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(719)mojo: oh my god that was the greatest ever mojo: UPS guy was at my door delivering some stuff to me mojo: and this guy from across the street was on the sidewalk talking to him about a cell phone delivery or some nonsense mojo: and the UPS guy says "crazy foreigner from across the street keeps bothering me, i don't even think he has a house" mojo: "he probably drives a taxi because he can't get a real job" mojo: and i smiled at him and said "yea. nothing at all like driving a UPS truck." *SLAM* #417089
(328)<blanco> chicks dig ignorance <blanco> but only as long as do it with an accent #417106
(795)<janelle> i hate guys <PacerX> hey, people can piss me off too, but i don't write off their whole gnder <PacerX> that would make me a feminist #417107
(3075)<PacerX> i made a kid stop crying today <bemyfreak> awww, how sweet <PacerX> i knocked him unconcious <bemyfreak> WHAT #417139
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(624)<doom-> i never seen a canadian battleship <[C1RCA]> cuz we STEALTH NUGGA!' #417153
(115)(Deranged): I wanna get a job in a candy store putting fudge into boxes. (Deranged): That way, when people ask what I do for a living, I can say I'm a fudge packer. #417254
(327)<Mark_Ryan> those of you using mIRC, for a neat trick, hold down shift and click the "#wikipedia" button up the top <Slowking_Man> I'm betting that closes it. <Mark_Ryan> nah it does a 3D animation * Parts: neilc (~neilc@61.88.101.19) * Parts: squash- (~squash-@051.b.005.mel.iprimus.net.au) ("Leaving") * Joins: squash- (~squash-@051.b.005.mel.iprimus.net.au) <squash-> it works on xchat too #417265
(310)<Dave_A> Raping Secial Ed Kids is Fucking Retarded. #417362
(325)<Deepsy`SilentHill4> my ex came with BitchX internally intergrated. #417967
(495)<@asym> I bet rob zombie would win the election if he came on TV and said "elect me or I will open the gates of hell." #418422
(1647)<AnGeLcAkE-14fFA>wanna cyber? <shiroi>sure <AnGeLcAkE-14fFA>ok, i move close to u <AnGeLcAkE-14fFA>i start rubbin your chest and unbutton your pants <AnGeLcAkE-14fFA>.. <AnGeLcAkE-14fFA>hello? <shiroi>hmm? oh..er. Yea cool. <AnGeLcAkE-14fFA>u suck at this <shiroi>I suck? You're the one signing on to irc with your asl in your nick looking for a lovelife. You suck at life. <shiroi> You're probably not even a girl. AnGeLcAkE-14fFA has quit IRC. (Quit) <shiroi>Damnit, I'll never get a net gf at this rate :( #418770
(-219)MynameisTim <Joins> MynameisTim: Oh my fucking god, I was just whacking off and I have these crazy lumps on my coozer I think they are warts, anyway I'm sitting there ALMOST at climax when BOOM! one pops and coats my face with pus MynameisTim: so what are you guys up to? #418773
(193)<sticker> Scientists have recently dicsovered that most women will, at some time in their life, contain small amounts of intelligent DNA. <sticker> Unfortunately for a large majority of females, this is only a temporary state, as over 95% of them will SPIT IT OUT!!! <sticker> lmao <ShadowHunter> rofl <MrSupreme> rofl, good one <CouldItBe> lmao nice one sticker #418790
(1534)<@drift_nax> i had 2 options <@drift_nax> close the porn <@drift_nax> or pull up my pants #419629
(604)<@Kamui> whats a flamewar without music? <@Kamui> xD <Br0thershin> Religion. #419730
(97)<Cheese> I'm going to Visit Canada one day anyway :/ <microburn> Cheese, we'll go drinking. <Cheese> microburn, not until I'm like 23/24 ;s <Cheese> What would be funny is <Cheese> if we all still talk <microburn> Cheese, : That would be sad if stayed on IRC for 8 more years talking to you all. <Cheese> :s * microburn commits suicide. <Cheese> 8? <microburn> I have 8. <microburn> I'm 16. <Cheese> microburn, I can't see a day when we still don't come on IRC <Cheese> we might have graphics then <microburn> Graphics? <muert0> yeah me dancin naked in a box to your left * microburn quits IRC, now. #419733
(834)Rain Complex: That was depressing Drew Rain Complex: Please hold while I stab myself to death BLUeTalon24: ok BLUeTalon24: hurry back Rain Complex: Okay, I'm back BLUeTalon24: wb! Rain Complex: I went to Hell ): BLUeTalon24: that musta sucked Rain Complex: Thank you Rain Complex: Yes Rain Complex: Well I'm still there Rain Complex: They have computers! BLUeTalon24: they have AIM too? Rain Complex: They're 133s running only WinNT and AOL BLUeTalon24: with spyware galore Rain Complex: And pop-up makers Rain Complex: Bootlegged Britney Spears WMAs playing in fast forward 24/7 BLUeTalon24: haha WMA is evil Rain Complex: Linux users are crying everywhere Rain Complex: And all the Mac people jumped into the pit of fire and sulfur Rain Complex: The keyboards are DVORAK BLUeTalon24: hahaha Rain Complex: They only have trackballs Rain Complex: And tape-drives Rain Complex: 4.25 floppy drives that don't work BLUeTalon24: left handed single click dirty rolling ball mice with no scroll wheel. Rain Complex: No scroll wheels for thousands of miles, my friend #419746
(40)<worstazn> yo i need to find a new bitch.. <mejmanyme> k i have a plan <mejmanyme> you running windows or linux? <worstazn> winxp.... <mejmanyme> k, hit start and then "run" <mejmanyme> type in "cmd" <mejmanyme> after commandprompt opens <mejmanyme> type currentbitch /release <mejmanyme> then currentbitch /renew <mejmanyme> now type currentbitch /all and send the results #419747
(818)cpufreak04: Fun fact. cpufreak04: Take 'HAL' from 2001: A Space Odyssey cpufreak04: And move every letter one letter forward (Y=Z, X=Y) cpufreak04: What do you get? MavAntagonist: g_k cpufreak04: FORWARD. MavAntagonist: oh....IBM! MavAntagonist: OMG! #419832
(2138)<cbatoday> my friend walked in on me having sex on his bed last night <Nemoso> was he pissed? <cbatoday> well yea, it was with his girlfriend : #419930
(-835)<Bilbo>: Pac Man time! <Bilbo>: < ............. M <Bilbo>: < ........ M <Bilbo>: < . M <Bilbo>: ^ <Bilbo>: Oops. I died. #420169
(712)<lh> oh shit <lh> started pickin my nose <lh> then realised i got like my webcam on to 7 ppl #420181
(2111)<sic1> so you tried to go home <sic1> and it wouldn't start? <sp4nk> Indeed. <sp4nk> I wish I knew a thing or two about cars. <sp4nk> I wonder if there's a troubleshooter online that's like Microsoft's thing. <sp4nk> Problem: My car will not start. <sic1> HAHAHA <sp4nk> Suggestion: Have you tried turning the key? <sp4nk> [ ] Yes, this solved the problem. <sp4nk> [x] No, the car still will not start. <sp4nk> This troubleshooter is unable to solve your problem. #420275
(1950)<ColdRage687> do you like psychiatry <Avs4Cup2K3> my mom's a psychiatrist <ColdRage687> i dont <ColdRage687> i used to think the brain was the most fascinating part of the body <ColdRage687> but then i realized <ColdRage687> pssssh <ColdRage687> look whats telling me that