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(1397)<KittieRose> So I get this email from this girl. <KittieRose> "I made out with a chick and got mono..." <KittieRose> I email her back. <KittieRose> "If you'd have made out with two chicks, would you have gotten stereo?" #636389
(1818)<phex> so you excited for your interview at RIM? <burnison> yep <phex> so then you're hoping to get a rim job? <burnison> hell yes *phex waits for the pun to set in #636447
(1886)<mmiikkee12> XD, i just got the best spam message ever <mmiikkee12> "Make $$$ Fast" <mmiikkee12> "Hold down your shift and 4 keys at the same time. In about a second you will be making $$$ fast." #636622
(250)SMARTGIRL483: by the way i think i need to tell you this SMARTGIRL483: i had a baby by my ex boyfriend Protege Chris: i should buy you a box of condoms for your next birthday :p... you country girls are just so eager to ride a cowboy SMARTGIRL483: omg SMARTGIRL483: i cant help that SMARTGIRL483: it was a girl SMARTGIRL483: her name is elizabeth allison rainbow johnson Protege Chris: rofl.. the white trash equivalent of "shaquana" #636661
(1819)<Shameful_Buffalo> I got bored tonight, so I played the wal mart game, you know where you go to wal mart and see who can get the funniest items together <Shameful_Buffalo> well I give my friends ryan and taylor $20 and they go off, taylor gets KY Jelly, Camoflauge shorts and Predator on DVD, I get some G2 Pilot pens, A mountain dew, Murray's Superior Afroshine Hair Pomade, 12-pack of Lubed Trojans, a pair of Brinks Luggage Locks with keys, Electrical Tape, and some Reeses Peanut Butter Cups (standard double-cup pack). <Shameful_Buffalo> Ryan comes back empty handed and this follows, Ryan: "I played your game dude..." Taylor: "then where is your stuff?" Me: "Yeah, you had to buy something with that 20 I gave you.." Ryan "I went to automotive and put a tire on layaway..." <Shameful_Buffalo> I never laughed so hard in my entire life, I gave him the 10 bucks for winning and walked to the car with my bag of crap. #636703
(185)Dleet:haha, pornmovietitles are wonderfull ;) "World Poke Her Tour" ^^ #636755
(1326)Flux: I've got a joke for ya... Jet: Shoot. Flux: Allright, so these two niggers and two spics walk into a fag bar Jet: HEY GOD DAMNIT MY PARENTS ARE IN THE ROOM SHIT SHIT SHIT. Flux: Yeah, I didn't really have a punchline for that one anyways #636765
(773)<selene|metro> and i thought that i saw you looting <selene|metro> i thought that i saw you gate friends here <selene|metro> thats me in the dungeon <selene|metro> thats me in the twilight, losing my connection #637196
(1826)<LordPie> which part confuses you more, my complex lexicon or the fact that i beat you with your own logic? <jestaa> using big words doesn't make you more smarter. <LordPie> Sorry, let me put it in an language that you can understand <LordPie> OMG, ROFL LOL!!!!!!!!! J00 GOT OWNED!!11111!! #637310
(547)<Deek`> I got a GED <Deek`> I got 2 pts away from a perfect score <Rick> I almost got one. <Deek`> Did you fail it? Are you a hillbilly? <Rick> No. <Rick> I got a real highschool diploma. #637552
(786)<aamP> i named my two goldfish 1 and 2 <aamP> because if 1 died i still had 2 #637589
(421)<+ketiov> coheed <+ketiov> can i get op now <@Coheed> If you really want op that bad just make a room and make yourself op :\ <+ketiov> i have 5 of those #637607
(686)(whyte7): do you think porn is degrading to women? (Zlumpen): only the good stuff. #637666
(352)<Super_Pirate> "Women age like fine wine" <Super_Pirate> Show me one woman, one ANYONE for that matter, that tastes better with age . . . <Super_Pirate> And I'll show you a mental institution for tasting people. #637722
(962)<Asher_Dorn> somebody suggested that the offical name for our gay straight alliance should be "All You Need Is Love" <Asher_Dorn> i had to tell him the acronym is AYNIL #637861
(205)<jbskittlez> dude should i sell myself on ebay <jbskittlez> sell my virginity on ebay? <jbskittlez> how much money could i make from that <lieb39> with or without a pic? #637964
(706)<LoneVandal> I've heard Korean is the most logical and easy to read written language on earth <LoneVandal> And that it is way easier to understand than speaking it <Parn> It's easy to speak Korean <Parn> See, watch <Parn> CHING CHONG PING PONG <LoneVandal> Thats chinese you faggot #638054
(486)<JasonF> cdrws are cds that you COULD burn twice if they made erasable sharpies #638088
(112)<@Winternight> helloween sucks <@Winternight> well, now they suck, they used to rule <@Argoth> never really listened to em <@DIABOLICAL> I wish I could've listened to them back when I was in grade school <@Argoth> why? <@DIABOLICAL> well, I thought Janet Jackson was "black metal" back then #638108
(1011)<@cypher> I've never seen the name "Tabitha" used outside of porn <jasper> I have a cousin named Tabitha <@cypher> Then I've probably seen pictures of her <jasper> :-\ #638182
(1537)<Aunt_Kwan> If you <Aunt_Kwan> press enter <Aunt_Kwan> before done with a sentance <Aunt_Kwan> it makes you <Aunt_Kwan> look like you <Aunt_Kwan> have asthma. #638242
(229)<Hawk|School> i wish emo kids bled money, atleast then their suicide would be worth something #638258
(784)<Tully> Without looking at your keyboard, tell me what order the letter keys are in (from left to right) #638276
(190)mattysteppo: tony its my bday Agregz82: is it? mattysteppo: yeah mattysteppo: i'm 42 Agregz82: happy bday man mattysteppo: thx Agregz82: im gettin 2 teeth pulled today... so uhhhh thats your present mattysteppo: nice mattysteppo: put em on a necklace for me #638295
(72)once the winee: i'll bring my dads gun collection once the winee: and call it freedom of expression steph: you would be arrested by the time we pass dunkin donuts steph: the cops will have had enough coffee to walk after you steph: walk, not run