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(1658)<Cyb> heh this guy I knew in high school forgot to write an english paper until like the day before it was due and it was supposed to be a work of fiction a couple pages long <Cyb> so he wrote down the half-life sp story <Cyb> and stretched it out as much as he could <Cyb> and got an A #420439
(377)<@Casper> Girl from work and I went to the pool hall <@Casper> I asked her if she wanted to start talking <@Casper> She said we would talk about it tomorrow <@Casper> She has a nice looking sister too <@cypher> start talking about what? <@Casper> going out <@cypher> people _plan_ relationship status? <Vehementi> not only do they plan relationship status, they plan *talking* about relationship status. <Vehementi> later in the relationship this is more commonly known as the "Let's talk about our relationship" trap <@cypher> Vehementi: <3 <sh> $relationship->discuss(); <sh> new Relationship; #420517
(650)<Managore> Heh.. All I ever drink is cock and fanta. <Managore> FUCK <Apocalypse> !!!ROFLMAO!!! ..Freudian slip eh?? <Managore> NO <Managore> FUCK <Managore> SHIT <Managore> FUCK <Managore> FUCK #420589
(2106)<@dawoker> my manager dropped by and told me to stop using things like "my president is an assclown" in string testing for some of our code. #420634
(410)<SnowBlind> We need to get that professor who mutated Oranges to have THC, so that Bacon has THC. <^goat^> mmmmm potbacon <SnowBlind> GET HIGH WHILE YOU FRY! <LynchHung> lol <SnowBlind> We'll call it JAMAICAN BACON! <Gazoo> Oranges have THC? #420685
(2320)<tadpoleofdeath> Why do so many math majors confuse Halloween and Christmas? <elfking> why? <tadpoleofdeath> Because Oct 31 is Dec 25 #420839
(2020)<Siege>: Omg theres this really hot girl at my school. <WarHawk>: Aww. Siegebear is in wuv. <Siege>:Everytime she smiles i wanna cum all over her face. <WarHawk>: Whoa #420855
(9340)gentoogod: omg dude gentoogod: today i might the stupidest 3 people i ever met gentoogod: thier 3 brains combined couldnt solve the dilemma they faced today siral21: what was it gentoogod: ok before i say this gentoogod: 100% true, not one second of a lie gentoogod: this lady went into mcdonalds today and ordered a big mac for her gentoogod: and ordered 2 mcgrittles one for each kid. one had bacon one without gentoogod: her sons are around 18 or 19 so not infants gentoogod: she went to the counter furious cause the son that wanted bacon has no bacon on his and the one that didnt want bacon has bacon on his gentoogod: i fell on the floor beside her and couldnt stop laughing gentoogod: so i finally stood up and asked her to repeat, thinking maybe shes drunk gentoogod: i swear to god she looked at me straight faced and repeated it. and her 2 sons were beside her mad that they didnt get the order they wanted #420926
(1279)<WooWoo> i was walking through goodwill with my daughter to look for costume ideas and there was this stuffed trout adn i gave it to her, adn literally, she smacked me with it and laughed <WooWoo> and i'm like. <WooWoo> omfg <WooWoo> she just trout slapped me <WooWoo> wtf <WooWoo> she's not on irc <WooWoo> it was all big too <WooWoo> like 3 feet long #420954
(308)<JonnyCash> man i was having this bad dream about driving piss drunk but then i woke up from it <JonnyCash> well i had to because the light turned green #420967
(751)<whitay> i just wanna kill mysql <whitay> myself* <heaika> that's an odd warning.. <whitay> mmm stupid reflex typing #421080
(744)<seekm> this was a call someone had that i was helping them with <seekm> "is you caps lock key on?" <seekm> "i think so, the keyboard is in all capital letters" #421163
(919)< [Syntax]> woah, I just cracked open my fortune cookie and it was dead on.. < Feenyx> how so? < jonnyv> "you will eat a cookie"? #421385
(2107)<SKS> Hey, type lana backwards. <LadyGrace> SKS, anal? <SKS> Yes, please. <WhoaOutOfControl> Hey SKS, type cips backwards. <SKS> spic * SKS was kicked by Anubis- (Racist language detected (4 hour ban) -- (207 served)) <WhoaOutOfControl> Teehee <rancid_alan> What an ass. #421516
(1398)<konfuzed> i'm at this lan party... <konfuzed> most of the others are downstairs, drinking. <konfuzed> now they've all got goatse as their background image. #421526
(-49)<r0y_g3rb1l> police stations are clubs for thick-skulled short dicked racist gun-nuts that took every civil-ass test they could because no one else hires people that put "former nigger beater" on their resume. #421528
(811)<GaronSemi> The media players of the future will -kill you- if you associate their filetypes with another program. #421551
(166)<LegCow> he's about as funny as aids <`Sage> HAHA AIDS! HAHAHHA! <`Sage> LOOK AT THAT CUNT DIE! HAHAHA <`Sage> HEY! HOWS YOUR IMUNE SYSTEM? OH? DONT HAVE ONE? HAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHA #421559
(85)<TorpedoDog> well whats your take on the whole refugee bit then? <MalcomX> sailings not the fastest way to get places #421667
(2117)<adidasdood> anyone smallville 403 yet? <spacerat> verbs, dude, verbs <spacerat> that sentence clearly requires a verb #421788
(1267)*** DickHead5 was kicked by TJ32 (3.80265176 × 10^-09 millenia long ban. (394 Served.)) TJ32 sets mode: +b *!*java@*.cos2.cable.ntl.com <@DrLavaGoddess> LMAO <@DrLavaGoddess> Now that's funny <WhoaOutOfControl> Haha <WhoaOutOfControl> how long is that ban <@TJ32> 2 minutes. #421793
(-164)<Casualty-> i did weed once, fuck that shit <Casualty-> and pot once <CAL-bf|Russ> Weed was amazing <eI|Katie> casualty... <eI|Katie> weed = pot * emolithic|Icon_class has joined #gxl <Casualty-> err <Casualty-> not pot <Casualty-> cocaine <Meta474> hahaha <Meta474> Nerd. #421829
(301)<d-dog> know any thing that stops acne oh great kurty <kurty> uh yeah <kurty> finishing puberty #422419
(1455)<leif> well I used to go to a "special" school for troubled kids, so our classes were really easy and pretty dumb. One of them was "work study" and I remember one day a few kids were playing jenga on the main "study" table, and i got the most exellent idea to grab a small model plane from the teachers desk, throw it at the blocks, then after they fell over I shouted " HEY GUESS WHO I AM?!?!".... <leif> That's why i'm home schooled now :-( #422720
(779)<RedLeader> So you like ju-jitsu tonight? <Cigz> Yea, it was fun but I prefer my judo <RedLeader> why, you think all of that throwing people around is cooler? <Cigz> Ya damn right, the laddies love that stuff <RedLeader> ... <Cigz> shit, LADIES <RedLeader> ba HAHAHAHAHAHAHA <Cigz> look, let's just keep this our little secret, alright? <RedLeader> Sure dude, don't worry about it ;) <Cigz> you bastard....