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(884)< int0x80> oh man today is my lucky day < int0x80> i ripped this fart, but someone sneezed really loud at exactly the same time < int0x80> so nobody heard my fart <@vom> int0x80: that means an angel got its wings #639484
(1696)Delilah> I hate parties, because you have to look good, but if you look too good other girls get jealous, and if you look not good enough they talk nasty about you. [kerrrigan] yeah [kerrrigan] that never happens at halo parties #639513
(1025)<Green> So my gf left me... I feel like a load of shit <vampireslaya> :( <death_man> Yeah there are these fuckers on IRC who keep shitting on about their damn lives... Fucking gay. <Green> ... <xxXpronXxx> What the hell? <death_man> Erm wrong window <xxXpronXxx> I see <vampireslaya7> Anything else you want to tell us, bitch? #639555
(3504)* @darklyndsea claws bizarre's eyes out <@Bizarre> ( #639564
(759)<knob> anything that starts with a "k" on linux is "gay" <Wyred> heh, same as Konveration <knob> oh shit * knob is now known as gnob #639597
(1197)<blue_tetris> 1 in every 5 people are born in China. <CF|sick> That's why you should never have more than 4 children. #639709
(1424)<ManicV> i'm saying you're racist <ManicV> and a child molester <eco|w> You're just jealous of my ability to multitask. #639759
(481)< ElAngelo> it's about the most survival city i've been in in the US < RedKennedy> survival isn't an adjective. #639762
(842)<su|school> Last period, we were talking about meth with some public speaker. <su|school> ... <su|school> And I corrected him. <su|school> :< #639797
(2034)<[BAD]Beef> I AM SO SMART <[BAD]Beef> follow my reasoning <[BAD]Beef> my comp has no floppy drive <[BAD]Beef> so I go downstairs to make a boot floppy on another comp <[BAD]Beef> I come back in my room with the floppy in my hand <[BAD]Beef> and bang my head against the wall #639861
(2173)<Frankstar> I am so fucking pissed. This one guy sold me his air guitar on ebay for 70 dollars and I still havent fucking received shit. #639921
(952)<DaWiteBuddha> im leaving for your house now <AlazrianLeth> take your time, i have to bathe <DaWiteBuddha> how long does that take <AlazrianLeth> depends <DaWiteBuddha> ballpark? <AlazrianLeth> wrigley field <DaWiteBuddha> ...god i actually shook my fist at the screen... #640040
(53)<ChasmyrSS> They MUST import because all local resources have been tapped out. <Marcus_> this conversation just rose above my pay grade. #640051
(198)<OMFG> Aw man, i'm almost at my download limit...i dont wanna get shaped to 64k :( <OMFG> Do you think I could like, ration out 24MB <OMFG> To last 6 days? #640170
(552)<TheGardener[Woo]> was buying new trainers... a kid walked by and said to his dad "wow he looks like beckham", the kids dad says "put your glasses back on" :| #640221
(722)<mwcfan88> man i really got tan over the past few days <crack-geanie> alright thats it you've been warned now you're out of the club <crack-geanie> i expect you to return you're pointy hat and flaming cross by tuesday <mwcfan88> <:( #640231
(839)<DuEy> my grandparents just asked me to send an email to my cousin :\ and they gave me the postal address #640259
(4099)dazed: yeah my mom caught my brother jacking off to Powerpuff Girls dazed: she didnt yell at him because she was laughing so hard dazed: she just told everyone at his birthday party the next day BaileD: You have the most fucked up family ever. Period. #640476
(-92)<NeloAngelo> i'm pretty sure my foot is broke ^.^ <NateZeiro> then goto a doctor <NeloAngelo> those quacks cost money <NateZeiro> then goto guatemala #640489
(674)<chicken_on_fire> i jammed my memory stick backwards and shorted out the mobo <Mouser> o shit <chicken_on_fire> what're the chances of that happening? <Mouser> 1/1, apparently #640505
(44)<@k9s> cottage cheese is the curdled milk solids before the cheese is made. <@k9s> its like 0-day cheese #640836
(363)<ClayJar_Zzz> AAAAAAAARGH!! I just saw a comercial for Disney's Finding Nemo on ice, and let me tell you, it was exceedingly disturbing. <pjpreb> how so? <ClahJar_Zzz> It was like seeing big fish impaled on ice skating mimes. #640890
(1385)<FBS> how do you know the exact version of bind ? <FBS> fuck those who answer bind -v or some other bullshit <eb> bind -v <ghoz> other bullshit #640956
(74)paranoidjanitor: so I used the grep command to search through the manual page for the grep command to find the paramater that displays a variable number of lines before the actual output paranoidjanitor: and the paramaters are all on the previous lines, so I ended up having to search through the manual by hand anyway #641114
(3006)<Produkt> how do i put a new picture on the gallery <Pi> ERROR: QUESTION MARK MISSING <Produkt> ? <Pi> ERROR: QUESTION MISSING <Produkt> how do i put a new picture on the gallery? <Pi> ERROR: TOO MANY ATTEMPTS <Produkt> youre a fag <Pi> PLEASE TRY AGAIN LATER