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(1448)<Pyrol> So, I was in Foods today and we were making pasta and my teacher came over to me and says "Your pot is hanging out". My hand immedietly went to my sweatshirt pocket to make sure my baggy was still there and then she pointed to the pot with the pasta in it. I realized then that the handle was facing out over the edge of the stove. She gave me the weirdest look.... #412376
(2000)<CommanderStab> Lee (Bleeding) had this cool-sounding lecturer once <CommanderStab> They were in like some biology class or whatever and the guy was like <CommanderStab> "Very few species partake in sex for pleasure. Can you think of some such species?" <CommanderStab> So everyone is like, duh, humans <CommanderStab> "Yes, exactly, humans! Humans are not bound by some mating pattern, they will often merely have sex just for the enjoyment of it!" <Kaneda> ^^ <CommanderStab> "So, for example, if I was to ask this girl" (points to some girl in the first row) "if she would have sex with me, she would say yes" <Tiger-Rik> lol ^^" <CommanderStab> and the girl is like covering her face and everything =D <CommanderStab> And then the dude waits for the laughter to die down and goes <CommanderStab> "Of course, this is rare. Most of the time it is the GIRL who asks ME to have sex with THEM!" <CommanderStab> He got an ovation =D <Tiger-Rik> BWAHAHAHAHA #412474
(1837)<Georgo> bah, you stupid people and your big paragraphs, I always get the gist of things by reading the first and last sentences <Piggah> Well Georgo, there was this one time me and your mom went out to the store. However, it ended up with my getting these sudden, primal urges. One thing led to another and needless to say I was fucking her doggy-style and that's when I yelled "Who's the Boss?," stuck my cock in her ass, and then screamed "TONY DANZA!" But in the end we only landed up buying a few vegetables and some milk. <Georgo> god I love happy storys #412596
(3036)<harm_> today this one lady got pissed off cause we dont carry i quote wireless power supplies <ogregasm> a what <harm_> thats what i said <harm_> maybe you want an adaptor for a wireless router o rsomething?? <harm_> shes goes no no i read online about this i wannit i wannit <harm_> then she got pissed when i told her that kind of technology doesnt exist <ogregasm> heh <harm_> i tried to be nice but it got to the point where i was like"get back to us in 30 years" <harm_> "once we attain the secret of positron deflector shields, wireless power supplies shall become a reality" <ogregasm> why bother being that much of an ass to the poor woman <harm_> well shes the one who got all up in my face asking for the store manager <harm_> i told her he had just teleported to a corporate meeting in tokyo #412858
(90)[+tanjo]: i hate the panic after you do a wet fart , the split second where the mind considers if you've followed through or not.... #412912
(-121)* ellisImbrius (~Imbrius@rrcs-24-105-184-134.nys.biz.rr.com) has joined #maddox <ellisImbrius> ppl download remove tool for new worm 'i-worm.mymoon' you can download here , while im online... http://192.168.1.2:8000/ * ellisImbrius (~Imbrius@rrcs-24-105-184-134.nys.biz.rr.com) Quit (Read error: EOF from client) #413023
(553)sovquestionmark> TV/ Movies: Category: Highlander: What was the name of Duncan MacLeod's monk mentor? @sovquestionmark> Here's your 1st hint: da____ [Darius]> I should know this @sovquestionmark> Time's up! The answer was: darius @sovquestionmark> OMFG @sovquestionmark> LOL @sovquestionmark> !topic travis fails at life so hardcore ChanServ changes topic to 'travis fails at life so hardcore' [Darius]> I do. #413227
(2463)<nntndgrl> wanna cyber? <nntndgrl> what do you have on right now? <ghalath> Umm.. MSN, mIRC and Winamp, why? #413240
(347)<clem> I know why I'm single <clem> there's no 0xGF #413285
(1691)<Teratogen> What did the drunk say to Jesus when Jesus dropped the cross? <@James> uh oh <Teratogen> "You keep dropping that thing and they're gonna throw you outta the parade." *** You have been kicked from channel #bible (that was so not funny) #413762
(484)<zhevinakeer> I'm 3/4ths polish, 1/4th italian. I can cook, I can eat, and I DAMN well know how to put a screen door on a submarine. #414327
(439)<HF|CM_Krayakin> but come on bio, the chances of you getting a girlfriend are what? 0? <Biolution> no i had one in the sims <Biolution> actually, i'm gonna go download the sims 2, that way i can get lots of girlfriends <Biolution> and i'm going to get the british version <Biolution> that way the girls have that sexy brit accent when they talk dirty to me <HF|CM_Krayakin> they don't talk in the sims2 <Biolution> they will when i'm sitting alone simulbating #414334
(681)mygoth2000: so..how long does it take you to get over a girl? : i dunno...depends on how big she is #414336
(137)TheElevatorMan: That's the joy of Linux. You scream in pain and agony the first time you do it, and then it's not so bad every time after that. TheElevatorMan: Geeze, it just sounded like I was describing some sex act. :P #414341
(439)kevin: what did you do tonight Lucious: worked you? kevin: haha no no, you didnt work me...i wouldve noticed #414344
(94)* conundrum takes over bos's mind and makes him buy a mac OS9 machine instead, * conundrum also makes bos reformat and install BOB. <SlipperyS> M$ bob? <conundrum> Yes, is there any other? <SlipperyS> hehe wtf was that program for anyway? <bos> insulting your intelligence <SlipperyS> I thought that was what windows was for... #414407
(9)* Force| looks at the topic *** Topic on #athlon is: Welcome to #longbus <Force|> Wow! <Force|> I'm finally on the long bus!!! #414565
(122)< CryptoCat> fucking oracle. < CryptoCat> rhymes with horrible < CryptoCat> I probably wouldnt hate it so much if Elison wasnt such a nutjob. < siglite> well, at least HE hates bill < siglite> so that's some consolation < CryptoCat> I dunno man < CryptoCat> stalin hated hitler < Kornchild> stalin was worse then hitler in many ways < CryptoCat> yeah < CryptoCat> hitler didnt want to buy Peoplesoft. #414577
(982)<+phlange> i said 'dhcp' and the tech support guy started to cry and go 'i hate my job i hate my job i hate my job' #414581
(1265)<Alluvium> They say if you play a Microsoft CD backwards, you hear satanic messages. Thats nothing, cause if you play it forwards, it installs Windows. :p #414589
(2816)queenren24: i need your advice queenren24: cause you're a guy and all MrFluffyPants26: that I am queenren24: what would you, as a guy, rather have for your birthday or christmas: a video game or that axe stuff that smells SOOO good? MrFluffyPants26: Axe DOES smell good... MrFluffyPants26: what video game? queenren24: rome: total war MrFluffyPants26: hm... MrFluffyPants26: probably the game MrFluffyPants26: but give him sexual favors too MrFluffyPants26: can't go wrong with that queenren24: :O MrFluffyPants26: precisely #414590
(851)Soren: man, the woman next door should put a muffler on her vibrator Svetlana3k: wow Soren: it sounds like a lawnmower engine Soren: and I dearly hope it is not #414591
(-367)[jbroome] mandrake 10.1 Community is available for download for the common folk now. [ jbroome] 'careful though, it's French [ admiralfrijole] damn frenchies [ jbroome] in installed SuSE on my network and the mandrake box surrendered [ admiralfrijole] sheesh...terrible [ jbroome] are you shitting me? That's comedy gold right there [ fatstrat] ROFL!!!!!!! love it! #414593
(21545)DragonflyBlade21: A woman has a close male friend. This means that he is probably interested in her, which is why he hangs around so much. She sees him strictly as a friend. This always starts out with, you're a great guy, but I don't like you in that way. This is roughly the equivalent for the guy of going to a job interview and the company saying, You have a great resume, you have all the qualifications we are looking for, but we're not going to hire you. We will, however, use your resume as the basis for comparison for all other applicants. But, we're going to hire somebody who is far less qualified and is probably an alcoholic. And if he doesn't work out, we'll hire somebody else, but still not you. In fact, we will never hire you. But we will call you from time to time to complain about the person that we hired. #414862
(976)<apollyon> oh i'm so happy! <apollyon> my girlfriend just told me she wants to dual boot! <Nastard> is that geek for "see other people"?