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(905)<johnnyt> holy crap. have to do a 1500 word history essay <heffalump75> hey u know the saying.... <heffalump75> just draw 1.5 pictures #625149
(1762)<[Midgard]Reynard[50DRG]> a friend of mine once commented that huamns are the only species to go out of our way to obtain milk after we've been weaned, I replied that we were the only species with cookies #625180
(1335)<Bao> A friend from college is now getting her PhD in biomedical engineering, and she has a pet rat she has to experiment on, and she had to castrate it for her next procedure. <Bao> Apparently the thing wasn't fully under anaesthesia, and when she was shaving it, it ejaculated on her. <Bao> And the most horrible thing is that she shrugs it off and is like, "Who'd have thought the first handjob I'd ever give would be to a rat?!" #625276
(915){RainmakeR}: fuck I'm a retard {RainmakeR}: I was trying to use windows magnifier to enlarge the dead pixel area to look at it better {RainmakeR}: i had it open for like 5 seconds, then like "wait a minute... " #625311
(108)<Jaques> What if there was a Resident Evil game in France? <sands> it'd be boring as shit <sands> all the zombies would run away #625424
(764)<Silellak> The Oscars are fucking lame. Hollywood giving itself a self-congratulatory blowjob over how artsy and deep and relevant it is <Silellak> When I saw "The Day After Tomorrow" in their montage of movies that addressed serious issues I wanted to throw something at the screen. <Silellak> Because Day After Tomorrow was as much about global warming as Independence Day was about gay rights #625794
(1057)<+CrackB[a]be> jag sa inget om  f stock <+CrackB[a]be> nrmsta stock jag kommer hr r dildo haha <+PurpleHelmetWarrior> i understood dildo, and thats all that i need to know #625822
(732)Scott: i need a title for an essay about how i go over and above what is asked of me Scott: because its a reflection on myself Austin: "Second to None: The Story of How I Spit on God" #625865
(1171)Jeffrey: Heh, what an ass. My friend Vann just beat me at Chess, and he checkmated me by putting my king in check with a pawn...Then saying PAWNED!!1! #625882
(868)<Dave123> So I theres this virgin girl I know, she is Inconceivable <Turtleman> no she's unbearable <NINJAmes> no you idiots, she's Impregnable #625959
(660)* McPierce once wrote a webserver in VB that was more powerful than apache. < bkjones> I once coded an operating more powerful than windows using PHP while standing on my head and driving a car. < ScottCh> I once mistyped a command in emacs, and made a more powerful webserver than IIS #625970
(659)<Sonic> snow tomorrow. yay. <Turtle> No snow in the hill country of Texas....where are you expecting your snow, sonic? <moc> no snow in houston either <Sonic> pennsylvania <Sonic> only about 4 more inches <2slim> we have 4 feet here in Idaho <fiver> is that due to inbreeding slim? #625995
(365)<shok-> ha! just yesterday I was wondering why more solar power applications aren't being built <shok-> but they are in Shanghai. <shok-> oh communists, what won't you do? <Ben^> last for more than a century? #626063
(1624)<chuck> I just got two CDs from AOL. Two CDs in one package. One is gold, for dial-up. The other is Silver, for Cable/DSL broadband. They came in a box that was half gold and half silver. The back of the box enumerates the difference between the two available plans. <chuck> The CDs have different features listed on their labels. <chuck> I diff'd them. They're identical. <chuck> bit for bit: <chuck> chkno$ md5sum /dev/cdrom <chuck> 43cf5b370b5d85a74afc2449f445579d /dev/cdrom <chuck> chkno$ md5sum /dev/cdrom <chuck> 43cf5b370b5d85a74afc2449f445579d /dev/cdrom #626094
(568)<JRJohn> At my high school we had a high school cop who would walk around proudly displaying his 9mm glock. <JRJohn> also, he had about 10 boxes of ammo in his desk. <ZoFreX> that's a little unsafe <ZoFreX> ammo should be locked up <JRJohn> WHY would you need more ammunition than there are kids in the school? <ZoFreX> doubletap? #626110
(675)LutherBifteck: I bet if I wished I was a shapeshifter LutherBifteck: The genie would give me the power to change triangles into squares LutherBifteck: And I would be annoyed. #626249
(2858)<Handy> There are 2 kinds of people in the world. <Handy> 1. Those who need closure. <Marko> And? <DavyP> AND? #626251
(168)<Gorsha> im starting to get pissed with photobucket <Gorshal> i drew a simple picture and posted it in photobucket and it still shrank the picture to be tiny <Gorshal> i cant figure out wtf the problem is <PG> try uploading a pic of your penis <PG> it's the one thing small enough photobucket won't shrink #626285
(395)Dan: It may be Saturday morning, but IRC is the protocol that never sleeps! azc: As far as I know, the only protocol that sleeps is ACPI :D #626395
(544)QB: My brother went to see the Globetrotters last night... QB: <spoilers>Globetrotters won!</spoilers> Come: ARG Come: I HAD THAT ON TAPE #626425
(538)<PsychoStreak> Now you can get that 8 ball glass eye you've been wanting. <ircDaemon> then I can shake my head and people can read my condescending answer without me even saying anything! #626457
(501)<dd> who wants to fight me? <i8b4uUnderground> not me <i8b4uUnderground> or not i, should i say <i8b4uUnderground> or i should say, i should say #626537
(281)<@michael`_> and i found out that some sophomore at my school ran a stop sign and some dude going the speed limit slammed into her car <@michael`_> killing her two friends <@michael`_> she was drunk as hell, apparently <@michael`_> and she just got acquitted of vehicular manslaughter today <@michael`_> shes on facebook too <@michael`_> Sarah Pennell wrote <@michael`_> at 10:49pm March 2nd, 2006 <@michael`_> You.....Me....Large amounts of alcohol = this weekend!! #626676
(1643)ShamanMumboJumbo: Dude, I hate AIM Triton but I had to get it because all my friends have it and I can't share files otherwise ViewtifulDom: Peer2Peer Pressure? #626884
(747)Frencheneesz: what if there was a super hero who had the power to transfer his own boredom to his enemies? SombrousKnight: how'd he get these powers? gamma radiation while waiting in line at the DMV?