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(1485)<jjccp> i broke my leg <jjccp> masturbating is evil <[Slaryn> O_O I hope to god those two incidents weren't related #629232
(1103)<JasonM> Oh my god. <JasonM> I was at the train station today, and this REALLY EMO GUY comes up to me and asks me if i have a lighter <JasonM> So i get it out and go to light it <JasonM> Then his fucking fringe catches on fire <aikon> LOL! <JasonM> I pissbolted. <JasonM> I'm scared of going back there tomorrow and seeing a burned emo corpse on the ground #629240
(821)<Varka> cds are made of pikachu skins <Orcinus> is that why they turn to lightning in the microwave? :D <Varka> Yes. #629344
(1821)* Qwyxzl growls at his connection * Furion sees his virus is working. * Qwyxzl gets out his Furion voodoo doll * Furion Quit (Ping timeout) <Elessa> whoa! #629500
(1495)<corncob> I was in networking class <corncob> and the disccussion randomly turned to personal freedoms. <corncob> some girl said there should be a law against parents smoking around kids to keep them from encouraging them to smoke <corncob> and someone else counters with "Well, I saw my parents having sex all the time and I'm still a virgin!" #629711
(2290)Laudanum: I think my ability to communicate has gone downhill. kaltegeburt: I don't understand. #629927
(1649)Vfirthd: someday, I'm going to be great. Vfirthd: someday, I will have all the money I want and no financial trouble Vfirthd: and I'll have a great, big house with a laptop and high fi stero systems Vfirthd: oh, and I'll have a job that I love so much, and make a good profit from Vfirthd: and at that great job that I love, I'll find the lovely woman of my dreams... Vfirthd: yeah...someday... GeniusChef: You work at a McDonalds, don't you? Vfirthd: Burger King #630041
(538)<Benjula> Dude, I thought of the best name for a Christian rap CD ever <Benjula> The RhapCD #630066
(673)<Whittney> does anyone know what the C++ test tomorrow covers <Arc> chapters 1-16 <Whittney> thats up to waht exactly <Whittney> then end of arrays...or does that inclue char? <Arc> um...linear integration of the Hermholtz plasma intereferometry function <Arc> as applied to post-modern dadist theories <Whittney> wtf are u talking about <Arc> I could ask you the same...have you even attended the course?? 0_o #630094
(1302)<Revolution|AngeL> he thinks because we idle 4 of the same channels <Revolution|AngeL> we're somehow friends <Revolution|AngeL> i dont even know how it started. <Revolution|AngeL> a casual glance here <Revolution|AngeL> a soft touch there <Revolution|AngeL> gentle, warm and caring chatting. <Revolution|AngeL> brokeback irc. <Revolution|AngeL> i wish i knew how to /quit you #630110
(1668)<puertoroo> so, i was at the store and the hot female clerk was checking me out and stuff <puertoroo> then we came back to my place and tore my bedroom up <puertoroo> then we did it on the stove and then on the washing machine <HuhWhat> And in the real world, what happened? <puertoroo> ....i never even made it to the store :( #630243
(958)<meeb> what the fuck <meeb> highly religious client just rang up <meeb> wants us to automatically take their website down at sunset on a friday until sunrise on a monday <meeb> as using an online shop is bad and evil over the sabbath #630541
(2093)<Sneux_Duck> so today at school we had this guy talking about sexual predators online and crap like that for a good hour. and he said something like "girls don't put your pictures online. these freaks will only collect, trade and sell them" and i said a bit too loudly "gotta catch 'em all" <Sneux_Duck> he was the only one not laughing... #630686
(2813)<@Quasi> I feel like my life is a movie. <@Quasi> But it's being shown on TV. <@Quasi> So all the sex scenes are cut. #630789
(1624)Ziggy: Everytime I hear a strange noise, I have a zombie panic attack. Lusty: what is it with you and zombies?! Ziggy: Are you not afraid of zombies? Lusty: they don't exist. Ziggy: That's what they think in movies too. Ziggy: Right before the invasion. #630836
(2201)<spazdor> how do you get a Cisco Certified Network Administrator off your porch? <cnug> ...? <spazdor> pay for your pizza #630859
(478)<Shard>: I think my GF is pregnant... <Sapphon>: You should pimp her out to cover the abortion, she cant get pregnant twice ;). <Shard>: .... #631051
(1272)<jimmy_> i use norton <BoltBait> Norton's is the most annoying anti virus software ever! <jimmy_> what do you meen? i hardly notice notice its there <BoltBait> Really? Then it's probably not working. <jimmy_> ... <jimmy_> u may be right <jimmy_> the tray icon isnt there anymore <jimmy_> shit! #631180
(362)EvILpYRoMaNiA: my dad tried to sit on my lap: he tackled me off my chair. EvILpYRoMaNiA: dog* EvILpYRoMaNiA: shit EvILpYRoMaNiA: that was the worst typo ever. #631408
(-64)< Redb3ard> so, im using this godawful slow pcanywhere connection < Redb3ard> 2 hours to scroll through a list, check off the things i need to < Redb3ard> idiot customer comes along, closes the window at 97% done < Redb3ard> doesnt minimize it, closes it < Redb3ard> so i locked the keyboard, blanked the screen, and locked it like that #631598
(1345)<DooMGoaT> OMG <DooMGoaT> SQUASH THE SPIDER AND WIN AN XBOX 360! <DooMGoaT> shame none of the 360 games are as good as the spider squashy banner #631627
(604)bananza: i feel bad for ugly people rotino: empathyy bananza: yeah bananza: like a lot rotino: look up empathy bananza: oh fuck u #631753
(1202)Banjax: dude, totally hilarious, I'm walking down the street and around the corner I see these people protesting outside a coat shop that sells fur coats. They had buckets of red paint TurboJesusDELUXE: oh boy Banjax: this one woman comes around the other corner wearing a fur coat of her own. The whole crowd turns on her like wolves on a lamb, and the closest girl with a bucket of paint throws it on her Banjax: so she's dripping with paint and starts screaming like she's been shot, and then she's like "it's a fake fur coat, you dumb bitch!" Banjax: and without missing a beat the other chick says "that's okay, it's fake blood" TurboJesusDELUXE: HAHA, awesome #631768
(41)* Acetal changes topic to 'Snakes! In a movie theatre!' <Acetal> There's an idea for a promotion. #631772
(2293)castuslumen: whats the name of those hats that Green Berets wear? foranzan: are you being stupid on purpose? castuslumen: what? foranzan: you are officially the Rolls Royce of stupid.