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(3059)<zien> ah i love water. it's like nature's fruit juice. <cgom> ....FRUIT JUICE is nature's fruit juice. moron. #590322
(3199)<Musket> is there an echo in here? <ManOfStuff> an echo in here? <FessyBugger> in here? <Kajifox> here? #590557
(1461)<Fotomat> hey all... <rife> brian, shouldn't you be in school? <rife> it's wednesday <Fotomat> i got suspended <rife> how come? <Fotomat> well i wore my history channel sweatshirt <rife> uh huh <Fotomat> the one that says "THC" on the front for "the history channel" <Fotomat> so they suspended me for "drug paraphernalia" :/ <rife> ... <rife> dumbass #591385
(1301)(cyber1|t0) anyone know how i can open up pm's without a mouse pm me now (cyber1|t0) actually dont pm #591986
(1208)<Nassty> So we were playing a peaceful game of Trivial pursuit... <Nassty> and the Question is "What are the first 3 words of the bible?" <Nassty> Before I even finish the question, my friend jumps in and says, "Once upon a time..." #592341
(1551)xpl0re3> fuck, i mean, it worked for romeo and juliet... they met at a party and were married the next fucking day beanphoner> you obviously didn't read the end of that play #592343
(736)<Vipsta> So yeah, this fat guy in my english class was bragging <Vipsta> about how he registered stuff on the internet and gave the sites a bogus email address <Vipsta> so yesterday i was bored, and i remembered the email addy he used <Vipsta> and i registered it at hotmail, or whatever. <Vipsta> i woke up this morning to find 441 gay porn emails in the inbox. #592351
(3339)<Leitari> omg <Leitari> king kong is long <Leitari> ^^ <Leitari> my ass hurts <Leitari> wait <Leitari> that didnt sound right #592354
(97)<Edict> Ever tried combining two words to form a new one? <Budda> Here's a new word for you : Seppukkake - Ritual Suicide by the act of Bukkake o_O <Edict> Eeeeewwww! :( #592829
(1815)<Ksosez> i fucking hate ADD <jesus_X> As in Attention <jesus_X> Attention Deficit, something... <Ksosez> Disorder <jesus_X> What? #592925
(689)<Gelgameth> ...Now wait a second.. There's a class action lawsuit against wikipedia? <Scarab> Anyone can join in and add a grievance. #592992
(1069)<Rault> I smoked weed through an apple for the first time today :D <Madcowfucker> thats nothing <Madcowfucker> you haven't lived until you inject herion with a banana #593064
(765)<max> do i need to download the 2nd disc of any movie or just the first? <Daki> You can download only the first, but the ending is kind of a cliffhanger #593081
(6816)<Pax> I wish my lawn was emo, so it would cut itself. #593092
(763)<Chrysophylax> NORAD comes to public attention at Christmas, when it purports to track Santa Claus on his journey around the world delivering toys for the world's children. 2005 marked the 50th time of NORAD tracking Santa. This tradition started when a local Sears store in Colorado misprinted the phone number and kids, who thought they were calling Santa, called NORAD instead. This has become a tradition ever since 1955. <Chrysophylax> wth <TheDeadlyShoe> we'll manage to shoot the fat fucker down this year, you'll see #593236
(709)[TA]-1 Ozzy0: any CSS clans in here? Hambocho: you must really be into web programming if you're after a CSS clan. Lord Traith: I'm after an RSS clan. #593434
(1009)reaper: knock knock SaladTongo: Who's there reaper: banana SaladTongo: shit i didn't think you'd find me here #593954
(534)<MisT[w]> guy just walks in and asks me " i bought windows xp 64 and it only shows 16bit and 32bit color but no 64bit ..." <MisT[w]> o.O;; #594218
(881)RabidPieConsumer: I'm thinking of programming an Oregon Trail knockoff based on something entirely fictional. RabidPieConsumer: Any ideas? ClicheCow: how about you try to go across the ocean? ClicheCow: you can shoot 70 pounds of sea turtles ClicheCow: but for some fucking reason you can only carry 20 ClicheCow: your daughter dies of scurvy ClicheCow: you try to ford the ocean and one of your oxen dies #594678
(1689)Poopsydo: i was remembering that my brother used to wake me up when i was little to go open the gifts from santa... Poopsydo: he would say: lizy lizy wake up, santa came by... Poopsydo: and i would jump and follow him Poopsydo: and one time he did that...and i followed him.. Poopsydo: and it wasn't even december Poopsydo: it was like the middle of the summer Poopsydo: he sat in the middle of the living room and laughed his ass off at me #595317
(522)abby: i love guys who wear argyle socks abby: i got some for my dad abby: ok.. that sounded weird #595345
(788)Nofcarolinafan: My iq is 20/20 cubano2k3: sounds more like your vision Nofcarolinafan: no i took a test Nofcarolinafan: online #595358
(-11)cyberstick: I hate computers abszero: Haha, you're in the wrong business bro. cyberstick: Windows? No problem. Windows is fine. The PC is at fault. cyberstick: Mark my words abszero: Not blaming Microsoft? You've changed man. #595424
(291)<phooka> im getting a nice deal on a laptop <phooka> 599 for a good deal <minkis> and then how much is the laptop for after you bought the deal? #595485
(1578)<+Kamasutra> i had a dream that the RIAA busted into the shower cause i was singing too loud