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#387397 (446)

(OldSkOoLephant) My sister works in a video store
(ElPresidente) Well my sister IS a video store. >_>
(Loafaeralus) Yeah pres, everybody's been in her, but only a certain amount have paid...

#387433 (591)

<OppeSnopp> anyone know how to clear the history out of explorer's damned "textbox memory"? (dont
wont my wife to get 'black monseter cocks' when she's going to do a google that starts
with the letter b)

#387548 (127)

crazycougr: saw rick james died?
phaded 001: yup
crazycougr: 'natural causes'
phaded 001: wonder what chappelle is gonna do now
crazycougr: cocaine is natural isnt it?

#388717 (1544)

<Jason> One time I walked into my parents bedroom and they were having sex, it was traumatizing for them
<Jason> Not so much that I walked in, but that I started shouting "LET THAT BITCH HAVE IT"

#388718 (241)

<Warped^2K> we just got back from hiking in the bush
<BIoNYX> i hiked in the bush once but i told her to shave that shit or i'd never do it again

#389195 (555)

<reddz> love does not make the world go round... just up and down a bit.

#389483 (1646)

#389514 (744)

<Quasadu> i'm the kind of guy who, when i accidentally see myself naked in the mirror, i think "my god if i saw that in the woods i'd shoot it and run back to the car"

#389517 (137)

[adam_tharrington] yo
[adam_tharrington] does anyone here have a keyboard

#389536 (1544)

<Foxx> im never fallin in love
<Foxx> i've decided
<FuriousC> you dont choose who you love, love chooses you
<FuriousC> and that little fucking son of a bitch sticks itself to your face like the godless bloodsucking bastards in Alien and refuses to let go until it has drained your soul and left you an empty shell of a human being

#389734 (871)

<K418> Bash.org is false advertising.
<K418> I expected IRC to be all funny and interesting, instead you're lucky if you can find a chanel people actually talk in...
<K418> And then when you do it's full of complete idiots, whose intelligence could probably be scientifically proven to be equal to that of the average turnip, and horny geeks, whose only interest is getting into your virtual pants.

#389811 (955)

<BS>I walk into school today and the girl that sits beside me tells me that she lost 10 pounds from laughing at me.

#390150 (206)

<Breach> I just got another "make your penis larger for $20.00" email. I already spent $140 and now when I get excited I fall over forward.. the only good thing is the kickstand effect.

#390427 (695)

<RST> you suck huge donkey dick
<RST> and not only you
<RST> but your sister too
<RST> !
<Felon> what happens in Tijuana stays in Tijuana
<Felon> you know the rules

#390445 (2278)

<Erdage> WTF dude help me, i have lost my dick!!!
<DakuTenshi> What are you talking about?
<Erdage> help me daku, it's missing!
<DakuTenshi> Erdage... you are drunk right?
<Erdage> Err.. no...
<DakuTenshi> Yes you are
<Erdage> WTF??? How do you know?
<DakuTenshi> Erdage, you are a girl...

#390681 (546)

zhiryst: its what p2p is all about
zhiryst: i just leave it on overnight
zhiryst: let people take shit from me
zhiryst: i take shit from them
zhiryst: p2p is just a variety of communism
djnogo 4: haha
djnogo 4: you sure?
djnogo 4: i picture it more as a circle jerk :-)
zhiryst: yeah, but who's getting bukakeed?
zhiryst: the RIAA?
djnogo 4: bingo :-)
zhiryst: A HAHAHAHA

#391193 (1247)

*** Mavert changes topic to 'Men are like cement... after getting laid, they take a long time to get hard.
(EviLGirL-) Women are like a carpet... lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them forever''

#391224 (1212)

<bloodeu> Outback Steakhouse has ridiculous prices
<bloodeu> i'm here now with my date
<bloodeu> palm pilot + wifi is cool
<bloodeu> i got my keyboard
<jomomma> ...

#391241 (1500)

aakashdheer: my grandmother gave me a wish
aakashdheer: i could either have a perfect memory or a huge penis
aakashdheer: i can't remember my decision

#391795 (593)

(@b0wser) i like the fact that she says "we can still arrange fuck dates" even though we're not together
(@Bocki) a fuck girlfriend: nothing better then that
(@jason127) I had a relationship like that
(@jason127) then one day she just disapeared
(@jason127) then two years later i seen her in Tatoo magazine
(@jason127) she had moved to Ohio
(@Bocki) sounds like Forrest Gump - The XXX Version

#392195 (850)

<@graspee_leemoor> brazil v italy women's volleyball is about to start
<@graspee_leemoor> you'll get no sense out of me
* Snaar hands graspee some tissues
< Bucket_Mouse> who you cheering for
<%Snaar> the girls
< Bucket_Mouse> which girls?
<%Snaar> you know
<%Snaar> two legs
<%Snaar> two arms
<%Snaar> various holes
<%Snaar> THE GIRLS
< Bucket_Mouse> ITALY GIRLS OR BRAZIL GIRLS
<%Snaar> why are you being racist :-
<%Snaar> they are both fine girls
< Bucket_Mouse> oh, i thought you were playing favorites
<%Snaar> the point of female sports is just to enjoy the show

#392267 (1897)

* kitten has quit IRC (Killed (NickOP (Kill requested by kittster)))
<BlackAIR> kitten got killed??
<Propagandhi> ALRIGHT, WHO IN HERE IS MASTERBATING!?

#392288 (1196)

<monkey216> FUCK! im dead
<wrenchy> why?
<monkey216> Im sitting here hitting my bong and my dad just imed me from korea and was like, I can see you in the webcam
<monkey216> I forgot I had the damned camera turned on
<wrenchy> LMAO see you next year dumbass
<monkey216> fuck.....

#392848 (587)

<X-G> Yay, I wrote a todo list
<X-G> Now I can procrastinate more efficiently!

#393177 (1143)

<Poinky> so, there is to be war between us...
<brett1479> war?
<p3nt4g0n> huh?
<Mororvia> good god ya'll
<p3nt4g0n> wha?