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(374)<lou> remember, as long as our balls don't touch it's not GAY #446814
(313)<FuRiOuS1> how bout a place where u can post something u need, like an answer to a question, or something, anything. this will all be categorized. ppl can post replies <FuRiOuS1> help eachother <braindancer> newsgroups? <braindancer> forums? <FuRiOuS1> fuck #446861
(961)<MikeH> hey nirgle, since youve worked with php and im guessing have done a bit with sessions, whats the easiest way to keep track of multiple form entries spaced out among multiple pages, and then at the end when all is said and done, write said form entries to a text file ? <nirgle> hmm, i'll think about it in the shower <nirgle> brb --time passes-- <nirgle> i lost my train of thought in the shower <nirgle> and was thinking about lawn gnomes <nirgle> sorry #446884
(574)<Zeroblitzt> My seat at the Rush concert sucked :( <TheDarthster> was it at the front? #446931
(2677)<tHiSiSbOb> I just lost a friend... He got into a car accident... Young people can die too. I just played starcraft with him the other day.... <black_mage_s> Well, there is always the single player campaign. #447149
(2502)spE4Ce pREtZEL01: how do I end up being a therapist for all my old gfs OMGIMJ4KE: comes with the territory OMGIMJ4KE: same thing happened with mine spE4Ce pREtZEL01: not that I mind, I love 'em all spE4Ce pREtZEL01: collect 'em, trade 'em, show 'em to your friends OMGIMJ4KE: gotta catch em all spE4Ce pREtZEL01: Wendymon, I choose you! Bipolar attack! OMGIMJ4KE: "Im happy! Now im sad!" OMGIMJ4KE: Monster is confused! #447150
(802)<SupaShaD> i hate it when people invite me to eat dinner at their house <SupaShaD> cuz then i have to act all polite and shit <SupaShaD> when all i really wanna do is eat the food and then go fuck their daughter #447190
(1181)<f|ywork> 1 of our students has got himself in a spot of bother. He booked out a dv cam and a firewire hard drive from the helpdesk, then videoed some chick giving him head and forgot to delete it from the hd when he returned it <TBBwork> do u have a copy of this video? <f|ywork> it's rendering in premiere as we speak #447245
(282)<ik0n:#2600> It doesn't take much more then a bored college student, and an ounce of pot to spawn a new warez network. #447278
(859)<[UCR]FYZZIX> CAPS LOCK: ITS LIKE THE CRUISE CONTROL FOR AWESOME #447304
(761)David> Mexicans are some hardworking motherfuckers. David> This area LOVES mexicans. David> Because of all the farms and such around here. David> Particularly the mushroom farms. David> It's hard to find workers for such places David> But those fuckers could put together a house in a few hours if they'd never picked up a hammer before David> As opposed to white people David> Who would think about it for a few seconds David> Then call the contractor David> Who would assign a foreman David> Who would hire mexicans to do it #447374
(1060)<Jay 2 da K> no ill probably just get it for christmas <cyberkk21> hah you jesus boy <Jay 2 da K> what are you getting for ramadan, besides hungry #447397
(428)<@ping> my ex was Mennonite <@ping> well, is <Xolution> What the hell does being from Minnesota have to do with anything? <@ping> are you really that stupid? #447416
(556)Gamerman2601: (>^_(>O.o)> HOMOSEXUAL KIRBY Gamerman2601: :D Gamerman2601: lol Hachi: XD Gamerman2601: (>^_(>^_(>O_o) THREESOME! Hachi: oh god Gamerman2601: :D Gamerman2601: (>^-^)> ~~ (>^-^)> ~~ <(;;o_o;;)> ~~ <(^_^<) ~~ <(^_^<) KIRBY BUKKAKE! Hachi: XD] #447426
(776)<Whiffles> Quit thinking!! <God> I'm sorry. *becomes christian* #447513
(135)<Aryk> i need to make a shirt.... "You're so much sexier when you just SHUT UP!" #447542
(614)<PuddleDuck> God damn it times have changed <PuddleDuck> ah, there was once a time when we were called secret admirers <PuddleDuck> but now we are just called stalkers :( #447564
(206)<Tinted_Green> "oh lord who is idling in #heaven, 1337 be your skillz" #447571
(573)< RichiH> so, there was this big "companies tell you how great they are" day, today. to make sure people went from stand to stand, you had to pick up small stickers, put them on a A4 sheet and if you collected all of them, filled out your name, et al, you had a chance to win a kickass laptop < RichiH> when it was time for the drawing, the roon was packed. i would guess about 1000 people, a bit more, perhaps.. < RichiH> they draw the winner and someone i personally can not stand wins the laptop < RichiH> he walks down to the laptop and is happy as a clam. he needs to show his student id so they know he really does study here * RichiH hears needle drop, everyone is listening to me. badger badger badger < asg> yes < asg> :) < Phated> Go on. < RichiH> so anyway, that guy mentions the id is from last semester. the other guy says that should not be too much of a problem and asks the room about it. not really serious, just a side pun < RichiH> about 1000 voices shout "NO!" at the same time < RichiH> guy is sent back, another one is drawn, show over < RichiH> we were laughing so hard.. :) #447591
(2371)<KK> Anyone here speak Spanish? <ste> i do <KK> Shut up. You can't even speak English. <ste> thats cuz i spanish #447596
(753)<@topsoil> The College Jeopardy winner wagered $1,337 in Final Jeopardy... seems more like the geek hero to me :) <@topsoil> I was hoping he'd come back and lose and then Alex would be like, "Sorry to say this...but you wagered $1337 and lost, which now means, *holds up sign* 'j00 4r3 n0t 1337.'" <@topsoil> Either that or Alex would just look at him and say, "pwn3d". #447663
(735)<WarrioR> The Weakest Link) is fascinating program. They ask a bunch of people questions and they keep getting rid of the dumbest person, so just the smartest person is left. It is kind of the opposite way we elect a president. #447745
(755)<+Aegis> fried chicken and malt liquor <+Onic> what you using fried chicken and malt liquor for other than the obvious Aegis <+Aegis> bait <+Aegis> my TV was stolen #447757
(542)[+MrCow] linux=allah [+MrCow] people like it but are scared to say it [+MrCow] then you get the random people [+MrCow] who run in with bombs screaming LINNUXXXXXXX WINDOWS SUCKS LINNUXXXXXXX #447828
(1846)NgOs_WiLL: how many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? NgOs_WiLL: One to change it and fifteen to form a support group! E30SupeR: it's a trick question - feminists can't change anything.