#396566 (738)
<tiger_YAMATO> hey V, do u believe in karma?
<V.A.> karma? yeah
<tiger_YAMATO> really?
<V.A.> totally
<V.A.> its just like science, you know, every action has a reaction, but in this case, regardless whether its opposite or not.
<tiger_YAMATO> ok, well in that case...
V.A. was banned from the channel by tiger_YAMATO(you called me a fag yesterday).
#396663 (1147)
tayla: lol, who's that pic of?
grrowl: mysql
grrowl: myself*
#396678 (1035)
<freud> once i found a gummybear in my computer
<freud> opened it to change graphic card and BANG an evil red gummybear
<Lars2> how did a gummy bear end up in there?
<freud> no clue
<Deto> gummy bears will do anything to avoid getting eaten
#396917 (1106)
<Veni_Veni_Veni> and one of my friends (almost 18) fucked a 13 year old at the party
<Veni_Veni_Veni> Which i lollerskated about
<Joe_McCormick> >_<
<Joe_McCormick> did your mate enjoy it?
<Joe_McCormick> :P
<laser-kun> You had 13 year olds at your party?
<Veni_Veni_Veni> I had two - one of my friends little brother and his friend - but they act as if they're much older. It sounds incredibly strange but they're very cool.
<Joe_McCormick> wait was the friend a girl .......?
<Veni_Veni_Veni> Yes.
<Veni_Veni_Veni> The 13 year old was the male
* Joe_McCormick bows doen to the 13 year old kid
#396994 (376)
<mommydot> JESUS LOVES YOU
<chronarion> If Jesus loves me, why won't he return my calls?
#397002 (904)
<splat1> ow ffs, you dl a key gen for a linux app and its a flipping win32 exe ????
<reaper> splat1: ahahaha!
<reaper> pull out vmware!
<splat1> thats what i need the key for !!!
#397005 (225)
WhatWasThat13: the medal listing for the Czech Republic: 1337 (1 gold 3 silver 3 brionze 7 total)
#397066 (398)
<Lich> I don't have a superiority complex. I'm jsut better than all of you.
<Lich> *just
<Lich> Shut up.
#397086 (227)
<Ferd|inking> what the heck is a Chaotic Slacker?
<Seritaph> I'd tell you, but I lost my notes.
#397110 (1225)
<Nyschashi-Seikun> i ate at black anus, there meat is so shitty
<Nyschashi-Seikun> *angus
#397130 (676)
<chikA> wanna cyber
<22hgsinnet> k one sec
*22hgsinnet puts on gloves
<chikA> wtf?
<22hgsinnet> dont want you getting pregnant now do we
#397151 (212)
<psychonate> A Mac is like a prostitute.
<psychonate> Sure they look good, but your wallet will feel a lot lighter after getting one.
#397370 (1112)
slackerdann: hahahaha
slackerdann: my sister is so dumb
slackerdann: she got pissed off at me
slackerdann: then came over and pulled out the power cable for the laptop
slackerdann: and i was just like "it has a battery you know"
slackerdann: and then she was just like "oh"
#397427 (1301)
<Chronoclone> Kathleen is on the riding mower and accidentally sucks up my sheet.
<Chronoclone> My dad and I tip over the mower and rip the sheet out.
<Chronoclone> While she's out chasing the dog because she said we could trust him without a leash.
<Chronoclone> My dad agrees that she's crazy and shouldn't have been right there with the damn mower.
<Wiggles> How is this person still alive?
<Aki> The FBI is keeping her alive to harness Darwin's in-grave rotation as a power source for future generations.
#397444 (816)
<andy> i will commit suicide or die trying
#397480 (225)
* DarkDraconis is the enema. o.o
<DarkDraconis> Err, enemy. c.c
#397491 (382)
BUMKEI: wanna go to the republican national convention
sKratch: pony it
BUMKEI: yea
BUMKEI: assassinate bush
sKratch: fbi gonna get you
BUMKEI: naw
BUMKEI: ill just hand him a bag of pretzels
#397568 (263)
* Devil steals The_Pope's hat
<The_Pope> give it back bitch.
<Devil> wheee
<The_Pope> Wanna go?
#397655 (210)
johnlnames : Manny... do you know any places to get free music?
mannyfresh2 : the internet.
#397658 (936)
<avalon> can I touch you now?
<Nala> I still don't know you
-!- avalon is now known as dad
<dad> how about now?
#397664 (644)
<+Alpha> let's all /msg cky at the same time
<@cky> lol
<@cky> Garick pm'ed me
<@cky> <Garick> at the same time
#397681 (501)
<Dorfl> I'm not Canadian, I'm just drunk.
#397704 (855)
lemonlimeskull: I want a tattoo.
lemonlimeskull: Right on my back
lemonlimeskull: of Eyespots like butterflies have
lemonlimeskull: To throw off predators.
#397707 (408)
<Azr> fuck you im cerfectly poherent
#397766 (506)
› HDF_Red wakes up
<HDF_Red> my mom taste funny ;_;
<HDF_Red> oh man
<Lord-Lard-Arse> OMG :x
<HDF_Red> typo city