<zephyrlot> Snob who looks down on people
<zephyrlot> Ass-kissing groupie
<zephyrlot> Desperately trying to be friends
<@TJ32> Which is the one that types the least?
<zephyrlot> Snob who looks down on people
<zephyrlot> Ass-kissing groupie
<zephyrlot> Desperately trying to be friends
<@TJ32> Which is the one that types the least?
<Supachikn> interesting occupation
<Goatroper> i waited in the goddamn lobby for like 2 hours
<Goatroper> i was just starting to doze off when they called me back into one of the exam rooms
<Goatroper> so i sit on this chair for like 30 more mins, and then fall asleep
<Goatroper> i wake up and have no idea what time it is or how long i've been waiting
<Goatroper> so 20 minutes later after I finished reading the Hispanic Business Weekly
<Goatroper> I start diggin through the drawers in the exam table and his desk drawer
<Goatroper> i find some hypos and don't touch them, some dressing gowns, and then i get to the drawer marked "OB/GYN"
<Goatroper> i open it up, take a peeky-peek inside, and what do I see? Speculums and rectal dilators.
<Goatroper> At this point I'm in his desk rolly-chair
<Goatroper> with about 40 rubber gloves in my pockets for later use
<Goatroper> so I grab a speculum in each hand
<Goatroper> and start making them sing and talk like little ducks
<Goatroper> i was rooting around for a sharpie and couldn't find one
<Goatroper> so i put them down and did my glove-trick
<Goatroper> i stretched a rubber glove over my head and blew it up
<Goatroper> then i grabbbed the speculums and started spinning around in his chair
<Goatroper> glove inflated on my head the size of two basketballs
<Goatroper> speculum in each hand
<Goatroper> spinning in his office chair
<Goatroper> i hear footsteps and as i'm extending my legs to slow down, the door opens
<Goatroper> the doctor is standing there with my chart in his hand
<kr0nus> omg
<Goatroper> i stopped spinning and just sat there, looking at him through the thin film of the glove
<Goatroper> he was like "Corey.....?"
<Goatroper> I said "Yep."
<Goatroper> held up the speculums.
<Goatroper> said, "I got bored."
<Goatroper> and he was like "That's quite a trick with those gloves. Where did you learn that?"
<Goatroper> I said "Many doctor's offices in many states."
<Goatroper> He was like "You want to take some with you?" as I got up
<Goatroper> I pulled the wad out of my pocket and said "Already did."
<Goatroper> then I walked out and i heard him laughing like a goddamn maniac as soon as the door was closed
<Goatroper> then the other day i go in again rofl and he just hands me a brand new unopened box of 100 gloves
<Goatroper> i was gonna ask for some speculums just to fuck with him but I was afraid he'd give me some
<~Osiris> -OperServ- Access Denied - Your NetAdmin is not a dumbfuck
[+Bobthefish] just close your eyes
[+Bobthefish] actually don't, you might grab something you don't want to
[@SnowPhaal] I couldn't cross swords with another man, not even by accident.
[@SnowPhaal] It'd be like Ghostbusters..."Don't Cross The Streams!"
<Nico> You know those oh so hilarious Bash quotes where someone's something is on fire, and they run on to IRC to tell everyone. I just decided to put the fire out before coming on to tell my friends. Let this be a lesson to those whose homes burnt down in the space of an irc convo.
<@mitchn> It comes with a toilet and a fifth of tequila
<Mordeth> is cannabis legal in your country?
<Hunchback> nope
<Mordeth> balls!
<Mordeth> is it widely available?
<Hunchback> yes
<Mordeth> great
<Mordeth> see you next thursday
<Pramma> hey you guys, do you think jesus would use bittorrent or ed2k?
exeblah: ok
exeblah: um
SherbyCool: tuesday the world ends
exeblah: wednesday?
<pantherqs> so
<pantherqs> i got raided
<pantherqs> mad leet.
<Thazul> as in raid0, or as in swat?
<pantherqs> as in
<pantherqs> my shop got raided. geek.
comf0rtabiynumb: I'd jump someone in an alley.
comf0rtabiynumb: Get ready to beat them with a bat, and then say, "Are you scared? You shouldnt be! Youre on scare tactics! Haha! your friend set you up!"
comf0rtabiynumb: And then, when they start laughing and their guard is down BAAM! Beat the fuck out of them and take their wallet
<@drwiii> and i bring my DS along.
<@drwiii> then we go to this chinese restaurant.
<@drwiii> and as ecbc's coming back from the restroom, he's like "dude did that
kid steal your gameboy?"
<@drwiii> there was some kid at another table fucking around with PictoChat on
his own DS
<@drwiii> so i changed the nickname on mine, found the room he was in, and
scribbled "What you just ate wasn't chicken." and sent it
<@drwiii> and like 10 seconds later i hear over my shoulder "EWWWW!"
<@drwiii> apparently he showed it to his mom
<@drwiii> i powered mine down and kept on eating.
<@drwiii> that was the best thing EVER.
<secks> You can try walking up to her and pushing the use key
<`naut> What's Nigeria?
<AcidX> .poor
<Ch0|sen> WHY CAN'T THESE BUXOM BI CHICKS LOVE ME AS I AM INSTEAD OF THE 20 YEAR OLD BLONDE COLLEGE STUDENT I PORTRAY ON THE INTERNET
<hoLy> my friend is giving me a tattoo with a bic pen and a knife right now
<hoLy> hurts so much but he almost finished
<hoLy> Hes finishing up the I in SATIN
<Ruff> ...
<hoLy> Yeah, so it'll say HAIL SATIN
<hoLy> This is gonnna be awesome
<swampi^^> The title was bukkake ass pussy young lolita swallow cum eat meat shit piss drink old babe anal double veginal fuck tits breasts dick monster cock grannie german britney spears.jpg
<el-el_cul_jay> ...
<swampi^^> turned out to be a smiley face
<el-el_cul_jay> rofl
<burrahobbit> i dont know where you got that idea from but it is wrong
<Jered> "must be at least this thin to eat"
Veronica5050: ow
Veronica5050: just ow
Veronica5050: owowowowowowowowow
<ereque> whats up with her?
<altemark> ereque: she managed to dig herself up