#2887
(530)<McMoo> those presents are wrapped like motherfuckers. <McMoo> like very thoroughly wrapped motherfuckers. #2888
(438)<AnGeLFiRe> go screw a dog <Pharaohe> come over to my house then babe #2889
(736)<Berzerker> Life is hard. <Berzerker> unfortunately, you arent. <Berzerker> call the national impotency hotline. 1-800-GET-BONE #2892
(102)<FLoBBaSKo> That'd be cool if there was a hermaphrodite that had their dick coming out of their vagina... they wouldn't be able to walk without having an orgasm. #2893
(600)<Berzerker> i shit too big <Berzerker> i clog up the toilet without using toilet paper <Berzerker> my parents think i use too much <Berzerker> and im starting to get in trouble for doing it <Berzerker> i dont wanna tell them "i shit big, sorry" #2895
(377)<blazemore> RZR033DCC IS OFFERING VIRUSES INFECTED WITH WAREZ #2897
(-22)<Pyre> Gumby's mom is hot #2898
(86)<XxDeThxX> thats what the sperm whales do..they check out the females then all the males rub against eachother til they spooge #2899
(387)*** hypr changes topic to '.' <LkChaCha1> Ahh. . .hypr had his period. Must be that time of month. #2902
(77)<k> hm yes i believe to say d0f would be the correct way out of this interpretation situilimintation #2903
(7)<Berzerk0r> eD farted and it smelt like bvaD #2904
(732)<Berzerker> they gave christopher reaves a standing ovation <Berzerker> and like <Berzerker> he cant even stand up <Berzerker> so hes like <Berzerker> wtf #2905
(379)<BRASIL> IN MY COUNTRY TOO HOT TO GO OUTSIDE <BRASIL> SO I SURF NET INSTEAD #2906
(269)<EFX> take a banana .. cut off the top .. squeeze the banana out gently keeping the peel intact.. get a empty toilet paper roll .. put the peel inside of it .. warm it up in the microwave .. and then stick your cock in it #2907
(348)<Berzerker> hey <Berzerker> you hear about the new game they play at the white house? <Berzerker> swallow the leader. #2908
(360)<DEMI1999> ed's hit an all time high of un-understandability <DEMI1999> <eDz0ph_gb> d0f eye ,ent n0am #2909
(71)<blazemore> i saw a big crack in front of me, then this flash of light.. after that, i can't remember anything. #2910
(98)<Berzerker> like one time i shit on a bench in my school playground <Berzerker> and like it smelt so bad <Berzerker> and i covered it with playground gravel <Berzerker> and like when the cafeteria aid came the next day she cleared it off with her hand <Berzerker> and like <Berzerker> poop! #2911
(954)* Berzerker gets hungry * Berzerker eats his e's *** Berzerker is now known as Brzrkr #2912
(500)<IceWizard> What the HELL is up with these candy companies? Little teeny bars are called 'Fun Size'.. Damn, Whats so fun about a smaller candybar?!? #2913
(215)<Berzerker> what are you goign to pick? <ding> HAWT PAWKETS #2915
(389)<EFX> What's a dikfor? #2916
(1038)<{SaTaN}> GOD DAMN IT SUN OF A BITCH STOP CALLING ME SANTA IT IS "SATAN!!!!!!!!!!!!" <DaRkShaMe> hi santa #2921
(491)(Fungus): idler, define " life " please :) (Idler): Fungus: Life is the thing that grows in my fridge (Idler): Starting to get really big now (Idler): Might have to kill it some day (NX): did u try to eat it? (Idler): NX: No, that's what I should have done a long time ago #2922
(64)<Snag> on another note <Snag> you know any fake tan shit i can buy? <eldee> fake tan shit? <eldee> wtf? <Snag> ya <Snag> i have supah white arms <eldee> go to a tanning booth, give the bitch 5 bux and stick your arm in the pipe dude