#398019 (1590)
<Oxidizer> bah i just ate fudge after eatin tuna
<Lurch> a slip of the tongue can do that
#398160 (1041)
<DMod> meh I hate watching the same pr0n twice
<Fatal> watching it twice ruins the ending
<Thorshammer> haha
<Thorshammer> omg not on her face!! whatta plot twist
#398161 (1072)
JBroder873: here's a mindjob
JBroder873: what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object?
Key of Love II: it creates a rip in the very fabric of time
Key of Love II: which thus spawns a black hole.
JBroder873: ...damn.
Key of Love II: and kills a puppy.
JBroder873: ...awww.
#398164 (400)
<RMerlin> Best one was that night a regular woman on the channel joined it, and asked us if someone could finger her.
<RMerlin> Then she realised what she had just said
#398205 (1398)
Eric: make me
Jon: your parents already made that mistake ;)
#398219 (573)
<b0b> i can impregnate from 10 meters
* felix takes a step back
#398224 (2071)
<[BU]RaptoR`> I'd like to travel back to the year 1337 and point and laugh at everything
#398362 (3678)
AngryGackt: hey
Kagato: yo
AngryGackt: did you hear about lindze's dad?
Kagato: ..nikki....
Kagato: you just like..
Kagato: scared me... so bad...
Kagato: cuz when I first read that it looked like "did you hear that Lindze's dead?"
AngryGackt: OH
Kagato: I swear my heart jumped into my throat.
AngryGackt: NO
AngryGackt: gahhhh
Kagato: I was chewing on my heart and freaking out until I reread it.
AngryGackt: jeeeeessus
Kagato: ........>_<
AngryGackt: *flails*
Kagato: what happened to her dad? ::relaxes::
AngryGackt: He's dead.
Kagato: ........
#398433 (1629)
<arkaneknight> I think my sister went to bed
<arkaneknight> brb
<Sio> Ew.
#398672 (875)
sonotayuppy: hey now, I’ve gotten my ass mugged at gunpoint before
hoggman: watergun point
sonotayuppy: no
sonotayuppy: thirty eight point
sonotayuppy: the "poor man’s machete"
hoggman: you shoulda kung foo'd his ass
sonotayuppy: I wish I knew kung fu
sonotayuppy: do you know kung fu?
hoggman: I’m a 7th degree black belt
sonotayuppy: seventh degree? That sounds rather made up
hoggman: you dare question master thomas???
sonotayuppy: yes, I do dare question master thomas
sonotayuppy: as he sounds made up as well
hoggman: OHHHH
sonotayuppy: since when are you a master?
hoggman: SHINTO HIRUKEN MASTER PINTO THORAX KICK
sonotayuppy: what in the name of jebus was that?
hoggman: you are paralized from the eyebrows down
sonotayuppy: well I’ll be damned, you’re right
hoggman: here eat this sausage
#398708 (268)
You6Know: oh my gah .. everytime i pee in the pool tho im scared it turns purple like that episode of Pete & Pete
#398712 (267)
<Xal> how come people from foreign countries find it apt to use every single fucking smiley on msn?
<Puck> XD
<Puck> Because, Xaleth
<Puck> They find it so amusing :O
<Xal> "My father just beat me with a stick (h):D
<Puck> o_o
<Xal> Today, I got a hysterectimony. 8D :> :|
<Selene> XD XD
<Covered> xD
#398734 (667)
(Nick): Dude, It'll take me weeks to complete a movie.. I am a perfectionist.. But I like to take my sweet sweet time
(CEM): I'm a perfectionist too
(Deranged): mE 2
#398830 (673)
<pyromaniac> reality tv is a very sketchy "reality"... one guy picxking from 25 hott chicks... oh yea THATS reality
#398853 (1949)
<Psi> pancakes!
<Psi> :D
<Psi> is there anyone who doesn't like them?
<Fenris> nazis.
<Fenris> but you can't blame them.
<Fenris> the only reason they invaded belgium was for the waffles.
<Fenris> those fuckers love waffles.
#398948 (988)
<MrFluffy> How do I tell which whores aren't cops?
<Gil27> ircops?
<Malolo> whores?
<MrFluffy> ... irl
<MrFluffy> you nerds
<Malolo> irl?
<Gil27> wtf
#398954 (665)
<@champ> anyone put garlic in their popcorn?
<@Cruz> no
<@Cruz> i spray butter
<@champ> is spray butter any good?
<@crypto> its not real butter
<@champ> i can't believe it!
#399039 (778)
<Cruzin3434> member me fag boy
<zaim> depends
<Cruzin3434> you fucked my grandpa the other day
<zaim> nah dude
<zaim> wasn't me
<zaim> wait
<zaim> what day was it
#399773 (1225)
<Outsyder> ok
<Outsyder> so I was sitting in gym on friday
<Outsyder> my friends were talking about some stupid thing
<Outsyder> and I was stroking my leg hair
<Outsyder> and i thought
<Outsyder> "hey, if a supervillian had hairy legs, he wouldn't need a cat"
#399838 (1040)
OriginalEmoo: haha someone lost her bronze medal for cyling cuz she failed doping test
OriginalEmoo: god damn if i end up taking drugs to perform better i am not getting my ass kicked by 2 people who didnt
#400008 (2082)
—› quit: (ChanServ) (ChanServ@Services.GameSurge.net) (brb)
(@eFire) brb?
(@eFire) the bot just left and said brb?
(@eFire) wtf
(@eFire) where the f#@ he think hes going?
(@eFire) to the bathroom!!???
#400403 (3346)
<SmilinBob> !8ball... what's wrong with my e-mail?
<FarkStats> SmilinBob: Ask again later.
<SmilinBob> !8ball what's wrong with my e-mail?
<FarkStats> SmilinBob: Outlook not so good.
#400459 (13957)
<Sonium> someone speak python here?
<lucky> HHHHHSSSSSHSSS
<lucky> SSSSS
<Sonium> the programming language
#400576 (860)
IcedEarth156: my bro is coming over to work on the house
and I gotta help him
bobthefish021: oh, go....doing manly work
IcedEarth156: actually I'll be making the lemonade
#400615 (359)
<Shuurai> i think it'd be hilarious if you went to coinstar and dumped in $1.02 worth of coins
<Shuurai> and then they deduct like 10 cents
<Shuurai> so you're left with coins anyway