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(437)<michael-> shut up <michael-> i sucked a lot of cock to get where i am today <kisama> heh <kisama> at least you got to suck cock and not be ass raped like the rest of us #2925
(384)<Slant> evenpar123: What's up dog, word? <evenpar123> dog? <evenpar123> That's my slave name. My new name is "dogg" #2927
(277)<CmnstR> so i calls it ScRnr? <Lord-Data> CmnstR: you call it a screener <Lord-Data> the only reason you would type ScRnr would be if your e key wasnt working #2928
(476)<Kazz> Everybody kept screeching "DON'T DO IT LOOK AT ALL YOU'VE GOT TO LIVE FOR" and he was like "no im gona do it" and I said "How?" and he said "Knife through the heart" and I was like "Wicked. Send pics." <Sharkey> My favorite one was back in #verge years ago. Finally after I ribbed her for about an hour she said that she'd slashed her wrists because of me. I asked her if she was typing with her tongue. <Kazz> I suggested he fall on a chainsaw. He liked the messiness. #2929
(570)<neck> btw... bought an ice cream maker today :) <qu4ntum> dont you mean a donut maker ? <Lord-Data> very easy to get those confused .. <neck> oh hell yeah <neck> oh crap... it was a donut maker #2930
(497)<Muskratt> How can people like you guys survive infancy without bursting into flames from some major god (I don't care who) 's anger? <MightyQuinn> easy <MightyQuinn> we carry fire extinguishers #2931
(289)<profuse> its rather good, this is the first of anything of his that ive listened to <profuse> heh im talkinglike im british or some shit <al-x> hey <al-x> americans say "rather" too <al-x> except they say "i'd rather have a big slow car that's flashy than a car that isn't flashy but runs better" #2933
(128)<eldee> welp, i got some coding to do.. smell ya later <eldee> Aimee: for you that's a literal statement #2934
(1703)<Potato> I've known her for years and I've always wanted to fuck her. <Potato> But her last boyfriend was a 6 foot 7 black man. <Potato> So I just don't try. <Potato> I'm above average, but he was a giant black man. <Potato> I mean, c'mon. <Potato> He was like Godzilla, but black. Like Shaftzilla. <memo> Did he smash Japanese skyscrapers with his dong? <Potato> Yes. <Potato> Yes he did. #2935
(453)<Object> booya my roommate, got in a fight last week.. this week, booya was starting a new job .. he gets in and finds out his new boss is the guy he fought last week, we thought it was pretty funny #2937
(334)<exbawx> $465 in debt. good luck to me. <novocain> its yer own damn fault that 1. you work at taco bell 2. that you only work 4 hours a week #2938
(774)<BlackDeth> man this sucks <BlackDeth> why is it that all drugs make you lazy and useless <BlackDeth> they should invent one that motivates you to do homework and shit #2940
(539)<T_hibiki_> you catch your lady in bed with another man what do you do ? <sparatik> tell him she has an STD #2941
(271)<BlackDeth> the only effect cocaine really has is it makes you want more cocaine :D #2942
(350)*** Now talking in #cars *** Topic is 'No gay sex talk please thanks' <spazzer> no gay sex talk eh? <spazzer> this channel is going to be quiet then #2949
(293)<al-x> pam anderson had implants <al-x> had them taken out <al-x> just had them put back in <al-x> she proly has zippers <al-x> under her arms <al-x> or somethign #2952
(292)<nstylz> i want to make a site that the people run it and then just forget about it and watch the $ go in <Deadbolt> sorry, we already have a slashdot #2954
(286)<dregan> EGADS THE PAIN <dregan> THE BITING, GNAWING PAIN <dregan> THE SEARING, UNENDING.. UN.. mmm.. #2955
(61)<trccccc> I was going down on this one girl once.... and her clit was the size of my pinkie... I was all DAMN and exscused myself and went back down to the party #2956
(310)<blazemore> my chair is starting to smell bad from me farting in it so much <blazemore> either that or it's the underwear i've been wearing for 4 days #2957
(240)<trccccc> virus: go fuck a leprocohn <brucel33t> I bet they give good head <trccccc> maybe he will give you his bag of gold <Reul> or what's in his sack #2958
(318)<datz510> u prolly race grandmas goin tot he grocery store too huh <BenK> no <BenK> I race hardcore racers <BenK> people with tinted windows <BenK> and 20 inch rims <datz510> Ben.. like other hondas? #2959
(814)<Entomorph> blazemore, I know you <Entomorph> oldskewl emu guy right? <blazemore> heh yeah <Apoc> irc is just wierd <Apoc> no where else can you run into old friends that you have never met #2960
(654)<waterfire> All women are gay, or at least that's what they tell me #2962
(303)[jstepka-w] it's not gay, there are several key nerve endings in your prostate