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(1075)<Alucard> and it was like love at first /whois #611136
(555)<Ommi> So i was talking to this girl <Ommi> that i have been talking to for a very long time now on msn messenger <Ommi> and today i sent her a picture <Ommi> after that she went offline <Ommi> and now she's back online and isn't answering anything i say :/ #611290
(235)Edgey: I don't have a girlfriend...I just know a girl that would get really mad, if she heard me say that. #611370
(438)MetalJunkie: Is it just me, or has technology gone too far when I have to ask whether or not my calculator is backwards compatible.. #611400
(1880)<spazbob> im orderin a black dvd writer, on the assumption it'll run faster #611458
(-392)<ToasterIron> guys check it out i'm going to be this awesome scientist <ToasterIron> one day i'm going to invent a base the only melts jews on contact <ToasterIron> i'll call it holocaustic <Tristain> "DO NOT CONCENTRATE" #611544
(628)kristchan: you know you want some of mama's lovin cromicus: thats disgusting kristchan: I'd leave you walkin funnny cromicus: yeah, that funny walkin is called "running away" #611737
(1169)< smith> right, I just opened the yellow pages at random to the "scaffolding" page < smith> and there's an advert saying "ENSURE YOUR NEXT ERECTION IS IN SAFE HANDS" #612046
(1690)<koharski> heh, my dad "hey, can you run some CAT5 into my room?" <koharski> apparently he wants to "check his email in bed" <koharski> yesterday the router was blinking alot in my room <koharski> so I went upstairs and knocked on his door <koharski> "get any interesting emails?" <koharski> he told me to go to bed :( #612055
(648)Vann: turns out grilling the peanut butter and jelly was not my best idea. Jeffrey: OMG you didn't... Vann: no, george foreman did. #612175
(1490)<Sunny> Holy crap! <Sunny> No wonder I'm always being stared at by the cat across the way <Sunny> There are two of them!!! <Sunny> They must have been taking shifts... #612472
(576)sexy heyyyyy Adam i'm Sandra do you remember me? DJARCAS FUCK OFF BOT sexy same here DJARCAS I win. #612687
(1254)<K|O|G|I> -- boss just gave me a list of things to do... <K|O|G|I> #2) service computers (clean, oil, etc) #613103
(627)[workin] I went back to get another 20" monitor.. [workin] they were sold out! [workin] I had to get a 19 [workin] I told my husband ONLY a man would say that 1" doesn't matter #613300
(1741)<fraseyboy> you know what i just realized? <fraseyboy> I can be anyone i want on IRC!!!!! <fraseyboy> ... * fraseyboy is now known as fraseyman #613464
(302)Brian Laptop: myspace is like the vegas of the internet.... a lot of people want to go but no one wants to admit what happens when they're there #613541
(1062)USnip: today in english class USnip: the teacher was discussing a thesis statement about close friends USnip: and she was like USnip: "well what do you want from a close friend?" USnip: and one guy yelled out "well is it a male or a female"? USnip: and she snapped back "I'm sure it doesn't matter to YOU" #613563
(2727),meep> i hate the parents who go "does it wash off?" <meep> i'm like wtf! of course it freaking washes off <meep> it's face paint <meep> no i am going to permanently mark your child to look like a cat. #613868
(379)<joesboxd3b> it is just ironic.... you can't get the cvs version of cvs unless you get the older version of cvs then cvs to the cvs server to get the latest cvs version of cvs #614648
(2362)<@Wally> stupid muslims promise virgins <@Wally> if they promised lightsabers I'd be on my way to mecca <@Wally> I can hang out with virgins on IRC #614856
(1213)<Geese> Did you know that some people say "niche" instead of "niche"? <ChupaChups> no way #615253
(1863)<defekt> eh, some muslims just burned the swiss flag as a danish flag <naama-> it's the thought that counts #615496
(2091)<Rebbel> Man Google Earth is awesome <Android18> Why? <Rebbel> Im looking at my house <Rebbel> brb, pizzas here <BFMV> Now thats what i call technology #615658
(-106)<MMCD> my friend got expelled for bringing in kim by eminem, the one where he abuses his wive and says he's gonna kill her <Tiger> No no...in 'Kim' he murders her new boyfriend, slits the guy's 4 year old son's throat, takes Kim on a drive and chokes her to death. <MMCD> oh yeah couldn't remember been ages since i heard it #615836
(139)Sexay Prof Long: Opera 10 is going to require a resolution of 1280x1024 Sexay Prof Long: it will contain a 1280x1000 ad Sexay Prof Long: leaving you 24 pixels of vertical space for internet browsing Gothic: haha Gothic: It'll open a whole new avenue for 1280x24 porn