#2887 (530)
<McMoo> those presents are wrapped like motherfuckers.
<McMoo> like very thoroughly wrapped motherfuckers.
#2888 (438)
<AnGeLFiRe> go screw a dog
<Pharaohe> come over to my house then babe
#2889 (736)
<Berzerker> Life is hard.
<Berzerker> unfortunately, you arent.
<Berzerker> call the national impotency hotline. 1-800-GET-BONE
#2892 (102)
<FLoBBaSKo> That'd be cool if there was a hermaphrodite that had their dick coming out of their vagina... they wouldn't be able to walk without having an orgasm.
#2893 (600)
<Berzerker> i shit too big
<Berzerker> i clog up the toilet without using toilet paper
<Berzerker> my parents think i use too much
<Berzerker> and im starting to get in trouble for doing it
<Berzerker> i dont wanna tell them "i shit big, sorry"
#2895 (377)
<blazemore> RZR033DCC IS OFFERING VIRUSES INFECTED WITH WAREZ
#2897 (-22)
<Pyre> Gumby's mom is hot
#2898 (86)
<XxDeThxX> thats what the sperm whales do..they check out the females then all the males rub against eachother til they spooge
#2899 (387)
*** hypr changes topic to '.'
<LkChaCha1> Ahh. . .hypr had his period. Must be that time of month.
#2902 (77)
<k> hm yes i believe to say d0f would be the correct way out of this interpretation situilimintation
#2903 (7)
<Berzerk0r> eD farted and it smelt like bvaD
#2904 (732)
<Berzerker> they gave christopher reaves a standing ovation
<Berzerker> and like
<Berzerker> he cant even stand up
<Berzerker> so hes like
<Berzerker> wtf
#2905 (379)
<BRASIL> IN MY COUNTRY TOO HOT TO GO OUTSIDE
<BRASIL> SO I SURF NET INSTEAD
#2906 (269)
<EFX> take a banana .. cut off the top .. squeeze the banana out gently keeping the peel intact.. get a empty toilet paper roll .. put the peel inside of it .. warm it up in the microwave .. and then stick your cock in it
#2907 (348)
<Berzerker> hey
<Berzerker> you hear about the new game they play at the white house?
<Berzerker> swallow the leader.
#2908 (360)
<DEMI1999> ed's hit an all time high of un-understandability
<DEMI1999> <eDz0ph_gb> d0f eye ,ent n0am
#2909 (71)
<blazemore> i saw a big crack in front of me, then this flash of light.. after that, i can't remember anything.
#2910 (98)
<Berzerker> like one time i shit on a bench in my school playground
<Berzerker> and like it smelt so bad
<Berzerker> and i covered it with playground gravel
<Berzerker> and like when the cafeteria aid came the next day she cleared it off with her hand
<Berzerker> and like
<Berzerker> poop!
#2911 (954)
* Berzerker gets hungry
* Berzerker eats his e's
*** Berzerker is now known as Brzrkr
#2912 (500)
<IceWizard> What the HELL is up with these candy companies? Little teeny bars are called 'Fun Size'.. Damn, Whats so fun about a smaller candybar?!?
#2913 (215)
<Berzerker> what are you goign to pick?
<ding> HAWT PAWKETS
#2915 (389)
<EFX> What's a dikfor?
#2916 (1038)
<{SaTaN}> GOD DAMN IT SUN OF A BITCH STOP CALLING ME SANTA IT IS "SATAN!!!!!!!!!!!!"
<DaRkShaMe> hi santa
#2921 (491)
(Fungus): idler, define " life " please :)
(Idler): Fungus: Life is the thing that grows in my fridge
(Idler): Starting to get really big now
(Idler): Might have to kill it some day
(NX): did u try to eat it?
(Idler): NX: No, that's what I should have done a long time ago
#2922 (64)
<Snag> on another note
<Snag> you know any fake tan shit i can buy?
<eldee> fake tan shit?
<eldee> wtf?
<Snag> ya
<Snag> i have supah white arms
<eldee> go to a tanning booth, give the bitch 5 bux and stick your arm in the pipe dude