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(1224)<VUlpixLover> making fun of people who can't read is intolerable. you shouldn't say anything mean about them. <NoTruth> Yeah you should write it. #560613
(672)<Black_Kniggit> That's nothing compared to back when I played Fallout 2 <Black_Kniggit> I stole the coins from every NPC in the entire game! <Black_Kniggit> and I didn't just steal it as such, I stole it one coin at a time until I had five coins (unless if I failed in which case I would load my game and try again) then I got 150 exp and saved my game. Then I did it again. This gave me A LOT of exp points. <Medmera> WTF? <Black_Kniggit> Sometimes I used the steal skill to give them back money, so I could steal some more <Medmera> you will lose your virginity in your next life. #560674
(1341)GeoffSharron: a spider just hid inside my keyboard GeoffSharron: and this sentence probably crushed him GeoffSharron: i think he was under the m key GeoffSharron: mmmm GeoffSharron: m key GeoffSharron: m m m m #560710
(764)<andkore> can somebody say something positive the government has done in the past 5 years? please? <gorn> no, you'd have to go to before bush was elected to see something positive <JuggaloAnt> when clinton banged that chick? <gorn> yeah <gorn> that was positive <gorn> make love not war #560745
(86)<shaine> Siege: kansas' best song is dust in the wind. listen to it <Siege> k ill download it <Siege> Haha i accidentally typed in "dst in the wind" in the search box <Siege> and child pron came up. <shaine> you must have turned on 'my favorites' or something. #560932
(397)<ckoo> haha some lady asked me where she could get headphones so I told her "the source" aka radioshack. She walked outside, turned, and walked straight toward "SOURCE adult video" <reaper> Ahahahah! #561141
(1881)<quadropheniac57> so we're talking about aboriginal symbols in school today <quadropheniac57> and i tell my group that i read it was bad luck to kill an emu, except i say emo on accident <quadropheniac57> so i laugh and say "actually, it's pretty good luck to kill an emo" <quadropheniac57> this girl, overweight, dyed black hair, eyeshadow, not goth but close <quadropheniac57> says "no, emo is sad. emo is short for emotional" <quadropheniac57> so i respond "no, emo is short for stupid" <quadropheniac57> she says "no, it's for emotional. emo people are emotional beings who live that way to relieve their pain" <quadropheniac57> i say "emo people are self-absorbed attention-seeking idiots who listen to crappy music" <quadropheniac57> rest of class, she gives me the most dark and depressed death glare <quadropheniac57> THE WHOLE REST OF CLASS, that's like 45 minutes, she's just death-looking me, not even turning her head <quadropheniac57> i swear, she's gonna kill herself this weekend, and it's all my fault <civilpunkbikes> good luck coming your way <quadropheniac57> amen #561357
(504)<Mr_Blud> That looks like a mosquito <ThunderMax> I hate mosquitos <ThunderMax> they're like the Jehovah's Witnesses of nature #561386
(362)<Ryuhou> bravo is pissing me off with its "movies that changed the world!" crap. <Ryuhou> they keep saying "men stopped having affairs in 1987 after fatal attraction." <Ryuhou> i'm sorry. what world are you from? <Ryuhou> of course <Ryuhou> they follow that up with a <Ryuhou> IT STAYS IN VEGAS commercial #561408
(402)<Baintz> Wikipedia is now used like the dictionary, meant to be serious but used to look up dirty words #561572
(185)<stark> hi guys, anyone got a webpage on how ms exchange works? <@normal1> sure <@normal1> <html><title>How MS exchange works</title><head><body> MS EXCHANGE SUCKS ARSE </body></head> <takeaction> normal1: WOW! I think that's the best explination of exchange I have ever seen... #561675
(1786)<Ashley> No, believe me... my job SUCKS. <Ashley> We have to clock out to go to the bathroom. What kind of shit is that? <Robert> The kind you don't get paid for. #561902
(835)<Klaatu> I logged into the admin account in a comp at my uni. <Klaatu> I drew the word "Owned" and set it as the wallpaper. <Hl1> Meh, that's good enough to hang with us. >.> <Klaatu> 1337 :D <Hl1> You just lost your cred. <Klaatu> Aw fux0r. :( <Hl1> And slowly going into the negatives... #561914
(1192)<DJnerate> I saw the epitome of laziness today <DJnerate> there was this family at the mall, they were pretty overweight <DJnerate> they were headed for the escalator but maintenance had shut it down for the day <DJnerate> and the mother exclaims, "Oh no, how are we gonna get down?" <DJnerate> i was laughing my ass off watching them trying to figure it out #561940
(1031)(surfer) we tried to take off a stop sign (Katriel) what did the sign say? (surfer) stop #562130
(572)<thatbox> jpg artifacts are no fun for anyone! <Binjuice> What about jpg archeologists? #562344
(1642)<DarthFoamy> Ah, unstable connections <DarthFoamy> How do I despise thee? <DarthFoamy> Let me count the ways! <DarthFoamy> 1 <DarthFoamy> 2 * DarthFoamy has quit IRC (Quit: Ping timeout) #562582
(1079)<tumnus> i just set my clock the easiest way ever <tumnus> i waited until it was midnight then i plugged it in and left it #562727
(1186)Sui Kiogi Az: you have such a succinct way with words you know RuShKiN AsS: Damn skippy i do RuShKiN AsS: I"m a fuckin magician with words RuShKiN AsS: Ask amy! RuShKiN AsS: Watch... you see the word fuck RuShKiN AsS: I'll cut it in two RuShKiN AsS: FU RuShKiN AsS: CK RuShKiN AsS: Now i will make it disapear Sui Kiogi Az: you're a true wordsmith RuShKiN AsS: RuShKiN AsS: WHERE DID IT GO Sui Kiogi Az: I...don't know ::cries:: RuShKiN AsS: Oh whats that behind your ear... **pulls fuck out** #563043
(142)<ILuvChitlins> listen buddy you had best stop trying to hack people with your script kiddie ways <ILuvChitlins> or someone might get pissed off and ban you from the internet <Arsvith> Remind me again. You know /how/ much about computers? #563331
(1245)<chrisg> is it star wars ep. 2 thats got the litte green guy jumpin about fighting and stuff? <grifferz> what you have just asked, is, to a star wars fan, akin to saying, "so, that bible, is that the one where the beardy guy conjures up a heap of fish?" to a christian #563614
(971)<Fenril> That reminds me, there's a deaf person in one of my classes, and she has a personal sign-language person. <Fenril> And it's really freaking distracting. <Satan> Now there's a job I wouldn't mind having. <Cact> I don't have a beef with the deaf, it's just that they freak me out with their moans and grunts sometimes. <Fenril> I don't either, but it's hard to learn with a person standing 3 feet from you and looking like she's having a sock-puppet fight with herself. #564038
(116)<Obliterat> do you have a fast connection or are you just fast at typing? #564053
(251)fukapuka: im gonna go to my other pc for a bit idolcrash: ooh your other PC? idolcrash: where you talk dirty to me and act like your dad? idolcrash: and I act like some kid in michigan? idolcrash: and if that is your dad please don't tell me #564059
(339)<Mivalekan> the next generation of games will feature not consoles <Mivalekan> but the games only which will only be tiny capsules <Mivalekan> with which you insert into your anus and the game plays in your brain <Mivalekan> MAKE WAY FOR THE FUTURE <Nosnam> So basically, the next generation of games will be an LSD suppository?