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(11)<Ash2Dust> I'm pisexual. I am attracted to 22/7 different sexes #605501
(4312)<k2xl> in 1998, i made a C++ program to calculate pi to a billion digits. <k2xl> i coded it on my laptop (pentium 2 i think) and then ran the program. <k2xl> the next day i got a new laptop but decided to keep the program running. <k2xl> it's been over seven years now since i ran it. and this morning it finished calculating. <k2xl> the output: <k2xl> "THE VALUE OF PI TO THE BILLIONTH DIGIT IS = " <k2xl> mindblowing eh? <k2xl> i looked in the code of my program, and i found out that i forgot to output the value :(. #605550
(3399)<Dogan> GUYS, STORY TIME <Dogan> So my teacher's friend's friend or something <Dogan> She was dogsitting one day <Dogan> Shows up the first time, finds the dog dead on the floor, right? <Nightryde> how embarrassing <Dogan> SO she's gotta pack the dog corpse up and take it to the vet so they can dispose of it or whatever <Dogan> She can't find anything to fit it in, so she stuffs it in a freaking SUITCASE <Dogan> She didn't have a car so she has to take the train through Chicago <Zeelot> oh mannnn <Dogan> This guy helps her carry the case on and is like <Dogan> "this is pretty heavy, what's in it?" <Dogan> lady replies "just some computer things" <Dogan> the guy SOCKS HER IN THE FACE AND RUNS OFF WITH THE CASE <Nightryde> AHAHAHA HOW would you pawn that sort of thing??? #605739
(880)mixtapelove6: if a four year old kissed you on the lips twice, what would you do? Fosforix: hit it with the newspaper and say "no" #605834
(625)<Trent> ohh, i saw brokeback mountain last night <_< <Ngamer> pretty good? <Come> I hear Ebert gave it 1 thumb up and a reacharound. #606023
(1798)<+Radial> i think my mother knows i watch porn <+Radial> i can't tell... <Tsukari> Are you a male? <+Radial> i am <Tsukari> She knows. #606418
(1169)<Tom> i put my username in as tom pocock, and when they sent me the confirmation email, my login name is Tom PoMrWinky #606476
(366)<richie> its ironic how a flow of blood to the lower regions is only pleasureable to the man #606658
(-914)Skull: The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away." #606775
(1634)<Sarah> lol, i was at a speech and debate tournament in 9th grade at a public high school in albuquerque. the counselor's office was right next to the culinary arts office. on the counselor's office window, there was a poster that said "Suicide: A permanent solution to a temporary problem" and on the culinary arts window there was a poster that read: "Use the right knife" #606872
(698)<Jaice> I just got a gummy bear stuck in my nose! <Divination> 100,000 sperm... and you were the fastest? #606888
(340)<rancid_beaver> im sick and tired of this relationshit <rancid_beaver> relationship* <rancid_beaver> how the fuck did i mispell that? #606897
(255)<Kackao> music sucks <Kackao> i just listen to hip hop #606919
(685)<tetsuo> why do our bathroom signs at work have braille on them? <tetsuo> for that matter, why do any? <tetsuo> what kind of cruel fuck wouldn't lead a blind person to a bathroom? <tetsuo> "I'm kinda busy so here's what you're going to do. Walk down this hallway for about 40 feet. You'll come to an interesection, take a left down that hallway and walk another 20. On your right you'll encounter two doors. Now, I can't tell you which is which, you'll just have to find that out on your own." #606922
(280)<ColdGhost> i was just sexually harassed by some old grandma <ColdGhost> i was walkin into my office and some older woman like 60 who works in other office, well she was walkin with me and talking and i was like "sorry my voice is bad today, really rhaspy and low, not sure why" and shes like "well its sexy" <posaway> i have 2 words for u <posaway> "no teeth" #607291
(750)<Caskie> Ive gotta try and write a 17 page letter, but i dont kno what to write <Fletch> Just write 'i am a fish' 400 times <Caskie? no! :P, thats a waste of paper <Fletch> Pfft,Im sick of people saying 'dont waste paper'. If trees wanted to live, they'd all carry guns #607365
(595)<AnthraX3D> White Ninja comics are racists <AnthraX3D> Why no black ninja? <ErectuZ> Because ninjas don't carry guns #607480
(327)Slimtoad20: There's no "i" in team Slimtoad20: but there's "Iran" in uranium #607493
(149)<Azn> This guy came to our school, and talked to us about how drinking and driving is bad... <Azn> And he mentioned that if you are convicted, you will have a breathalizer installed in your car, so you have to breathe into a tube to start your car... <Azn> And some guy shouted "What if you fart in it?" <Azn> Everyone laughed, and the speaker looked pissed and said "Well, gas expelled from the anus contains methane, not alcohol. It would be difficult for an intoxicated person to perform such an action with their distorted hand-eye cordination" #607500
(667)Faustmaster300: OK, my sis asked how to spell danke, which is german for thx, so i tell her, iamaretard. she types it in and sends it to her friend. didnt even realize. i will never let her live it down. #607551
(315)<irokie> be there any other interesting channels on this network? <maff> #bearcave <sxh> #bearcave <jestuh> #bearcave <Nades> #bearcave <Thuryn> #bearcave #608067
(3123)<zexis> hmmm you think this statistic is real? <zexis> every 2 minutes a woman is raped in Ohio <hal> why doesn't she just move? <zexis> ? #608068
(2830)<asiftosay> my friend kolby decided to play a joke on his mom, so he went into her room at night when she was sleeping. he wore a ski mask and had a fake gun. <banquet> omg <asiftosay> and he starts yelling shit with the fake gun drawn, and she wakes up all scared and stuff...so she goes "don't kill me. i'll fuck you all you want if you let me live." <asiftosay> they avoided each other for days. #608088
(-106)<ShoveX> but i bet you make more money then me <ShoveX> :( <jd2i9> hahahaha <jd2i9> maybe <jd2i9> i dunno, im not exactly making top $ for my computer skillz <ShoveX> i've been getting my money from giving old people oral <jd2i9> ive been selling shit on ebay <jd2i9> hahahah <ShoveX> bengay makes your mouth numb btw #608100
(13124)<cassius_clay13> so I was with my friend bryan the other night in a bar <cassius_clay13> well he got really drunk and said he was gonna puke <cassius_clay13> so i helped him walk to the toilet <cassius_clay13> all the stalls were occupied <emoti_conartist> lol <cassius_clay13> bryan is a rugby player... so a big guy <cassius_clay13> so he fucking KICKS one of the stall doors open <cassius_clay13> and there's this guy in there taking a shit <emoti_conartist> hahahahahaha <cassius_clay13> and bryan throws up ALL OVER HIM <cassius_clay13> then (this is genius) bryan thinks 'oh shit... if i were taking a shit and someone came in and was sick all over me, i'd want to fuck him up... so i'd better hit him first' <cassius_clay13> so he fucking SMACKS this guy in the face <cassius_clay13> and runs away <cassius_clay13> imagine being that guy... WORST NIGHT OUT EVER