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(801)<_dk-> I just grabbed a couple pretzels and sat down at the computer... I bit in to one and realized that not only was it stale, but I wasn't really all that hungry to begin with. But I was too lazy to get up and toss them in the trash, so I ate them anyway... I wonder just how many of the Seven Deadly Sins that qualifies me for... #395262
(661)krlgol2: Microsoft has also managed to upset women and entire countries. A Spanish-language version of Windows XP, destined for Latin American markets, asked users to select their gender between "not specified," "male" or "bitch," because of an unfortunate error in translation. #395507
(146)<chewy> has anybody an idea where to get torrents of german simpsons episodes? <Whacko> germany #395527
(597)<Revolution_Man> I want to be launched out of my coffin at my funeral. <RandomMan> hahah <Inferno> Liar. <Revolution_Man> With a tape recording attached to the body saying "I'M STILL ALIVE, CATCH ME!" #395528
(566)(@[UGP]SirSteam) ITS ALL FUCKING FUNNY TIL YOU ARE MARRIED (@[UGP]SirSteam) THEN THE LAUGHTER FUCKING ENDS GENTLEMEN (@[UGP]SirSteam) BE WARNED (@[UGP]SirSteam) oh hi honey i was just talkin to the gu ?? quit: ([UGP]SirSteam) (~ssmith@SirScoots.user.gamesnet) (Read error: EOF from client) #395577
(177)Iridium24: well my lady friend seemed excited to get my number so we'll see DogmaticLaw99: lol DogmaticLaw99: see what she looks like when youre sober Iridium24: i was DD friday night DogmaticLaw99: ahh Iridium24: but i totally know what you mean Iridium24: a year ago feb when i had just turned 21 Iridium24: omg i dont know what the fuck i was thinking Iridium24: she had this GIANT birth mark across her face DogmaticLaw99: lol Iridium24: i didnt notice until i called her up the next day and i picked her up for a date Iridium24: i almost went "holy shit what happened to your face!" Iridium24: and then i saw some pictures and she has clearly had it all her life Iridium24: i was like omg, how many drinks did i have last night! DogmaticLaw99: thats sad bro Iridium24: In conclusion i go to dance clubs sober now #395596
(853)<Beta> WTF is an Acronym ? <Zethy> yes it is... #395602
(291)<Kingsford> who is Psytrox? <Turori> rejis's date <Kingsford> an IRC date? <Cockbill_Street> right <Kingsford> you guys should go to #movies <Kingsford> and then, out to #dinner <Kingsford> and later, #backseatofthecar <Rejistania> Are you implying that I should get a life? <Cockbill_Street> you've found that out on your own. ;) #395607
(407)DaLady Firestorm: and drinking my tea Laketh 69: teabag? DaLady Firestorm: I like tea DaLady Firestorm: and yes, there is a tea bag in my drink right now Laketh 69: lol DaLady Firestorm: why do you ask Laketh 69: ....... Laketh 69: teabag ;( DaLady Firestorm: do I want to know DaLady Firestorm: what's the fixation with teabag Laketh 69: is when you stick your balls into a girls mouth DaLady Firestorm: did you have a pet tebag... DaLady Firestorm: ...ah... DaLady Firestorm: okay, that explains it DaLady Firestorm: ew... Laketh 69: duh Laketh 69: and u like teabags DaLady Firestorm: I like tea DaLady Firestorm: not the bags DaLady Firestorm: or sacs DaLady Firestorm: or whatever Laketh 69: the bags make the tea DaLady Firestorm: I like what comes out of the tea bags DaLady Firestorm: oh, wait a second #395623
(275)<Kanako> That's right kids. Unlike most of the Linux solutions out there, Cinelerra requires no emulation of proprietary operating systems, no commercial add-ons, no banner advertizements, no corporate dependancies, no terrorists, just pure, raw, hot blooded Linux boxes. <Kanako> ^--- It does, however, require walking through hell, fighting Satan himself, and saving the princess in the other room. <Neo1337> Just to find out the princess is in another castle... #395624
(391)<mowgli> Nicolai why are your faces allways backwards? <Nicolai> what? ._o <Mertek> He's european. It seems like everyone I've ever met from Europe has used backwards smileys. <Mertek> There's no other way to do D: though. <mowgli> : D <Spazmo> :D != D: <Spazmo> I got laid :D She had herpes D: #395631
(149)omg omg wtf n00b: y'know what's hilarious? omg omg wtf n00b: when people boast about what they do on the internet omg omg wtf n00b: "omg im so drunk right now i had like 20 captain morgans" omg omg wtf n00b: and "omg im gonna get laid tonight its gonna be amazing" Americandude23: yeah. thats why i dont use irc. #395648
(222)IAmOsomo4000: now who is stupid or non intellegeint now #395652
(180)DClick: I don't want your goddamn penis pills! I don't even have a penis! #395656
(275)* nickname has joined #mp3friendschat <nickname> word <+bobbbit10> excel? <+Davman> rofl #395657
(597)<Syberia> FUCK i'm dead <Syberia> i was flirting with this 15 y/o chick i met on halo <Syberia> she went to use the little girls' room <Syberia> her 11 y/o sis walked in and saw what she was doing <Syberia> got her mom, who read the whole MSN convo <Syberia> she starts talking to me, telling me her daughter's only 12 <Syberia> you'd think she'd get pissed at her daughter but no, now someone's mom who i don't even know in ohio now knows my phone # and thinks i'm a pedophile <SirChris> dude, chicks don't play halo #395661
(295)<Sheena> me = ho <Sheena> t <Sheena> OMg...worse typo ever #395664
(293)<Spydie> ive been playing games too much, when i close my eyes i see gun fights <NuGgEt|mIRC> i see naked men #395670
(212)<FrozenBeefLog> hey lets all make sexual symbols <Slicey> 8==e <FrozenBeefLog> 8======* <FrozenBeefLog> hah mines bigger <Slicey> yours has an exploded end #395677
(623)<InuYasha> I have no friends <InuYasha> FINE <InuYasha> SCREW YOU GUYS <-- InuYasha has quit (Exit: Do illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?) <Urch> I give him a minute <Urch> 3 <Urch> 2 <Urch> 1 --> InuYasha (thegreg@dm-33299.kc.rr.com) has joined #bobandgeorge <InuYasha> I forgot my wallet * InuYasha grabs it <-- InuYasha has quit (Exit: Do illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?) #395683
(166)TransCanadaTrail: they keep refering to this asl character J: dont make me reach through the computer and slap you >_< #395803
(187)<weasel> she likes it when you touch her feet <Zoidy> Im not touching no ones feet <Zoidy> only my own * jessica is now known as my_own <my_own> touch me baby <my_own> oooh yeah.... #395828
(485)<pL|DarKobra> oO_ <pL|Kala-Raksha> OMG A MUTANT! #395834
(234)<Syzygy> My cock needed some fresh air Vlad » OH Vlad » that reminds me.... Vlad » brb #395843
(265)<Saiyanfire> THINK ABOUT IT <Saiyanfire> NORMAL PPL DONT GET OFF TO TOON FU*KING <Nexus> u might be right......i'll stick to dragons... <[256][FIN]HorribleGoat> WE'RE NOT NORMAL PEOPLE <[256][FIN]HorribleGoat> now where did that horse go...