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(29)<noan> yay more manga <pingtimeout> heh <[I> why is japanese cool and not polish <[I> wtf <[I> >:[ <pingtimeout> because polish chicks dont eat their own shit #329959
(437)<arsen^> just did apt-get update <arsen^> went to get a coffee, came back and screen is blank <arsen^> not sure what its doing :o <@directhex> press a button <@directhex> it's called a screen saver <arsen^> why the hell :/ #330072
(402)<@boink> I wonder when the day will come that telemarketers offer to Enlarge my Penis? #330074
(306)<hawk> health class was the greatest <Kirk> ... <Kirk> Heh <JuKe> even losers like you get to see vaginas #330187
(747)<fitcher> my dad's credit card # is 4**0 0**1 3**3 7**7 exp 0*/0* <fitcher> whoops <fitcher> ignore that <fitcher> type /clear <ProudCdn> why would you give your credit Card # out? <fitcher> i was ordering a game off this guy #330259
(2720)<alien> theres a fly on my windowsill and it's rubbing its hands <TheKnife> it's contemplating <alien> oh shit #330261
(19295)<i8b4uUnderground> d-_-b <BonyNoMore> how u make that inverted b? <BonyNoMore> wait <BonyNoMore> never mind #330680
(629)<Surge> I just realized something....you can't spell embarassed without "bare assed" <gornotck> You just did. #331258
(2117)figs: whatcha doin man trawlz: moping cause i have no life, you? figs: just opened like 50 starburst figs: gonna see how many i can put in my mouth at once =D trawlz: well shit. i feel better already #331306
(582)<john-lennon-> how much does a new 2004 mustang go for? <Jonathan`> it goes for about 2 years then falls apart #331410
(250)<Z-U> how do u say that u r leaving <Z-U> ? <Xelloss> bye typing "i'm leaving" without the quotation marks <Z-U> oh #331827
(2309)(Teg[WTW]) Some girl left her yearbook lying around, so I decided to sign it. (Teg[WTW]) I wrote "Megan - Even though I never met you, I've had some good times over the years watching you from that tree in your backyard. Stalkingly, Steve" #331940
(4872)<Zenith> So I was at work today, signing for a package from UPS.. <Zenith> When the FedEx guy walks in with a package of his own. <Zenith> And at that EXACT moment, a customer changes the channel to TBS and the Mortal Kombat movie is on, right when the fight theme music starts. <Nigma> Did they break out into a delivery duel to the death? <Zenith> I was prepared for parcel projectiles and fedex fatalities. <Zenith> They eyed each other, and I knew something was about to happen... <Zenith> But then the guy changed the channel to "Trading Spaces" and the fight was over. #331947
(-50)Krackers2087: fucking spyware crap Krackers2087: evil bastards Krackers2087: theyre like the hitlers of the 21st century Krackers2087: before you know it theyll get ideas Krackers2087: and soon they'll be flooding your screen with popups like KILL THE JEWS!! #331963
(846)<Face> I worked at a compusa <Face> People go in their knowing nothing about computers, and get had. <AngryLlama> Face: any electronics store does this; I was in Best Buy yesterday and the guy actually felt the need to tell me "A megabyte is like a kilobyte, except really big" #332044
(1541)<%kiwibonga> Je ne donne pas un merde - I don't give a shit <%kiwibonga> THAT MAKES NO SENSE <%kiwibonga> you cannot give a shit to someone <%kiwibonga> in french <%kiwibonga> that sounds like "I'm taking a shit in my hands and I'm keeping it for myself" #332050
(549)<SubWolf> Do you know the number of times I've walked into a room and had some guy go "Here comes Jesus"?!? That was back in the big beard & long hair days. <MrPilot> hehe <C> Bloody hippy <SubWolf> I used to say "Yeah, and you've sinned, motherfuckers." #332053
(1703)<headlessj> i dl winrar, and it came in a .rar file #332203
(2568)* jtal sets mode: +v <jtal> no more talking from you young man Mash- is now known as -WTF-_ -WTF-_ is now known as givemev givemev is now known as plz- plz- is now known as comon1 comon1 is now known as usux- * usux- has quit IRC (you suck cock give me voice) * usux- has joined #MethaneDev * usux- has quit IRC (come on don't be a bitch) * usux- has joined #MethaneDev <jtal> OMFG DO YOU NOT SHUT THE FUCK UP! HOLY FUCKING SHIT JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP MAN! GOD FUCKING DAMN IT!!%!!!@!$@!)(@#*!()@)$04812041892801392onetwoninethreesevensix #332362
(551)<khjb007>i got a way to tell if your mind's dirty or not <kpgongju226>aight <khjb007>what's a four letter word, that describes a girl, and ends in u-n-t? <kpgongju226> cunt? wait. shit, that's dirty... <khjb007>lol, its aunt you dumbarse... #332436
(-168)Name|ess: i have a fetish for captain planet tho Name|ess: :> Name|ess: he can put his finger in my ring anytime #332611
(346)<DrBoB> sex is so over-rated... <DrBoB> and i dought it's gonna be much better with someone from the opposite sex. #333161
(1004)<+lisa`> well, sometimes, when the moon is right i like to print out the source code to the Linux kernel, scatter them on the floor, lube myself up and roll around in the printed code. #333255
(469)<bloodeu> Fortunately, I have a six pack that turns women on instantly <skittz> is it bud light? #333309
(1078)<Mike>You don't even know what a foo is <Chris> of course i do... It's the guy you pity.