#619650 (816)
<pokerface> Mac development is OK, so long as you don't mind that your target audience is likely to be you and the three other mac guys.
<TheFeniX_Work> last I checked there were at least 9 Mac gamers out there. Show some respect for the demographic pokerface.
<pokerface> Respect begins with double digits.
#619711 (1465)
<Bowstring> Notice how people always associate mental people with carrying knives? If they were really mental they'd try to stab people with a hoover or something.
#619762 (781)
<happyguy> guess what! i actually found jeans of length 30-34!
<trio82> you wear 30-34's? whats ur height and weight?
<happyguy> 6'3", 150lbs
<banished> youre 6'3" and you weigh 150lbs?
<banished> i thought you said you were american
#620218 (856)
[PlatypusMan] You're cluttering the chat.
[PlatypusMan] It's like littering on a highway.
[PlatypusMan] Somewhere an e-indian is crying.
#620397 (2227)
[Sativa] My sister earlier, got pulled over by a cop
[Sativa] He said 'Can I see your licence'
[Sativa] And she gave him her credit card on accident
[Sativa] And he is like 'I only accept cash'
#620553 (116)
<@Vacorsis> The universe is racist
<@Vacorsis> At night you can see thousands of stars, and none of them are black
<@Vacorsis> That's just total bullshit
#620757 (228)
Mizz0Spiegel:  There were so many southerners in florida
Shinigaami: Uhh, maybe that's because Florida's in the south.
#620923 (108)
hitm4n: the next 3 auctions all end within 2 mins of each other
hitm4n: 1h11m, 1h12m and 1h14m on each
caffeinekid: for a minute there, I thought you were having trouble spelling your nick :s
caffeinekid: i should pay more attention
#620964 (-5)
<Sordly> One of the worst moments of anyone's life would have to when you realize there's only enough peanut butter to cover the front half of your body ...
<Whatanut> That's only a problem until one realizes there's still the jelly...
<Sordly> True, true
<Madster> Whatanut... ew
#620992 (-4)
<|LK|Masterknight89> man i wonder why im never invoved in the net split
#621022 (2893)
<Andrew> woot
<Andrew> I just used my mastercard for the first time
<Andrew> I'm a man now.
<debian_> what u buy
<Andrew> purse
#621029 (1474)
Walbanger: i got the greatest pick-up line ever
Walbanger: But i cant tell you because you're a girl
nekofairy: ...
nekofairy: Harvey, are you gay?
#621091 (885)
<bLank> I was just watching Swordfish and the senators assistant hands him a floppy disc and says "Sir, we have a problem" ... I'm sorry, but nothing important has ever been able to fit on a floppy disc, there's no way the senator is going to have his fly-fishing disturbed for 1.4 mb
#621255 (-95)
(+RossH) I don't get tested....I just fuck women.....and tell them I have aids......when they freak out....go get tested and call me crying from joy because they are clean I know I passed
(+RossH) I'm cheap
#621403 (277)
<Mak0> history class was hilarious today
<Mak0> teacher asks "can anyone name a law put into effect by a president that they dont agree with?"
<Mak0> my response: "the Emancipation Proclamation"
<Mak0> its ok though, its a honors class so of course no black people are in it
#621568 (2306)
< Darien> I saw a coworker trying to figure out how to make his chair lean back
< Darien> he was on the ground looking at the bottom of it
< Darien> we talk about the chairs for a minute or so
< Darien> then he puts on his headset, hits a button on his phone, and says 'Sorry ma'am, thanks for holding.'
#621572 (924)
[sp00n06] i don't get math
[vinyard] you get even?
[sp00n06] ??
#621588 (1267)
icemann182002: YOU ARE FUCKING GAY IF YOU READ THIS.
violinist394: Fuck.
Jambalaya : shit, I guess I'm gay now
Shibs: What? I can't make out the message.
#621643 (335)
<Dissident> I just wrote an entire paper of complete BS
<Dissident> and not just BS, but horribly obvious BS
<Dissident> like something a stoned person would have written
<Dissident> a very stoned person
<Dissident> who passed out on the keyboard halfway through
<Chaos> "The industrial revolution was gggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg"
#621695 (839)
Marumekomu> This silence is far from golden
<Marumekomu> that reminds me, I need a shower
#622468 (502)
Vipar87: so my old ass english teacher starts going on about passing a failing kids when she starts up a story about this school bus driver who needed to pass this class to keep his job. Well, he ended up with a D+, failing, but right at the edge of a C, so she nudged him up enough to pass him. A few weeks later, he was in a wreck while driving the school bus. He died, but none of the kids did and she goes "I'm so glad I passed him so he could save those kids..." and I'm like... "Bitch, if you woulda failed him, he'd be alive, and the new, SMARTER bus driver wouldn't have wrecked the bus anyway!"
mario13256: idiot
#622562 (600)
<minadein> so my materials lecturer at uni is like
<minadein> "this year we will be focusing on failure"
<minadein> "for those who are repeating the subject, this will be new to you"
#622573 (984)
<teddy> bryno, thats the dumbest thing ive ever read
<teddy> and ive read the patriot act...
#622734 (-319)
<d!P_$#!+> So do bully's who take your money grow up to be jews?
#622750 (741)
<@jjsff8> I wanna find a girl who loves me for my money, but doesnt understand math.