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(374)<@Weirdbot> Question 11 of 12: Where is it illegal for chickens to cross the street? <+Evil_Chipmunk> crawford, texas <+Evil_Chipmunk> ... <+Evil_Chipmunk> aw, why not... everything else that's come out of there has been retarded. #427792
(8631)<@Terror> "It's easy to forget what a sin is in the middle of a battlefield." <@cky> opposite over hypotenuse <@cky> dipshit #428214
(272)({emily}): ACK! Amazon.com's gold box offer today contains CSE Natural Menopause Relief ({emily}): wtf?! (Gwydion-): O.o ({emily}): then deodorant ({emily}): so I'm smelly and old. lovely. ({emily}): and oooh, a yoga mat. ({emily}): smelly, old, and out-of-shape ({emily}): where do I put in my credit card number? #428391
(301)<Saaj> gah! shit my ears are blocked :/ <^xexeh> swallow <Saaj> swallow what? #428416
(410)<MO-Pantsu> dentist gave me a temp crown and a HUGE lump of filling to hold it on. now I can feel the pain starting as the painkiller wears off and my jaw don't sit straight. In fact the temp crown is like sharp and shitty and I could bite my tongue off with it. <karaipantsu> Why? Linkin Park's music is awesome. Their Lyrics leave a lot to be desired, but I don't put much stock in lyrics <Cidsa> yeah <Cidsa> i like the music a lot <Cidsa> the guitar <karaipantsu> I like their reliance on more non-rock related instruments. <karaipantsu> Like Pro audio and piano <Cidsa> yea <Chimerasame> i just got my conversations crossed <Chimerasame> i'm like "what the how does dentistry involve Pro audio" <Chimerasame> i guess they can blast your plaque off with sound <Cidsa> yeah <Cidsa> they use a air blaster thing too * MO-Pantsu whimpers <Chimerasame> <dentist> "CRAAAAAAAAAWLING IN MY SKIIIIIIIIIIN" <tartar> well fuck this, i'm leaving #428429
(471)[ Parroflex ] I have a badass hangover. [ @Ashley ] Don't drink so much next time. [ Parroflex ] Thank you for that, Ashley. [ Parroflex ] Ow. [ @Ashley ] You're very much welcomed. [ @David ] Have a few shots to numb the pain [ Parroflex ] Thank you for that entirely unhelpful advice, David. [ @David ] You won't feel any pain with no head. [ Parroflex ] Owowow. There is a medieval re-enactment going on inside my head. [ Parroflex ] Fat geeks with cardboard armour are arguing about what type of swords they'd have had back then. #428467
(1004)<Dubious|Laptop> gotta go give a training session on Cisco. lates. <{pdX}aldawg> isn't cisco a form of oil they sell at supermarkets <Dubious|Laptop> thats Crisco. Its not often that you find someone who is both technology and culinary-impaired, but you have shattered that paradigm. * {pdX}aldawg has quit IRC (Quit: ) #428468
(1769)<M[at]> know what I hate? <M[at]> when you download shrek 2, and find its in german <M[at]> then download it again and get it in french <M[at]> then download it again and finding its a different film <M[at]> then do you know whats worse? <M[at]> when you download debbie does dallas <M[at]> and get the english version of shrek 2 :( #428535
(863)<Asmodai> I spy with my little eye something beginning with ([a-zA-Z0-9].*) #428566
(1932)<peer> Bad timing is when you are running late and you get all the red lights <+FyreDaug> Nah, bad timing is what happened yesterday <+FyreDaug> One of my girl friends was over and she asked me to do something and I was doing something on my computer already so I said "just gimmie another sec" <+FyreDaug> and shes like "aw cmon I've given you lots of secs already!" <+FyreDaug> as my mom was walking upstairs where the computer room is. She just looked at me funny and walked away #428609
(1106)<WDeranged> i just had a chickhan dinnhar and 4 hours of entertainment brought to me <WDeranged> sometimes life is nice <patrick``> macdonalds happy meal with a free toy? #428625
(-94)<eviltown103> one time my friend was having ass sex wiht his gf in the living room <eviltown103> and when they were done....she dropped one on the carpet <eviltown103> then his parents came home <eviltown103> it ant biog <eviltown103> just a little thing <eviltown103> but <eviltown103> they ran out leaving it there <eviltown103> when the parents c it <eviltown103> they take the dog to the vet and put it to sleep <STLFX0> LMFAOROFL #428656
(2958)<Rostam> 1 in 4 girls has problems with incest at home <Rostam> that sickened me <Shrap|Wal> the others 3 are fine with it ? #428662
(1645)(*)Embers(*): should i ask jonny this--- (*)Embers(*): ok so i know we haven't known each other for long and I really shouldn't be asking you for this..... but I want it so bad don't get me wrong it's just that I haven't had it for a long time I could already feel it going in so hard and coming out so soft and wet. No one has to know about this, I'm desperate, but your help can be very grateful!!! (*)Embers(*): you must think I have a lot of nerve asking you for this but I can feel my tongue around it sucking all the juice out until there no more left, this has been on my mind all day long and I hope I'm not being forward but.... can I have a piece of gum? Sarah: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA #428688
(846)Arteryman92089: does Wyoming have a baseball team? MoocluckRULES: wait, people live in wyoming? Arteryman92089: thats the thing. im not sure #428713
(168)[Filefront|Juice] the french version of halo 2's campaign mode is only 1 minute long. Master chief lands on the earth and the covenent surrender #428807
(2316)Safia: your just sittin there watching me? Sean: No I have creepy music playing too #429102
(653)[Lex_Talion] if the english language was good enough for our lord jesus christ, then it should be good enough for everybody else! #429250
(833)<Davus> Earth - The only place people that don't use condoms use computer anti-virus software. <Davus> Ah, the priorities. #429301
(896)<Baybee_Gurl> that wuz so awesome last night <Baybee_Gurl> i had a great time <SiCkNeSsS> says: yea... me too <Baybee_Gurl> if you're interested i'm willing to do it again ;) <SiCkNeSsS> mm hmm <Baybee_Gurl> yea <Baybee_Gurl> ... <Baybee_Gurl> is something bothering you? <Baybee_Gurl> because your acting weird <SiCkNeSsS> it's nothing <Baybee_Gurl> tell me <SiCkNeSsS> dont worry 'bout it <Baybee_Gurl> tell me plz <Baybee_Gurl> plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz <Baybee_Gurl> ......... <Baybee_Gurl> come on just tell me <Baybee_Gurl> i wont care <SiCkNeSsS> fine if you put it that way <Baybee_Gurl> okay so tell me!! <SiCkNeSsS> if you fucking get pregnant i am so dumping your ass <Baybee_Gurl> ..... #429307
(2362)KabeDerlin05: Bring it on. I have a level 19 Weapon Master that can kick your ass KradenTalcaria: ... KradenTalcaria: brb KabeDerlin05: Yeah that's right! Run Away! Just like your mother did when she saw my huge dick! Auto response from KradenTalcaria: Mom's using the computer. Be back in a few. #429313
(1866)<Dharkbayne> Reverse Jesus is created when you masturbate in the bath and your sister falls pregnant by then bathing in the same water. <Dharkbayne> Reverse Jesus would blind and cripple random people. And give them leprosy. <Dharkbayne> Reverse Jesus crucified the entire Roman Empire. <Dharkbayne> Reverse Jesus makes you die for his sins. <Dharkbayne> Reverse Jesus can sink in water. <Dharkbayne> Reverse Jesus can turn wine into water. <Dharkbayne> Reverse Jesus dares you to stone whores if you're sinner. <Dharkbayne> He was born in a cave on Easter and was killed in a shootout on Christmas eve when three kings finally tracked him down for outstanding debts of gold and spices. #429355
(69)<rich3> freebasing is when you don't wear underwear, right? #429582
(822)<Ale> they are closing down both streets that access my house (I live on a city street conrer) <Apaul> You live on a street corner? <Apaul> Work there too? :) <Ale> Yes, I do <Ale> shit