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(337)<Rob_> What is the word where you think everything should die? <+shortarabguy> emo? <Rob_> heh <Rob_> good one <zenmastar> goth? <Rob_> shut up #608144
(437)<ASDF> In my data communications class, the teacher asked "How would one person in a company send a package to another person in another comapany? Let's say that it was a woman." <ASDF> Then someone said "Tell that bitch to come here and get it herself!" #608156
(2095)<David_0mega> google maps has taught me many things <junkntrunk> such as? <David_0mega> that my neighbor has a pool for one thing #608216
(-1508)(@prex) man .jp is fucking tight (@prex) suggest you a get with it (@antlers_) anyone shit on your face while you were there? (@prex) yes, and i'm 500 yen poorer for the experience! (@antlers_) tell you this much, my first time in Tokyo I fucking loved it... still do... but a visit to some of their adultshops just negated all positive thought (@Blaxthos) never been to .jp (@Blaxthos) i hear shit is expensive the most (@prex) yeah well me not being a sexual deviant i didnt visit any adult shops (@antlers_) <--- sexual deviant (@prex) man mother fuck some edema (@prex) flight was 9hrs and change tho (@prex) fast as fuck (@kaleido) did any of your less profitable bitches kill themselves because of the dishonor they felt when you arrived? #608240
(859)cherrybomb1739: why are there hot chicks at church ? marredduck: why is the good liquor always on the top shelf? marredduck: the same reason #608242
(695)<Dave> So my friend in school Andrew said he had linux <Dave> After saying he got mIRC <Dave> I told him you can't have both, mIRC is a windows Client <Dave> Then he said he had Linux on his laptop <Dave> I asked him what Distribution he had, he said wal-mart #608442
(1264)<BoltBait> My wife saw my 7756 post count on the MOTL board and said, "you've never said that many things to me since we've been married." #608521
(1267)<Numi> hey, can you guys just check a site out and tell me if it's up? <Haddock> depends, what is it? <Numi> just my apache server, it works for me but seems to be down for anyone else <Haddock> alright, what's the address? <Numi> http://127.0.0.1 <Haddock> ...... <Haddock> ...Yeah, it's up. #608523
(1228)<Grakrim> Woo, my doctor is on TV! <Grakrim> ...Pleading the 5th in a criminal negligence trial... #608693
(1209)<ensis> Well folks, I'm off to the farm <ensis> I can actually say that too, how funny <Bomp> They're lying <Bomp> You're going to be put down #609178
(1299)Chodeskius: hey whats a good name for my kitten Shniznite: Qwerty Chodeskius: that sounds so familiar Chodeskius: where did u get qwerty.. oh. #609240
(1668)< plasmadis> One time my dad stole a roll of brightly-colored stickers from a butcher's counter that said "BREASTS" and went to the video store and stuck them on all the movies that looked likely to contain nudity. #609327
(1325)<Atob> a alphabetically be in organised sentence should words #609999
(1261)* Now talking in #Democrats <Gunman> is anybody here? <Gunman> hmm...everybody's an op, but nobodys doing anything... <Gunman> so im definately in the #democrats channel... #610086
(2530)<hickhut> i have to write a speech on myself tomorrow <hickhut> so gay <mrquin27> there is a start #610088
(432)ARcanUS NUMquam: night is sitll young live billboard: virginal ARcanUS NUMquam: the barrier between today and tommorrow has barely been pressured live billboard: but soon it will be penetrated live billboard: father time will thrust his way into the young tommorrow ARcanUS NUMquam: using his tool that he nicknamed the "second hand" when it strikes 12 #610089
(834)<Vehementi> girlfriend-crafted brownies are the best <BauB_> girlfriend crafted blowjobs are better <Vvivix> those arnt really crafted though <Vvivix> its more of a buff <Vvivix> with a long cast time <Hyper_Monkey20> Actaully, it's more of a debuff... It leaves you tranced and unable to go into combat. #610697
(1876)<Guest1087> shut up asshole <Pikanyah> If I'm an asshole, you're an asswipe. You're so low, you serve me. <Guest1087> shup up bitch, i'm the asshole <Guest1087> wait a sec.... #610712
(850)<Phatt_One> crap is disgusting <syntax> hey dont bad mouth crap <syntax> im a plumber <syntax> if it werent for crap, i wouldnt be able to feed my family #610717
(760)<NathanielsBlaze> what do you think the game would be called if mario had a gun <FalconWarrior> Metroid. #610732
(1129)cmerc: "Keep your face to the sunshine and you will not see the shadows". - Helen Keller cmerc: SHE HAS NO IDEA WHAT SHES TALKING ABOUT #610847
(2904)Good Book Report Students were assigned to read 2 books, "Titanic" & "My Life" by Bill Clinton. One smart-ass student turned in the following book report, with the proposition that they were nearly identical stories! His cool professor gave him an A+ for this report: Titanic:..... $29.99 Clinton:..... $29.99 Titanic:..... Over 3 hours to read Clinton:..... Over 3 hours to read Titanic:..... The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe. Clinton:..... The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe. Titanic:..... Jack is a starving artist. Clinton:..... Bill is a bullshit artist. Titanic:..... In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar. Clinton:..... Ditto for Bill. Titanic:..... During ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined. Clinton:..... Ditto for Monica. Titanic:..... Jack teaches Rose to spit. Clinton:..... Let's not go there. Titanic:..... Rose gets to keep her jewellery. Clinton:..... Monica's forced to return her gifts. Titanic:..... Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life. Clinton:..... Clinton doesn't remember Jack. Titanic:..... Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen. Clinton:..... Monica...ooh, let's not go there, either. Titanic:..... Jack surrenders to an icy death. Clinton:..... Bill goes home to Hilary...basically the same thing #610952
(1479)(royshen) I have a headache (MrWhite) i have a sandwich but i dont go around bragging about it #611017
(3117)<Everdarkgreen> WE DID THE MASH <Everdarkgreen> we did the keyboard mash <Everdarkgreen> THE KEYBOARD MASH <Everdarkgreen> it was a lihosdptjhskrjngiso;kihy,aehtptuyjgio;t #611036
(548)< JaredCE> no, i had an idea for an ajax web2.0 calender that would pull details from flickr and google map < shiruken> how far did you get? < JaredCE> ermm < JaredCE> i installed apache