ohnoitschris: ...
ohnoitschris: I am so sorry.
ohnoitschris: ...
ohnoitschris: I am so sorry.
(Victor`) the short answer is: yes, you can play burnt games with a ps2 gameshark.
(alchemist) long answer?
(mojo) it was the best of times, it was the worst of times...
<artof tanz>Some commercial for a sitcom said this
<artof tanz>wife: "what color are my eyes?!" husband: "34C"
<artof tanz>and I'm like, wtf thats not an RGB value
<beser> Anyways, one exhibit is two doors next to each other. One door has a sign hanging over it saying "Those with prejudice walk through this door" The other door's sign said "Those without prejudice walk through this door". Obviously the door for people without prejudice isn't openable because as the tour guide says "Everyone has prejudice".
<beser> So, I start tugging on the door and say "What the hell is wrong with this damn door, did some damn Jew make this?" and the tour guide kicked me out and i had to sit in the bus for 15 minutes
<Number-6> he runs the American Family Association of Michigan out of his basement
<Number-6> and checks Google News every day for his name
<Number-6> because he's a totaly narcissist
<Number-6> anyway
<Number-6> i bait him now and then because my headlines are carried by google news
<Number-6> and he turns up and starts posting comments on my web site
<Number-6> so then i get his IP address
<Number-6> and start redirecting him to tubgirl.com
<Number-6> nothing makes me happier than making that pigfucker look at feces
<syberghost> Cry me a fever.
<Immortal> and that high school has a really advanced mental/developmentally handicapped program
<Immortal> in other words, a special wing for retards
<wm161> dyslexics of the world, untie!
<Patrick_Moore> lol
<Immortal> well anyway, the janitors put mousetraps in the rooms that the retards use
<Immortal> but the retards kept setting them off to take the peanut butter
<Immortal> eventually, they figured out that they could set them off with a foot and it would hurt less
<Immortal> so they had to hide the mouse traps
<Immortal> :D
<Immortal> anyone who reads all that will think it's funny
<Immortal> or else call me an insensitive bastard
GarbageStan23: why?
Rabidplaybunny87: Well, me, david and andrew were having a bonfire in the backyard, and we were making s'mores and all... and suddenly we here sirens, and see a firetruck turn into the street in front of us.
Rabidplaybunny87: So we all went running to see what was up, and our neigbor's house was on fire!
GarbageStan23: oh shit!
Rabidplaybunny87: Yeah, and when we got there, the wife was crying into her husbands arms, and we were just kinda standing there, and then she saw us, and then like for 10 seconds, gave us the dirtiest look ever
Rabidplaybunny87: Turns out, we were still holding our sticks with marshmallows on it, watching the fire....
Rabidplaybunny87: talk about bad timing...
<tyranid05> I started to laugh. When asked why by the teacher, I explained about l33t.
<tyranid05> When I came out of class my car was egged. :(
<evilkalla> that club sandwich has caused some intestinal armaggeddon
<ModernAngel> four horsemeats of the anal apocalypse
<crux> well, there goes my boner
< natx> but when i found out you cant zoom in far enough to see elephants
< natx> i was really let down
<qwerty-> pretty useful keys, for me at least
<Mike`> The Home key works for me; everytime I press it, I look around and I'm at home.
<Mike`> I haven't had the guts to try the End key yet.
<JimiThing> im inclined to say yes
<JimiThing> but depends on the size and type of cheese
<JimiThing> and the kind of meat
<GLE> Sunrise thin-sliced turkey, and old cheddar cheese with a volume of about... 5 cm^3?
<Phil_> Nah... but I'm pretty sure figuring out the volume of a piece of cheese makes you a virgin.
RunAFreakingWay: I'm dying because of these people are so hilarious. Lemme show you.
blondieCA67865: mk
RunAFreakingWay: <reptile-> The first time hypr opened a box of Cheerios and looked inside he yelled, "OH WOW! DONUT SEEDS!"
<hypr> wtf are donut seeds
blondieCA67865: donuts dont even have seeds?
<glasnost> err
<glasnost> penis*
<glasnost> dammit!
<glasnost> i've freudian slipped and i can't get up
Pingu: "kate, why are you such a bell end?"
Pingu: just to see what theyd say
Pingu: kate says: because i was born that way
Bull3h: you've been blocked
Pingu: nah
Pingu: kate's hardcore
Bull3h: does hardcore ?
Pingu: yes
Pingu: i just asked her if im allowed to call her a bell end to her face and she said yes
Pingu: im toying with the idea of asking her if i can slap her in the face with my bell end
Bull3h: clearly she fancies you
Pingu: yeah
Bull3h: but is she hot ?
Pingu: well...
Pingu: she's not not hot
Bull3h: with my few years extra of experiance i'd say that the girls who are fairly hot but not really hot are the best kind
Bull3h: they're not cock sluts who fuck you over and just keep you about because they like the attention
Bull3h: tho you gotta watch out, crazy girls... watch out, they'll do something like split up with you because everythings going to well and they dont want to get hurt
Bull3h: then stalk you and keep suggesting that you get back with them
Pingu: I JUST ASKED HER IF I COULD CALL HER A BELL END TO HER FACE FFS
Bull3h: LOOK I'M SPOUTING WISE ADVICE
Pingu: sorry
Pingu: carry on
Bull3h: so basically drug her and rape her.
Pingu: k
Bull3h: roofies
Pingu: best way
Cochese: it'll only help sustain an erection that you get from whatever gives you wood
FeMHuR: so if I take Viagra but nothing turns me on nothing will happen?
Cochese: correct
theho81: so there's still no hope for fat chicks?
<StopNdroP> I grew a nut tree in my backyard and now it's a prize winning plant
<Yuri> wow your nuts must be huge
<Quake> please tell me youre talkin about stopndrop
<Khaniber> You didn't.
<raiden> No I really think I did. I've unpacked, searched my room a few times, and I can't find it. I have my games and controllers, but not the cube.
<Khaniber> You've been gone for a week. I'm quite sure I would have noticed a large purple cube sitting in my own room!
<raiden> Well I don't have it here, which means it has to be there.
<Khaniber> I can tell you it's not. I spend at least 4 hours awake in my room every day, I'm in and out of here throughout the day. I eat here. I sleep here. If it were here, I would have seen it, and I'd be having nightmares of this purple Borg-ish cube foating above my entertainment center saying "We are Nintendo. Your console features and game originality will added to our own. Resistance is futile"
<raiden> Just check your damn room for it!
<Khaniber> Fine! If it'll get you to quit whining.
<raiden> yeah thanks
<Khaniber> ...
<Khaniber> Um...so when did you want to come by and pick it up?
<j0nkatz> Warning: A terrorist just shot me in Rainbow Six: 3
<drwiii> Dr. Mario is too busy to treat you.
<j0nkatz> :<
PrimalDeicide: GOOD
Curseoftantalus: GREAT! That's GREAT to hear!
PrimalDeicide: AWESOME
Curseoftantalus: WONDERFUL!
Curseoftantalus: INCREDIBLE!
PrimalDeicide: INCREDULISTIC FABULOSIS!
Curseoftantalus: That's not funny man, my great grandmother died of that.
PrimalDeicide: She must have looked very good for the funeral.
Curseoftantalus: Fabulously incredible.