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#445381 (353)

<PetrDoubt> By the way, you misspelled "B4s74rd."
<B4s73rd> no way
<PetrDoubt> way
<PetrDoubt> It's easy to spell if you remember it has "74rd" in it.

#445388 (660)

<F7> nifty
<F7> its nice to have a working laptop again
<F7> now i can be unproductive anywhere

#445396 (473)

[ Stryker ) OMGZ ASLZ
[ Stryker ) ^_^
[ AnFguy   ) omg like
[ AnFguy   ) 14/f/naked
[ Stryker ) omg like
[ Stryker ) 13/f/OMG
[ Stryker ) w/ pix ^_^
[ AnFguy   ) pix u say>
[ AnFguy   ) we should do tradsies
[ Stryker ) omgz you have piz too?!?!
[ Stryker ) HERE_THEY_ARE_JPG.EXE

#445431 (202)

<FireCat> Hmm, just wondered if using Windows, IIS, Mysql, and PHP would be called a WiMP platform :)
<modn> roflmfao

#445438 (253)

<diegost> omfg lol
<diegost> i tried to change my gmail pass to "boobies" and it went like...
<diegost> "please use another password, the one you hv just entered is very used on the internet" ^^

#445447 (444)

<Patrick`> holy crap, I'm 20 on wednesday
<Patrick`> I'd better get pregnant in the next 5 days or I'll miss out on the best part of being a teen

#445469 (350)

NipokNek: I can tell it's christmas time cause my p2p programs are serving more xmas music and less porn. :D

#445492 (1387)

<redbud> so i was sitting there listening to some ska with your girlfriend
<redbud> then all of a sudden she started making sexual advances towards me
<Micah> wait a second
<Micah> nobody listens to ska

#445539 (397)

#445639 (943)

<deltabravo> ughh, this beer is terrible.
<deltabravo> it's a bad sign when the beer company isn't running any sweepstakes, yet all the lids
say 'SORRY' underneath them :<

#446067 (1384)

<MaxPowers87> ( SUN ) o o o<-Earth o ( ) -(-)- o o .

#446104 (428)

<Flatland> turducken should not exist
<Anomaly> Eh?
<Flatland> a duck stuffed inside a chicken stuffed inside a turkey
<Flatland> the ultimate example of our domination of the animal kingdom

#446107 (372)

(Cap`nRoy) I hate salt
(Cap`nRoy) but I am the saltiest of the sea-dogs
(KaLdAiS712) If you were to lick Cap`nRoy, you would die of salt.
(KaLdAiS712) Also several venerial diseases.

#446122 (446)

<MessedRocker> In Hawai'i, the age [of concent] is 14
<Anakha> brb hawaii

#446273 (226)

<Joghurt^> hell yeah i want some lego porn

#446297 (161)

<%TTK> How would I start overclocking
<mikeszewil> don't know
<+Fizban30> first
<+Fizban30> open the box
<+Fizban30> make sure its on
<+Fizban30> and stick a knife in random spots
<+Fizban30> when you feel the zap your done

#446305 (396)

<CrazyHarij> But stuff like that messes up your mind.. try imagining what really is outside the universe and stuff like that.. or what happened before big bang / the creation, and before that and before that
<BadHat> yeah, and where the fuck the remote's at

#446388 (641)

(+teh|irc) infact the smartest thing that came out of her mouth was my dick

#446427 (361)

<Thanatos> Let me touch your bountiful lips once more ere I plonge into the emptyness that the world is without your touch
<Musashi> translation: suck me, woman

#446429 (949)

<Gladiator> Jesus christ, my mom is so fucking stupid
<Gladiator> She was complaining to me about how "all the french stereotype us"

#446471 (289)

<The_Fallen> He, two years ago we were at the computer lab and my friends, a dumbass farmer, wrote in the adress bar : "I wanna see a website about car, please, thanks alot"
<The_Fallen> Oh, My, Fucking, God.

#446593 (748)

<Wafflehaus> Name someone not involved in politics
<@Baldfresh> george bush

#446630 (377)

<Invictus> Which professions are you getting?
<Shadow> huh?
<Invictus> I told you to read the manual. =p
<Shadow> I got drunk instead.

#446714 (1200)

<inertia> i was looking up russian shirts on ebay
<inertia> my lithuanian friend has gotten lots of marxist/socialist stuff off of there
<inertia> they sell red beach towels with a yellow insignia of the sickle and hammer for like 20 bucks
<inertia> i might buy one
<Bl1tz> lol
<Bl1tz> that is sweet
<Bl1tz> although painfully ironic
<inertia> how??
<Bl1tz> paying 20$ for a towel that has a symbol of everything that was wrong with paying 20$ for a towel

#446742 (-951)

<Dee> A man walked along and saw a ladder going up into the heavens
<Dee> he climbed up a ladder and saw an ugly woman
<Dee> the woman said: 'Take me now or climb the ladder to success'
<Dee> the man got freaked out and started climbing the ladder frantically
<Dee> on the next level, he saw a plain looking woman
<Dee> the woman said: 'Take me now or climb the ladder to success'
<Dee> seeing a pattern here, the man climbs the ladder again
<Dee> on the next ladder, he saw a really hot woman, very beautiful and sexy
<Dee> the woman said: 'Take me now or climb the ladder to success'
<Dee> the man is tempted, but thinks, 'If the woman is hot here, imagine what it would be like in the next level!' and he climbs the ladder
<Dee> on that level there was this fat ugly hell's angel, with a fucking long beard, piercings and decorated with tattoos
<Dee> the man screamed "who the fuck are you?!"
<Dee> the hell's angel said "i am cess"