#315489 (481)
<Woodsman> im waiting for duke nukem forever to come out
<Phoenix> Damn, now that's patience.
#315517 (787)
<tHEMiDENS> ok, anyone got their list sent to fbi ?
<fyre> i have the fbi with me now
<fyre> we're watching shrek 2
#319249 (1602)
<Zeta7> I'll just avoid downloading porn
<Zeta7> heh
<pkeffect> :D
<Zeta7> that's where the viruses come from usually
<pkeffect> just like in real life
#324098 (515)
(+fresh27) Before beginning Instant Maya, you should have a working knowledge of your computer's operating system. You should know how to use a mouse.
(+fresh27) i wonder how many people are trying to learn maya
(+fresh27) but then they get disappointed when they find they have to learn how to use a mouse first
#328175 (750)
Scrodule: i have an interesting obesrvation
ezeerB: ?
Scrodule: if you swing your finger by your ear really fast, you get this very low sounding "wfff" noise
Scrodule: hmm, that sounded more profound while i was thinking about it
#328236 (669)
(@timbaker) man
(@timbaker) today
(@timbaker) me and my fiencee got in a big ass fight
(@timbaker) and almost ended things
(@timbaker) but then we got back together and i takled her into letting me watch her shave her pussy
#328376 (506)
<arpit> hmmmm; msn news : mtv launches gay network
<arpit> I thought they'd been doing that since day 1....
#328464 (12459)
SparTacus (rulimbaww@3B942731.dsl.stlsmo.swbell.net) has joined #santcuary
*SparTacus is now known as Betty_Guns
wacko Jacko (lbeedy@1C57684.dsl.stlsmo.swbell.net) has joined #santcuary
<wacko_Jacko>ok spartacus just came n here i know it. which one of you is that loser?
<hunney> I am spartacus
<ji_pper>no im spartacus
<Betty_Guns>I am spartacus
<mistr andersn>I’m spartacus
<wacko_Jacko>ur all freaks thats what u r
#328881 (610)
blingbling30012: ugh a photo of my happy family
blingbling30012: ...
blingbling30012: WITHOUT ME...
dannyericci: that's why they're happy
#328886 (1357)
fuj1m0t0x: i fractured my wrist
Firehawk18: what you do?
fuj1m0t0x: playin bball
fuj1m0t0x: fell from the rim
fuj1m0t0x: my boner was 3 inches in the air
fuj1m0t0x: boner*
fuj1m0t0x: wtf
#328890 (369)
<orevo> Hmm...How about Alamo State Bank?
<Alex> ...
<Alex> Why should I trust them with my money if they couldn't even hold the fort?!
#329222 (768)
<glix> oh shit... i farted and a little more than air came out.....
<glix> fuck
<glix> anyone who has tips on how to leave the chair without making a mess, msg me ASAP
<cainBoy> lmao
#329292 (10183)
<Batty> Euch, rap is just missing one letter. c.
<zeep> rapc?
<Batty> ...
<Batty> Crap you idiot. you put the c on the other end
<zeep> oic
<Batty> Though you could also say it's missing an e
<zeep> wtf is erap?
* Batty bangs his head repeatedly against a wall
#329345 (1157)
<Oiseau> I like how word puts my last name as mistake when I type it
<Zig> even word processors know you were an accident
#329373 (1127)
<mixi_dk> Im such a perfectist
<mixi_dk> *pefettionist
<mixi_dk> *perfectonst
<mixi_dk> God dammit!
<mixi_dk> perfrecsist
<mixi_dk> OKAY! I give up!
<MikeClassic> Why? perfectionist is easy to spell..?
<mixi_dk> How did you do that?!
#329397 (547)
bug: why arent you sleeping now?
dj:i was having wet dreams so i came to see if you were online =D
bug: errr..
dj: i was trying to be romantic......
#329409 (2354)
<benja> A worldwide survey was conducted by the UN. The only question
asked was:"Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the
food shortage in the rest of the world?"
<benja> The survey was a huge failure...
<benja> In Africa they didn't know what "food" meant.
<benja> In Eastern Europe they didn't know what "honest" meant.
<benja> In Western Europe they didn't know what "shortage" meant.
<benja> In China they didn't know what "opinion" meant.
<benja> In the Middle East they didn't know what "solution" meant.
<benja> In South America they didn't know what "please" meant.
<benja> And in the USA they didn't know what "the rest of the world" meant
#329513 (470)
<Hi-Nu> My brother is trying to sing tot he opening score of LotR
<Hi-Nu> The problem is
<Hi-Nu> THERE ARE NO FUCKING LYRICS
#329542 (1960)
<`Neonjoe`> http://www.weatherunderground.com/
<`Neonjoe`> hardcore
<vigz0r> its too hard to be normal weather
<vigz0r> they had to go UNDERGROUND
<cooter> dude they tell u the independant weather, not the fuckin main stream sellout bullshit weather
#329553 (1304)
<Artemius> LONDON — Iran has established what could be the first training center for Islamic suicide attackers.
<Treen> How does one train for a suicide bombing?
<Traveler> It's indoctrination, plus training on how not to detonate prematurely, and how to get your payload safely to where you are supposed to explode. I'd imagine there's a fair amount of "not getting caught" training involved.
<Sketchboy> So a lot like sex-ed?
#329612 (416)
This is during a joke where 2-D is acting Japanese in another room
<The_2-D> He said ditto to me, and I said ditto is japanese for truck
<Ten> AHAHAHA
<Ten> TRUCK
<The_2-D> So he will go through the rest of his life telling people ditto is Japanese for truck.
<Ten> lets hope so
<The_2-D> And on my death bed, someone will end up using the word ditto, and someone around my bed will say, "that's Japanese for truck."
<Ten> AHAHAHAHA
<Ten> youll die laughing
<Ten> and no one will know why
#329622 (630)
tehsolace: lets cyber
d j n p h a s e: mmmk
d j n p h a s e: you be the girl
tehsolace: ok
tehsolace: im a girl
d j n p h a s e: ok
d j n p h a s e: i have to go take a shit
d j n p h a s e: one sec
tehsolace: O_O
#329767 (813)
<ED> I like my women like I like my coffee
<EliteSoldat> GROUND UP AND IN THE FREEZER
#329774 (-28)
* Joins: Melissa (java@IRChat-1E088857.prem.tmns.net.au)
<SL69> no you cant have my children im sorry leave
<SL69> ...
* Parts: Melissa (java@IRChat-1E088857.prem.tmns.net.au)
#329897 (656)
volume Maxed out: it's fun talking to "suicidal" chicks
volume Maxed out: because they always make the silliest excuses
volume Maxed out: for why they haven't succeeded in their attempts
volume Maxed out: and i give them like
volume Maxed out: every tried and true suicide method
volume Maxed out: including really simple and painless ones
volume Maxed out: and they make up the dumbest excuses
volume Maxed out: like
volume Maxed out: start a car in a garage
volume Maxed out: and sit back
volume Maxed out: and theyre like
volume Maxed out: i dont have a car
volume Maxed out: or
volume Maxed out: my parents wont let me use their car or something
volume Maxed out: and i'm like
volume Maxed out: bitch your gunna die who gives a shit