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(1816)<sideburns> they opened a restaurant a few blocks away <sideburns> it's a lesbian restaurant <UncleGivey> HAHAHAHA <sideburns> err... lebanese <UncleGivey> "Hey honey, there's that new restaurant down the street... feel like eating out?" #346997
(918)<KitBoxPocket> jesus christ <KitBoxPocket> we've had this number for ten years <KitBoxPocket> TEN. YEARS. <KitBoxPocket> And we STILL get calls from people asking for the fucking Hatfields! <KitBoxPocket> I swear, one of these days I'm going to answer with "No! We's the McCoys and we's a-feudin'!" #347115
(1665)<tRonz0r> I'm $4 poorer, 1 bandanna richer and I still don't look like a pirate <tRonz0r> yarrrrrr, tis a sad day. #347268
(2040)<cow_hax0r> HOLY HOLY FUCKING SHIT AFK A SEC <leecher> er... <cow_hax0r> Sorry back <leecher> what's the problem, house on fire? <cow_hax0r> No I had to get a drink <leecher> so why the urgency? <cow_hax0r> Well... I REALLY had to get a drink <leecher> so your house wasn't on fire or being attacked by ninja's? <cow_hax0r> Well.. no, but my throat was kinda dry #347793
(2927)<Nudger> The Internet is great, but the best thing it's ever done is when a bored schoolfriend of mine set the school's website's background to Goatse. * Antifreez sighs <Antifreez> So many memories attached to that song. <Nudger> It was so great when the IT teacher opened the page on a huge projection screen, and without looking at it, said "We, shall be attemping THIS, boys!" <Nudger> I swear, I was almost sick from laughing. #348029
(1767)<Orajim> I was in the bathroom today and written above one of the urinals said "The joke isn't on the wall, it's in your hands" <Orajim> I never felt so small in my life. #348034
(240)<Squatter> Liking Russians is one of those neutral things that doesn't say anything about someone <Lush> Yes it does <Lush> After Khaled told his friends about me, they all wrote to say that Russians are fabulous in the general vicinity of the bedroom <Lush> I didn't know whether or not to be offended, so I just smiled politely <Squatter> Really? I never heard that. Normally I think first and foremost of the arts, then brutally oppressive government <Lush> I think the former does not contadict the statement about bedrooms <Squatter> Neither does the latter #348078
(167)<toqer> hey germ, I think you would like my wifes friend michelle <Germ> does she like sex <toqer> next time you're out here, we need too hook you two up <Germ> No thanks i dont like being "hooked up" <toqer> she like sex, weed, and eating <Germ> eh <Germ> wait how much eating? #348080
(668)<booyah> yeh i use perl too <booyah> wrong window, ignore me <andywho> Don't worry, you use perl, we ignore you automatically #348129
(2297)(sadik): nothing gayer than 2guys and a chick ([sic]): well there's two guys and no chick ([sic]): that's pretty gay #348365
(878)<Royce> :( <Hynox> Why the sad face Royce? <Royce> I just went to Ask Jeeves and searched for Thesorus. <Royce> It told me i should look for a Dictionary first. #348401
(564)Shivanfire: maybe I should go into politics Shivanfire: I've always wanted to fuck a lot of people at the same time #348436
(775)<nostal> What are the dimensions of those little MSN display pictures? <esuna> 2D #348450
(2861)OnlineHost: Sheila41428 has entered the room. d00d903: hi there sheila! 17/m/tx wanna cyber? Sheila41428: sure d00d903: asl Sheila41428: 48/f/tx d00d903: the hell? mom? Sheila41428: OH JESUS FUCK!!!!!!!!!!! OnlineHost: Sheila41328 has left the room. #348482
(924)<HEIST> I hate early am with no sleep. I hear the voices inside my head.. <HEIST> The flashbacks.. the urges.. <HEIST> Like I'm dropping down a well into a pit of something.. <HEIST> I can LITERALLY hear voices whispering in my ears <HEIST> saying things <HEIST> wicked things <HEIST> telling me what to do <Vortex> what are they saying now? <HEIST> "drink more ovaltine" #348498
(9218)<MasterG> ..................................................................... .................................. <judas> where's pacman when you need him? #348507
(927)<Moose> Is a girl I've been shagging for a few months but not really 'going out with', as my heart lies elsewhere. <Moose> Anyway, cut a long story short, she's moving up to Glasgow in 2 weeks, and as a going away gift for her, my mates between them have offered me £90 if I can film myself performing a 'Spiderman' on her. <Moose> FYI A 'Spiderman' is the art of pulling out just before the vinegar strokes, chucking your fat into your hand, then flinging it in the girls face whilst triumphantly shouting "Go web go!!" #348515
(-98)<karaipantsu> Women want equal rights, but we have to do all the work in bed. :-p <karaipantsu> Girls need to get their sexuality out on their sleeves, like us men. <karaipantsu> Then everyone would be fucking everyone else, and the species would die out from STD's <Idle> karaipantsu - STDs can't even kill off homosexuals, what makes you think they can kill off the rest of humanity? #348516
(1502)<vodak> Adding files to WinAmp has gotten much easier now that I realized 'enqueue' wasn't spanish... #348528
(316)<sd> my mom got pissed at me today <sd> I was wearing the "the axe effect" and it must have turned her on, because she told me to leave the room and stay away from her =/ #348650
(512)<N1k1tA> can't we just get along? <tulkas> no <tulkas> we can't <Renegade> yeah that would suck <N1k1tA> i hate you guys #348697
(2024)CascadeOrca: HAPPY FATHERS DAY! Lerxs: indeed CascadeOrca: I don't have a real father CascadeOrca: so you're all my dad today CascadeOrca: Congratulations. Sixteen Bit Hero has left the room. CascadeOrca: damnit, just like my real father clash103 has left the room. CascadeOrca: DADDIES! NOOOES! Wiggidiba has left the room. #348790
(581)<DisgruntledBadger> Why do they call it tourist season if we can't shoot them? #348837
(446)<Zero_Flaw> Wow, I just saw my dad surfing the net looking at health sites about STD's. No wonder he was trying to shield the computer screen from me. But, I could still see Herpes at the top left. <Zero_Flaw> Even worse, 5 minutes later my mom gets on the computer and looks at the same thing. <Zero_Flaw> I should have been a bastard and said, "Mom, you don't look like you're feeling too well, something wrong?" #348858
(465)<Kaotic> I'm probably going to have to get wireless eventually, my brother keeps punching "network holes" in the walls