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(2015)Stacy: Raymond is correct. Raymond: I always am Esuna: Raymond, what number am I thinking of? Raymond: Esuna, you're not thinking of a number Raymond: You're thinking of something to say when I do say a number. Esuna: Damn it! How'd you know? #631847
(1335)bcreasy: come check this out gbarnes: no bcreasy: *shiny thing* gbarnes: oh, be right there #631850
(761)Tammy: julia is having to cancel lunch, her uncle was murdered tladd: :O Tammy: you want to do lunch :) tladd: sure. #631863
(179)<notjoe> yesterday i brought my cat to the vet since he wasnt peeing. So, the vet forced him to pee by putting pressure on his bladder but i swear i saw his finger was on the my cats asshole <tripsta> did he put his finger in his mouth after <samurai_> did he light up a smoke? <notjoe> no and no <notjoe> but there was no need to be fingering the cats ass by doing what he was doing <notjoe> this other time he commented on how nice the cats testicles were #631879
(562)<Towzzer> hey ufo <ufo8mydog> hey ugly <Towzzer> that's not my nick <ufo8mydog> sorry, i'm a faceperson, not a nameperson <Towzzer> ouch #631921
(543)Tanith: Today was so fucked up; in science we have a really hot teacher and she was bending over talking to a student and this other kid stood behined her and pretended to hump her and i was standing glarign at him coz i have a thing for her. Tanith: she fucking turned around and saw me staring Tanith:....now she thinks im a pervert :( #631937
(2734)<who> i can't watch brokeback mountain for the same reason i can't watch horror movies <who> i would scream "HE'S RIGHT BEHIND YOU!!!" in the middle of the theater #632087
(905)<sceadu> i really need to figure out how to use a debugger in emacs <iank> pfft, how could you *not* know? <iank> It's just ctrl+alt+meta+f7+numlock+c+e+m+< <iank> Hell, you could discover that by accident in emacs.. #632373
(805)<Alex> i <Alex> f s h <Alex> t c k s <Alex> s i <Laila> ...what is he trying to do? <Reiz0r> Trying to make a fish from fishsticks. <Reiz0r> It's MODERN ART <Reiz0r> It's the true pesonification of the juxtaposition of the sombre emotion that the world of man made aesthetics is slowly and irrevokably destroy the nature of that which is ... <Reiz0r> Something <Reiz0r> Modern art doesn't have to look like much. It just needs an explanation with lots of long words #632442
(919)<Coma.> I'm drawing a pony for my friend <Coma.> Except I can't draw so basicly I am drawing a horse only making it look small. <Coma.> Because a pony is basicly just a little horse. <Fish> wtf? No they aren't! <Fish> That's like saying a midget's a person!! #632445
(1148)scuttlemonkey: This [face recognition] technology should speed airport check-ins, but it could also be used in banks or for checking ID cards as it allows full identification in less than one second. mcc: Great, I can't wait until the day when I get punched in the face, and suddenly I can't use ATMs anymore. #632609
(-108)chewp: so i have to make a movie for chinese class ransom: must be a pretty short movie huh? chewp: fucker... #632703
(2790)<WarMoose> Think about how stupid the average person is. Now realize that half of them are dumber than that. <Chunda> Why half? #632794
(2870)Kanuck: i like to look at porn in pdf files.. just so i can make the little hand grab things. #632841
(1281)monetcopy: girls are like nun chucks monetcopy: they are awesome! monetcopy: but when u mess up it hurts monetcopy: ...alot #632900
(704)<sdodson> can you provide that in wma format? <Corydon76-home> Only if you can provide an encoder <Corydon76-home> but it has to be able to run on my Apple IIgs <Wonton> Wma sucks <sdodson> you can encode oggs on your Apple IIgs? <Corydon76-home> No, but if you're going to be an asshole about encoding formats, I'm going to be an asshole about the platform the encoder needs to run on. <Catonic> lol #632906
(3763)<bloodmaster> this guy keeps sending me notices, how do i send them back????? <`Trust`> ./notice <nick> <message> <bloodmaster> ty! <bloodmaster> ./notice <Tommyboy872> <hello tommy, my name is john i am from michigan im 16! Im 5 foot 11 inch tall, you sound cute n we should talk more often ok??> #633270
(542)<calvin909> I don't know what gives, but the last 3 movies i've downloaded are in frigging spanish. <princess> dey took our pirating jobs! <calvin909> yeah no doubt #633436
(13)<benjick> i talked to a friend, who is a bit geeky about doctypes <benjick> "when it comes to girls, i'm xhtml 1.1 strict, you are like 4.01 loose" :( #633515
(1823)<werro> damnit :/ <werro> my dad found my porn <Bob112> So what? I bet my dad knows I have porn. <werro> but my dad didnt know Im gay :/ <Bob112> Um, like, neither did I * werro has left #hookerz #633530
(632)<KillerB> man, while I'm excited about the interview, getting my ass up at like 1:30pm is gonna blow. #633735
(2585)<Chcherrycola>Oh shit I'm fucked <Chcherrycola>I hid my weed in my PSP carrying case. So I get up to go get some and I can't find it anywhere, then I realise my little brother must have taken it with him on the plane to Florida with my family... O_O #633742
(1075)<Chairboy> Windows Me is the kind of OS even a catholic would abort #634090
(415)<sai sce> what's up? <marc> nm, just plotting to kill my psych teacher <sai sce> he'd probably be like "THE GUN SHOWS THAT YOU FEAR INTIMACY!!!" <sai sce> while you were shooting him. #634091
(2835)Clainsynar: What if all numbers were multiples of pi and our integer system was wrong? TokMor: stop having such irrational thoughts