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(1025)Threatis I'm trying to figure out what "geek" tattoo I'm getting. khmer Threatis: get <blink> tattooed on your eyelids #549651
(1125)<Velk> I have my school pay phones on my cell contact list <Velk> my friend and I plan to go to New York city and take down as many pay phone numbers as we can <Velk> and single out a person, and every payphone he passes we'll call <Velk> just to creep him out #551813
(2235)Mike: I had a random thought in the shower just before Mike: I think I was still half asleep Mike: if you smacked a kid in the face with a bottle of johnson's no more tears, would it create beautiful irony? Hopper: ROFL #552501
(1083)Keewa: ::buries her head in your shit:: X3 Keewa: ...errr Keewa: shirt* #553209
(811)<timmo> it blows my mind <timmo> that some people want to just be born, grow up, etc just in one place <timmo> and not go out and explore the world <v3dd3r> shutup magellan #553301
(1308)<EvilBlood> i had a crazy dream last night <EvilBlood> my mother barged into my room and started hitting my computer <EvilBlood> i threw her down, and ended up sniffing her pussy through her panties <EvilBlood> weird «@ tanlin999» so what was the dream? <EvilBlood> oh yeah that <EvilBlood> well #553362
(402)<pab> dude, how do you know what condom size to get <pab> I dont want it to be ockward... but I have no idea <pab> is there a way to view webcam over irc? <omnica> .... <omnica> bring the measurements to the pharmicist <pab> it's 2am... <omnica> bring measurements to the 7-11 attendant #553790
(3751)<Victorian_Skunk> Is there a new virus going around? My Windows has suddenly changed to another language! I think it's Croatian. <Dan> You Got Serbed! #553813
(537)<earmuff-man> Yeah the last plane out of Sydney's almost gone <earmuff-man> And it's really got me worried <earmuff-man> I'm goin' nowhere and I'm in a hurry <earmuff-man> And the last plane out of Sydney's almost gone <spinifex> earmuff man can i be an op? <spinifex> just for tonight? <earmuff-man> ok <spinifex> * earmuff-man sets mode: +o spinifex * ChanServ sets mode: +l 12 <earmuff-man> Well the last plane out of Sydney's almost gone * earmuff-man was kicked by spinifex (quit your singing bitch) <spinifex> bahahahhhaa #554294
(519)SuperGiddyup222: I just watched an episode of married with children and ate a TV dinner work it joe: youre living the american dream work it joe: one heartbreaking piece at a time #554631
(1216)<Diamant>I just compleated intercourse with your female parental unit, as they say in the hood. #554632
(742)thejew: omg i just found a memory leak that has existed since the dawn of time PlasmaHH: hm, this would explain why the universe is so big... #554689
(1770)Steve: I was buying condoms for a friend of mine at the beach in a drug store Steve: and I also picked up one of those freezable ice packs cuz I hurt my knee surfing that day Steve: I put both of the items on teh counter Steve: the big black guy behind the counter looks at me and says quite loudly Steve: son, what are you gonna do to that poor girl Steve: this older couple that was checking out looks at me and then hurries out fo the store #554909
(133)<boon> today started out so aweful <boon> I got up early, poured a bowl of cereal, OJ...I was set. Had 45min until I had to leave for work. I thought I'd go downstairs and grab the laundry from the dryer before I started eating <boon> I get to the bottom of the stairs and *slam*...the door to my place closes behind me <boon> SCREWED <Kammo> oh, no! You had to open the door?! #556104
(1545)<themole> I was thinking of quiting my job at target <soapy> you should look into getting a job at goatse <soapy> I heard they have a large opening #556673
(1944)prettykittikat: Im going 2 the club 2night Syric 2005: im going 2 lern 2 tipe 2nite 2 prettykittikat: what? Syric 2005: Exactly #556995
(624)<Rev> my house of 1000 corpses download is done <ix> what a waste of bandwidth <@Volsus> unless that's a sims expansion pack #557489
(879)marksmith101: hello there Le Steph0rz: hi marksmith101: wanna cybur?? Le Steph0rz: sure babe asl marksmith101: 16/m/ca in florida, titusville Le Steph0rz: 29/f/ca Le Steph0rz: holy shit man! marksmith101: oh strip for me babe marksmith101: wat? Le Steph0rz: i think i know u! marksmith101: wtf? Le Steph0rz: oh shit, its me, ur teacher, ms. stephanie brown!! Marksmith101 has logged off. #558075
(1257)<@RaptorIIC> Error: Too many arguments when calling GirlFriend(); #558467
(1520)<Canas> your humor pleases only the children and the dim witted <JackPhantasm> same with your penis #559155
(444)Maxim: My alarm clock software demo expired. Maxim: So I changed the system time by a week, and it worked. Maxim: But I forgot to change the alarm setting accordingly. Maxim: So the alarm didn't go off, and I missed the appointment. Maxim: :-( #560292
(572)SleepyDog Two more generations and you'll be able to fit an iPod in your rectum SleepyDog comfortably #560470
(474)<nick> grah windows just crashed again, unstable crap. <yukito> Windows isn't unstable, it's just spontaneous. #560513
(13)tboz86: okay, so... some guy in new york stabbed a 10 month old baby last night that was just hanging out in her stroller squeamish: was he from New Orleans? tboz86: idk, but who stabs a 10 month old kimono: a mental case on drugs tboz86: seriously, that kid will be scared for life #560540
(494)<anarch> A restaurant in northeastern China that advertised illegal tiger meat dishes was found instead to be selling donkey flesh _ marinated in tiger urine, a newspaper reported Thursday. <anarch> cant wait to go to china! <Landslide> SOUNDS GRRRRREEEAAT