#598350 (262)
hydroxyl prod: I'm getting a 19" lcd monitor for my birthday.
hydroxyl prod: I'm very satisified.
hydroxyl prod: But it sucks.
hydroxyl prod: My PC blows ass.
hydroxyl prod: so like
hydroxyl prod: playing at 800x600 ut2k4
hydroxyl prod: on a huge monitor
tehBlueness: fun
tehBlueness: it'll be just like the N64
#598430 (1721)
<shwatta> never drinking again
<shwatta> went out yesterday for a few lunch time beers in the city right
<shwatta> those 'few' turned into lots
<shwatta> woke up at 9am the next day in a park down by the beach which is 30 kilometres away from the city... no phone, no wallet, no memory, blood all over myself with no obvious wounds
<shwatta> the weirdest thing was that in my hands there was this little statue of a hindu god with a massive grin on its face
#598463 (1559)
<WorldEdit> do you think the word emo would be accepted in scrabble
<Sevivrus> Of course not. Emos are never accepted anywhere.
#598537 (579)
<greycat> 95% of the time, ssh key authentication problems are caused by incorrect permissions on the server side.
<greycat> the other 5%, it's misspelling of ~/.ssh/authorized_keys
<p0ts> yes
<p0ts> it worked
<p0ts> my private key wasnt where it was supposed to be
* greycat adjusts the odds.  94% of the time, server-side directory perms.  5%, misspelling.  1%, user moved the files around for no good reason.
#598656 (796)
<brooksie> what is the point of a name server
<[Piratez]> hi 67.87.0.196
#598783 (653)
<greetz> where is that?
<Rafiki> After "is."
#598987 (1641)
<Sceptic> I am not going to argue mideast history and politics here. I have better, more useful things to do--such as draining the ocean with a spoon.
<David> Just out of interest, where will you be putting the water?
#599113 (558)
<brukA> I'd hire a pornstar. Everytime I see one they're hard at work.
#599567 (446)
<Bran> yesterday at work I asked my boss "What should I use as an icon to show 'loyalty'?"
<Bran> and one of my collegues says with a straight face: "Well, whatever you use, make sure it's not an icon of a woman."
#599639 (636)
Unbeliever: i got this letter from deakin university the other day
Unbeliever: and i live like 2 minutes away from them
Unbeliever: and they send it by airmail
#600242 (642)
<mango> hey your friends are waiting for you down that hallway...
<gremlin> theres nobody there!
<mango> thats right.. you have no friends
#600802 (397)
<esquire> i should name my first born son Zerg
<esquire> just so i can call him a Zergling
<karmasore> what happens if you have a daughter?
<esquire> I buy a gun
#601180 (1310)
<Heavy_Clown> Funny how IRC is mostly populated by elitist, ignorant pre-pubescent teenagers who can't even construct an intelligent insult. |:
<Vick> heavy....its funny how your probably 32 or something and have nothing better to do than try to out smart teenagers on irc
#601277 (760)
<Happy_Dot> So my dad and I were reading readers digest, and there was this ad for some apocalypse book. It said "The end is near! Dont delay! This book will tell you everything you need to know! Hurry!" Then, at the bottom of the page, it says : please allow 6 to 8 weeks for delivery.
#601337 (1230)
<sev> so I was walking through the city with a bunch of roses in one hand and a bag of potaotes in the other, and I had something like five people stop me and ask if I was going to propose to an irishman 8\
#601393 (2176)
<StaticFish> Where did I put my stick of RAM?
<StaticFish> I'm losing my memory.
#601449 (1106)
<+lax> i feel like an asshole
<+lax> at lunch we couldnt decide if this person was a girl or boy
<+lax> i said it was a girl
<+lax> and so we all chipped in a dollar
<+lax> and someone went over and asked
<+lax> and she started crying
#601458 (1377)
<Jeffrey> So I started work today at Cox Communications.
<Jeffrey> Direct quote from Cox Communications, mission statement.
<Jeffrey> "For Cox, it's not about being the biggest; it's about being the best."
<Vann> ...I feel a t-shirt coming on.
#601636 (1097)
<alan> if you were a credit card, you'd be a visa, since you're everywhere i want to be.
<sp4nk> You'd be American Express. No one accepts you.
#602050 (1004)
<trolleyfuck> Hey, nice to meat you
<Caedes> I hope to god that was a typo
#602223 (1502)
(TarAldarion) just a bit shocked that my roommate is pregnant
(Ruu) was it a shock to her also?
(TarAldarion) dunno yet
(TarAldarion) havnt talked to her
(TarAldarion) read her blog
#602224 (1831)
Lunatic: All those opposed to the patriot act raise your right hand
Lunatic: Raise your hand high
Lunatic: Now raise the other one
Lunatic: Hands behind your back
Lunatic: you're under arrest for treason
#602243 (1034)
<Gunth> before i was a teen i thought "Masturbate" was some kind of master or bachelor degree... so when my teachers asked me what i wanted to do with my life.. i told them "masturbate"
#602335 (821)
<Yaksha> What's a Jewish conundrum?
<justin> I dunno?
<Yaksha> Free ham
<justin> that's not a conundrum, you take the ham and donate it to charity and get the tax write off.
#602698 (16303)
<death09>my girlfriend broke up with me and sent me pix of her and her new boyfriend in bed
<ktp753>ouch.
<death09>yeah.i sent them to her dad