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(992)shotz190: my cellphones just gettin worse as time goes on shotz190: whenever somebody sends me a text, it just takes longer and longer to get here shotz190: either that or jake wants to know if i can give him a ride to school yesterday #634201
(1601)Rabid Manyak: Oh man, my mid-term mark update is awesome Rabid Manyak: computer science: 61% science: 74% math: 51% philosophy: 97% Rabid Manyak: Thanks LSD! #634546
(394)<Josh> i ogtta go to an apointment <Josh> i cant spell <Josh> ps its not a spelling appt <Phil> smart of you to abbreviate it the second time #634805
(414)<@Miss_Morgan> heh <@Miss_Morgan> ok get this <@Miss_Morgan> I came up with a marketing campaign for a new cereal <@Miss_Morgan> I was staring at some fruit loops I poured myself <@Miss_Morgan> and after about 5 minutes of staring and munching, I realized something <@Miss_Morgan> red... orange... yellow... green... blue... violet <@Miss_Morgan> it's the 6-color rainbow! <@Miss_Morgan> so get this <@Miss_Morgan> in an approaching perspective and going up, stars and glitter-things coming off of the name <@Miss_Morgan> Hom-O's <@Miss_Morgan> and have three gay guys in the corner of the box <@Miss_Morgan> on the bottom of the front pane, there'll be the slogan <@Miss_Morgan> "They're fruity, they're colorful, they're fabulous!" #635032
(1959)ZA|Drinking|: I remember in high school, during somebody made an off hand remark about wondering why they sacrificed virgins ZA|Drinking|: And I was all like, they sure as hell ain't going to give up the ones that put out ZA|Drinking|: And then I got detention #635060
(1956)<MJak> whats that movie with the the planet full of talking apes? <Nitrix> Planet of the apes...? <Mjak> Yah the one where the space guy crash lands there whats it called <Nitrix> Planet of the apes...? <Mjak> YES BUT WHATS THE FUCKING NAME OF THE MOVIE #635159
(339)<Choko> i know 101 ways to use a penis <HamsterMan> cool <HamsterMan> does it include writing with it and playing baseball <Choko> okay... now i know 103 ways <HamsterMan> XD #635274
(1790)<dil-hole> Today I was at a restaurant and was waiting for my food. <dil-hole> Then I started to play my DS on pictochat see? And I found someone that was playing it too. <dil-hole> We started to draw pictures and thinking it was some older guy and everything, I was joking around and drew a penis. <dil-hole> I looked up to see who it was and about 20 feet away, I heard a gasp. I look up and its a 10 year old girl with a DS in her hands. <dil-hole> I immediately closed my DS and hid it. That was freaken scary. #635335
(910)<Doc> All this pollen is killing me, You can see the green clouds of it floating in the air. <Doc> pollen is just tree sperm... <Doc> I feel like mother nature just gave me a facial.. #635424
(111)Scouthouse: king kong was a good movie elcucarachaloco: an AWESOME movie elcucarachaloco: only one better is return of the king Scouthouse: never seen it elcucarachaloco: awesome movie Scouthouse: but how can he return when hes dead? #635469
(292)< f0rd> you can't do loops in html can you #635493
(863)<BenS> Matt, have you heard about that webserver that's running off a potatoe for power ... just displays a text smiley face and takes like 15 seconds to load? <Omnica> Brings new meaning to the term "server farm" <BenS> You should be shot. #635581
(800)< traicovn> I'm stealing wifi at the shearton right now < traicovn> until security comes and gets me < traicovn> Some older upper 30s drunk woman invited me up to her room. < traicovn> But I think the high speed is just about the same up there so I turned her down. #635590
(1107)<&TwoZero> so.. the internet at work died completely and after trying to fix it I said fuck it and went home <&TwoZero> and ran netstumbler on the bus.. and found 336 accesspoints <&TwoZero> the bus stopped in front of a church, and the SSID 'satans partyhouse' appeared <&TwoZero> must be some student living next to it or something #635674
(204)aaront: :-P aaront: Whatever ya say xxkuku4purplexx: dont stick ur tongue out at me, are u like 2 or something? aaront: you take emotiocons way too seriously <3 xxkuku4purplexx: ewwwww xxkuku4purplexx: gross #635683
(1703)<Harkila> i've always wondered what "holy shit" actually is <Harkila> my strongest mental image is about the pope taking a crap <bleak-> a radiant turd with a halo <Rancid-> like, xbox? #635705
(62)<Simon>man, i'm farting like a motherfucker over here! you can really smell the decaying hampster flesh... <Simon>there's a two week backlog of shit held up by that furry fucker <Nick> OMFG, that is WRONG, you're fucking sick! <Nick> you put a P in HAMSTER...sicko #635741
(831)<Mr_Saturn> Diagnosing computer problems over IRC is like trying to diagnose brain cancer with a pointy stick #635834
(1050)<Triumph> No wonder we can't win in Afghanistan. <Triumph> We drop a dozen bombs and when no one is left standing, drop a bag of food. <Triumph> Instead, we should drop the bag of food first and when everyone gathers around it, drop a single bomb. #635838
(1406)Lush Puppy: I lost my virginity at an anime convention - this sentence makes me sound a lot fatter than I actually am. #635862
(440)<Ezekiel> When we were doing about the 3rd world in RE, the teacher was saying how we live in the 1st world, africa is the 3rd world, but there isn't really a 2nd world <Ezekiel> So this kid asks the teacher "Where was world war 2 fought then?" #635901
(693)jrronimo: Hah! On a whim I figured I'd check some of the bigger companie for open jobs in Boulder... so what do I get? Comcast's career website: "Could not connect to remote server". Sounds like they've got a Network Engineer position open for me. :D #635951
(-107)dracony_gentoo: C#? dracony_gentoo: i like to keep away from objects dracony_gentoo: especially sharp ones dracony_gentoo: get it #636156
(1438)<Jonno> What's the difference between regular garlic and roasted garlic? <Arclight> A gypsy once told me it was the roasting, but you shouldn't trust the gypsies #636171
(184)<Mik0r> I wish they made cars that run on methane cause I sure produce a lot of it <gerbil> i wish they made cars that run on methadone <gerbil> cuz id siphon everyones fuel