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(1591)<@Weedums> You know the rodeo? <@Weedums> When your doing a chick from behind then you say something to freak them out <@Weedums> like your sister bit me in bed last night <@Weedums> and she tries to get away? <@Weedums> And you see how long you can stay on? <QuickSilver> D: <@Weedums> Well... the best thing to say is... <QuickSilver> hmmmm <QuickSilver> ? <@Weedums> "I have fucking siphilis bitch" <QuickSilver> hahaha <@Weedums> But when she said <@Weedums> "oh I already have that" <@Weedums> The game changed pretty quickly. #400730
(389)strangeanya: yah he's a prick... porter is a dick: men are such pigs porter is a dick: show me your tits #400741
(438)KazeoHin: can I lick your penis? SmarterChild: What if I want to lick my penis? #400761
(2362)<NESS> sup <blanco> how about you greet me like a white man? <NESS> sorry <NESS> HEIL DEUTCHLAND #400813
(3779)<Shadowless> How can I tell if I'm circumsized or not? From everyone's descriptions, I'm assuming I am not. I think I even recall my father telling me they decided not to have it done to me because of problems that can develop. I'd ask but I'm a little too embarrassed. I'm very private with my body. <Shadowless> I do have quite a bit of loose skin below the glans, but it's still clearly separated when erect. When I was young though, before I was getting erections, the skin was always bunched up around the glans and I could easily slide it over. I am also extremely sensitive on the under-side of my shaft toward the top -- exactly where the skin is. I get ejaculate by just massaging this. <Shadowless> My sincere apologies if this was too graphic for anyone. <Shadowless> I'm tempted to just suck it up and use Google image search to find out. <Baloogan> dude, WHAT THE FUCK #401323
(-854)<@Kouji_Minamoto> A cucumber, a pickle, and a penis were all sitting around one day talking about how much their lives sucked. The cucumber said, "Man, my life sucks. Whenever I get big, fat, and juicy, someone cuts me up and puts me in a salad." So the pickle looks at him and says, "You think you have it bad? Whenever I get big, fat, and juicy, someone puts me in vinegar, puts spices on me, and sticks me in a jar." The penis glared at them both and said, "You guys think you have it rough? Whenever I get big, fat, and juicy, they put a rubber tarp over my head, stick me in a dark room, and bang my head against the wall until i throw up and pass out." <orangebear289> XD <+Soundwave> lol <@kris> lol #401445
(1216)<^Sasquatch^> AFK = Away From Komputer <Gika> ... <Gika> komputer... <Rigel[AFK]> ... <Larm> ... #401556
(2824)<BlueStar> my dad used to leave the dish on the porn channels <BlueStar> so i'd turn it on and there'd be porn <BlueStar> i was always like "augh!!" <hotdogcore> eww <BlueStar> then i discovered the internet... haha. <hotdogcore> ta da <hotdogcore> ! <BlueStar> my mom walks in as I've got like 10 windows of BME hard open <BlueStar> I'm usin win 98 at that time <hotdogcore> ahahahaha <BlueStar> so i try to click the desktop icon <BlueStar> and its too slow <BlueStar> so i turn my computer off <BlueStar> she yelled at me: "you're going to get bad sectors! if you're looking at porn you dont' want me to see, turn off your monitor!" <BlueStar> ....I got bad sectors. <mal> HAHAHAHAHA <hotdogcore> bahaha #401908
(708)<reb> Girls are like rocks; you skip the flat ones. #401970
(641)<Aragel> goth in this area means...mommy and daddy both work till 6pm and im home alone all day so i rebel by looking like a racoon and wandering main street claiming to have a drug problem and drinking Lattes for attention #402026
(2026)<Keolah> whats up? <Zarggg> A direction away from the center of gravity of a celestial object. #402160
(671)<+Sam2> Pregnancy tests: Blue line means your pregnant, yellow socks mean you missed. #402185
(112)<mookster> Florida's getting fucked again... That really sucks. Good luck, man <litty> not to avoid or make light the seriousness of any hurricane, but saying florida gets fucked by a hurricane is damn funny. it's like the eye of the hurricane (the vagina) is on a mission to get it on with something. and there could be no better way to fill it's gaping gash with the biggest penis in the world (florida). #402200
(1861)<oobey> my school year is off to a great start <oobey> I was in the back of my physics auditorium, trying not to fall completely asleep. The professor asks a question about what method we use when doing math in science, so to pretend like I'm not falling alseep, I shout out "sig figs" <oobey> I then open my eyes and realize the prof is currently talking about vectors and scalars, so the question was dreamed, but the answer was not, and the entire class has come to a complete stop now <oobey> at this point I'm at a loss as to what to do, so I pick up my bag and walk out without saying another word #402202
(19)<Mr-d> How do you make love to a fat girl? <Graham> Slap and ride the waves? #402212
(2395)<Ingo>I can't uninstall it, there seems to be some kind of "Uninstall Shield" #402230
(375)<thedeathart>Say, If you have a username and a password for a FTP server, how do you get the address? #402242
(2206)[fris] whats the most rebel thing you have done [O_o`] destroyed the death star #402280
(682)<random_monkey> "UPS" - that's the noise they make when they drop your parcels #402401
(693)<YouDeadSucka> What do Pink Floyd and Dale Earnheart have in common? <YouDeadSucka> Their last big hit was "The Wall" #402726
(1557)<CookieMan> from slashdot: "InternetNews.com has a report of a new Internet2 land-speed record: '859 gigabytes of data in less than 17 minutes.' InternetNews goes on to say, 'This record speed of 6.63Gbps is equivalent to transferring a full-length DVD movie in four seconds.'" <CookieMan> and i thought 56k was slow... <@RuneB> CookieMan: "and that great disturbance you just felt was a million RIAA and MPAA executives screaming out in terror all at once, and then nothing." #402739
(876)<mrlogic> you know, for a moment I misread this headline: "Bush and Kerry Hit Road, Trade Blows on Jobs" <lordandrei> And yet, they still oppose Gay Marriage <mrlogic> imagine #402959
(347)Hyp3rHax0r: they say office romances never work out Hyp3rHax0r: they're probably right Hyp3rHax0r: what kind of weirdo falls in love with an office? #403219
(2403)<skycreatoR> hehe awesome <skycreatoR> today at my job (i work in a cinema) we had the premiere on shrek 2 <skycreatoR> and because of the ocation, green popcorn <skycreatoR> then some little girl came over to my booth and asked why the popcorns were green <skycreatoR> i said it was because we put mashed shrek down in the popcorn machine <skycreatoR> then she began crying and ran away #403269
(592)<chiptuned> I just noticed that I have a worn out pattern in the shape of a boner on my underwear