#444349 (495)
<FriedGold> Gentlemen... welcome to recursion club.  The first rule is: you do not talk about recursion club.  The next rule is: see first rule.
#444394 (931)
<kai> dwi
<pancakguy> dealing with intent?
<Nosnam> lol, dealing with intent?
<Nosnam> Is it possible to deal without intent? SHIT OFFICER, I ACCIDENTLY SOLD SOME POT
#444453 (1239)
ProfessorOhki: oh, ud get a kick out of this
ProfessorOhki: cisco guy came to talk to my class
ProfessorOhki: (lecture hall)
thepieisabomb: ya
ProfessorOhki: and he goes "i ask this ever year out of curiosity, who has the most media collected and served?"
ProfessorOhki: no one wants to raise hands
ProfessorOhki: one guy rasies his hand
ProfessorOhki: "how many gigs of media do you have shared?"
ProfessorOhki: guy: "about 3.6 terrabytes"
ProfessorOhki: i swear the cisco guys heart stopped for a sec
#444459 (316)
Americanyankee: True or False? I have a really big penis... who ever gets the right answer gets 500gil
Cookiemonster: False
Ziegfried: false
Tyechmo: haha looks like your out 1000 gil
#444482 (1295)
<Justin> I just thought of a great game.
<Justin> A bunch of men stand naked in a room, facing a TV
<Justin> Gay porn is played.
<Justin> IF you get an erection, you're out of the game.
<Justin> And the last guy without an erection wins.
<Justin> "Last Man not Standing"
#444533 (895)
yancan c o o k: im sry man..
yancan c o o k: if u ever need someone
yancan c o o k: u know
yancan c o o k: a shoulder to cry on
yancan c o o k: or like
yancan c o o k: someone to talk to
yancan c o o k: then
yancan c o o k: go fuck urself
yancan c o o k: cuz thats not me
#444547 (618)
<LAWN|batman[sAs]> the department of homeland security is making a mockery of the starfleet alert system.
#444656 (808)
<Cedlind> god damn its snowing outside..
<Amnesia> no it's not
<Cedlind> soo.. all this white stuff I got all over me is?
<Cedlind> crap.. shouldn't have said that..
#444712 (214)
<`Sesshomaru> can i have a bullet
<CH> only if it comes out the muzzle
#444728 (433)
< quinn> There are three R's to windows tech support: "Restart, Reboot, Reinstall"
#444750 (796)
<Ninja>  What if on the next smash there was online gameplay and for every bodies colors they could have different moves
<TestRider>  What if a op barged in here and banned your ass?
<Ninja>  oh really and who are you?
<@McFox>  Apparently he's a psychic.
#444791 (91)
Muddin: but in criminal law we were talking about the people who have to stick they're hands up peoples ass's and search for drugs
Cancel: Well I guess you could just say its a shitty job
#444814 (285)
<@Seth> *** How to Create a Religion in 4 easy steps ***
<@Seth> Step 1: Create "god", "evil" and "theories"
<@Seth> Step 2: Write book (should take about a page)
<@Seth> Step 3: Layer on the bullshit (should now be ~1000 pages)
<@Seth> Step 4: Publish and wait for the suckers
#444838 (1079)
<joel`> Penguins are the only fish that can fly
#444901 (508)
Sam Stone:  Blade walk into your parents bedroom totally naked and covered in wesson oil and weilding a knife. Scream at the top of your lungs "YOU JUST STAY RIGHT IN THE FUCKING BED OR I'LL CUT IT~!!!!" then grab your man hammer in a death grip in shake it at your mom. Whatever she says next, make a quick downward stab while screaming but don't stab yourself in the penis for real. Then shuffle over to mom and say "Just kidding mom, happy easter!" and walk back to your room
#444942 (483)
<Colby> Some people are like Slinkys. They don't really do anything, but it's still funny when one of them takes a tumble down the stairs.
#444956 (678)
Julliana`: I live in LA. Girls like to say "I'm not religious but I'm spiritual." I like to reply "I'm not honest but you're interesting."
#444977 (451)
<@MajorKong> man, it is quiet in here....
<@MajorKong> either you are all asleep in anticipation of tomorrow's feasting.....
<@MajorKong> or I seriously need to buy stock in kleenex.
#444998 (1423)
<Phil> i wish my girlfriend was into DDR
<knuck> i wish my girlfriend didnt end in .jpg
#444999 (680)
<conVict> omg my older bro is a bastard
<conVict> it's mum's birthday, and he set up a treasure hunt for her to find her gift
<conVict> she went all aroudn the house. up and down the stairs
<conVict> finally found the final clue
<maxi> lol
<conVict> it was a picture of goatse
<maxi> ROFL!!!!
<conVict> mum started crying
<conVict> he got banned from the comp for a month
#445124 (226)
<Ark> whats burnt to a crisp and sits at the top of a staircase?
<Mattyoo> ???
<leoN> wha?
<Ark> christopher reeves in a house fire
<leoN> dude that is not cool
#445227 (1067)
<feste_> I had a traditional thanks giving..invited the neighbors over for dinner..then killed them and took their land!!
#445230 (382)
<CrazyMAC> i wish i liked whiskey
<CrazyMAC> then i could drink it and stop shaving and look tough
#445322 (225)
<Auratus> I'm making fun of you because I can
<DeepSeaFishin> Well its thanksgiving
<DeepSeaFishin> and we should be giving thanks to each other
<Auratus> I give thanks for the fact that i can make fun of you over the internet
#445348 (996)
<Stapler[BTEG]>  When British police conducted a drug raid during a party at Keith Richards' Redlands estate in 1967, they found Mick Jagger eating a Mars bar out of Marianne Faithfull's vagina.
<Stapler[BTEG]> FALSE
<Fortyseven[BTEG]> Who hasn't done that?
<Fortyseven[BTEG]> Oh.
<Tristan> It was a snickers.
<indigoflo> i heard thats how you catch genital hersheys