know> there as well, they were with some friends Dr-Mambo: oh thats just <emotive statement> Willuknight: <unecessary agreement> Dr-Mambo: well im going to go <masterbate furiously> to <lesbian pornogrophy> Dr-Mambo: <parting statement> Willuknight: <salutations> #646783
(908)<JDigital> Religion in Northern Ireland actually has only very little to do with religion <bee> is it more like stamp collecting <Divine> Yes, except there are only two different stamps. And they want to kill each other. #646798
(769)Kat: Coincidence may favor the bold, but I think irony favors the italic. #646950
(450)<leefal> Holy shit! Zacarias Moussaoui must have downloaded a serious ammount of albums to get 6 life sentences. #647033
(316)You Are Hemp: i bit my lip pretty hard today You Are Hemp: there was blood on the opposite side You Are Hemp: didnt get me laid though hobopower113: does biting ones lip usually get one laid? You Are Hemp: i guess not... #647049
(1307)sitexec: okay, question sitexec: if you have a whole loaf of bread, and 3 peices have mold, are the rest okay? kitchen: sitexec, not bread kitchen: cheese yes, bread no sitexec: they wernt touching each other kitchen: doesnt matter sitexec: hmm, second question sitexec: what if ive eaten it already? #647060
(931)<@Rask> ... oh man <@Rask> The next version of TCP/IP <@Rask> Must replace SYN and ACK <@Rask> with ORLY and YARLY #647279
(530)creativeembassy: you know what's really, REALLY cool about the dvorak keyboard? glotigerglo: what creativeembassy: when you're playing hangman, all you gotta do is hit everysingle key on the home row, and you automatically kick your opponent's ass #647290
(1879)lemonlimeskull: You know you've been chatting too long when you think C:/> is some kind of depressed Arab smiley. #647601
(1530)Jeffrey: Our customers at Cox are simply amazing. Jeffrey: So I'm trying to troubleshoot this customer's cable. I tell her to punch in "zero, three" on the remote control. Jeffrey: These instructions were followed shortly by two tones in my ear. #647615
(573)<@semi> heres the way I see it <@semi> they say you are supposed to spend two months salary on the ring <@semi> better do that now when you are earning 50 bucks a month #647694
(775)<HorseC> parrots are like children... you spend 2-3 years teaching them to talk, then the rest of your life wishing you never did. #647796
(569)(@xt) mexican independence day is sept 16th i believe (@mitch) yeah (@xt) may 5th has significance in pueblo mexico and those from pueblo .. its not celebrated by most of mexico (@mitch) day they defeated the french (@RossH) dude.....if everyone celebrated on a day they defeated the french it'd be a year-round holiday #647923
(485)<TWK|Tharensk> im sure you could've googled it <Fneb> nice to know people still haven't learnt to google :/ <Accipiter> Nice to know that some ppl still can throw arrogant comments on ppl who doesn't know the entire world encyclopedia :/ <skenk> yea because google is clearly in an obscure corner in britannica as far as public knowledge goes #648012
(432)<smearedink> what's your SAT score? <|nevermind|> smearedink: 1930 <smearedink> are you serious?!?!?!?! <smearedink> dude <smearedink> fuck no <smearedink> i hate this <smearedink> all the dumb people try to act smart <smearedink> and all the smart people try to act dumb <|nevermind|> smearedink: welcome to IRC #648048
(427)balial: docvin: 24 blows docvin: I know, but I can't stop watching. docvin: It's like a fat stripper. docvin: OK, that wasn't a very good analogy. #648232
(1650)<Jlax> wow <Jlax> i just opened microsoft word <Jlax> apperently, i only had the trial version <Jlax> and it expired yesterday <Jlax> so i read the message it gave me <Jlax> "some features may become unavailable" <Jlax> then i discovered what some of those features were: <Jlax> 1. <Jlax> TYPING <Jlax> 2. <Jlax> DOCUMENT VIEWING #648252
(-230)Centurion04> did you see the terri schiavo .gif? Centurion04> it was a .jpg Centurion04> afk #648305
(1808)MorningQueen: Why are you against abortion? MassHypnosisJoe: I'm just against women making choices #648341
(19)<Analyzer> I'm on the come-down <Analyzer> I ran out of heroin at 10 this morning <Breathe> You're gonna be such a good daddy :D <Analyzer> You'll have to watch the police blotter to see just how good #648361
(731)<tarheelcoxn> iank has trouble with English. his native language is Python <iank> Yeah <iank> I'm forced <iank> To indent <iank> My sentences #648377
(1066)<Vorpy> seriously, "alote"? what is your first language? <Vorpy> do you buy ingredients at a shoppe? <Vorpy> ye olde shoppe? <Vorpy> is where ye buye ye goodes? <Vorpy> muche goodes are needed with whiche to cooke <Vorpy> to cooke alote of foodes, ye neede alote of goodes from ye olde shoppe #648665
(929)mcilhemnny: see, this is why I like bittorrents mcilhemnny: Family guy, Seasons... 1-4 + the movie mcilhemnny: Now thats fucking organisation mcilhemnny: I don't have to do any work mcilhemnny: I just sit on my fucking ass and wait... mcilhemnny: for mcilhemnny: 196.5 days... mcilhemnny: awww... the simple life #648801
(2958)<Demon Beaver> So, at the LAN-party, there was a new guy. <Demon Beaver> And when he went for a drink, we snuck up to his pc, and created a folder called Horse-Porn on the desktop. <Demon Beaver> Then we took a screenshot, put it as his wallpaper, and deleted the folder. <Demon Beaver> He tried to get rid of that folder for 3 hours! ^^