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(-853)<[01]-Ex> Did you hear about the new nigger barbie? It comes with 12 kids, aids, and a welfare check. #274826
(6726)<aryov> This cake is soooo good <aryov> it's like sex, except I'm having it #275061
(226)<The_Capn> Must be a space mummy! <Card> or, an even more mysterious species <Card> The species that is so rare, that there is only one left <Card> and it needs to procreate, so it has come to my bedroom <Card> Yes, I am talking about the elusive "Your Mom" #275093
(-159)<destroyer> What does FUBU stand for <Furious> dunno.. for us by us ?! <destroyer> Nope! <furious> Then what does it stand for <destroyer> Farmers Used to Buy Us <Juggalo> No it Means Farmers Used to Beat Us <Furious> Rofl #275311
(800)<xIHaveRicketsx> I almost got killed by some Asian woman today. <xIHaveRicketsx> Asians should learn how to fucking drive. <slamyouinthebutt> But...you're Asian... <xIHaveRicketsx> I'm more like a banana: yellow on the outside, white on the inside. #275546
(1337)<zurt> When the moon hits your eye like a big piece of pie that's amor'e......... When you're hit by a jug in a South Auckland pub....... that's a mao'ri #276636
(828)<Korvus> i found a message in a bottle today <Korvus> it floated past <D> what'd it say? <Korvus> it said: "can you put this in a bin for me please?" #276774
(700)<ReFFi|Work> I don't like condom's as it is... <ReFFi|Work> But I use them faithfully <ReFFi|Work> I don't want to be that statistic, being the one time I didn't wear it, she got preg... <Aronnyn|Work> Reffi - I have a friend who affectionately calls her three kids pill, condom, and diaphragm. Nothing worked for her ;) <Endymion> i'd be worried if she calls her fourth one vasectomy #276955
(7369)<Locke|Away> I found a note in one of my old word .docs that said Note to self: Get revenge on Valvados. <Locke|Away> Except I couldn't remember what I was supposed to get revenge for. <Locke|Away> But I trusted my own judgment, so I went with it. <Valvados> ... <Valvados> o.o <Valvados> hmm <Valvados> i dunno what you were supposed to get revenge for, either <Locke|Away> I can only assume you got what was coming to you. Not 100 percent sure, though. <Valvados> well, whatever i did, i guess i deserved it <Locke|Away> Let that possibly be a lesson to you. #277337
(7213)<XnD> Personally its not God I dislike, its his fan club I cant stand #277461
(1431)<DannyCat> The Fonz playing DDR would be like, him standing there looking cool throughout the song, but not stepping on anything. Then, right as the results screen came up, he'd whack the side of the monitor and it would give him an AAA. #277759
(1740)(@der-carsten`) tim? no school today? (@Alucard`) it's saturday... (@der-carsten`) no, it's thursday Alucard` is now known as Alucard`school #277817
(1085)DANIEL: I found a site called SparePartsWarehouse. Being that I'm stupid, I failed to check ResellerRatings or any such thing. My dad ordered a new keyboard from them. $70, I believe. Two days later it gets here, it's not a keyboard. It's a hinge. No, I'm not kidding. They sent a goddamn hinge. #277857
(-268)<Vampirate> Wow, I maxxed out the mem card in my camera for the first time today <Vampirate> My daughters dance team was performing in the state/national dance championships today. #277906
(1049)ZolaOnAOL: You can't judge a book by its cover. DrRocksicle: you can if it has no pages #277959
(160)(+Jimbo1`friends) where did my savior go (@Monoxide) did you try the hill top? (@Monoxide) i heard he was hanging around there #278214
(1217)<FireFox> asshole * FireFox was kicked by Reaper (i dont like your mouth) <Reaper> ... * bob sets mode: +b *!*@3AD5BC55.8E488FF8.273333E5.IP <Reaper> ... <Reaper> wait no i didnt kick him! <Reaper> that was a /me! * Reaper was kicked by bob (your no longer welcome in this channel) <FireFox> haha <FireFox> oops #278288
(1874)(Thoth) Funniest toilet graffiti this evening: "I fucked your mother!" underneith: "Dad, you're drunk! Go home!" #278745
(430)Hyp3rHax0r: bah Hyp3rHax0r: "Quote #278743 is pending moderation." Hyp3rHax0r: why don't they just come right out and say it Hyp3rHax0r: "Quote #278743 is pending rejection." #278755
(888)<Whammo> I lost my virginity to a ham sandwich <WeblionX> That's not losing your virginity. <Whammo> baloney #278790
(342)<kraus> omg, dude i love you in a way that is illegal in most countries. <pyro> in school i want you to keep atleast a one meter distance away from me. :| #278797
(1146)<Ownage|Josh[Owner]> Here's your 1st hint: audre_ _______ <jaGuar> !next <san`> audrey hepbourn <Ownage|Josh[Owner]> Winner: san` Answer: audrey hepburn Time: 12.219 Streak: 1 Points: 12 WPM: 13 Rank: 7th <aenima> ! <jaGuar> wtf <Ownage|Josh[Owner]> 48. Category: Trivia : What is the square root of -1? <aenima> googled >.< <san`> close enough i suppose <Ownage|Josh[Owner]> Winner: san` Answer: i Time: 1.532 Streak: 2 Points: 13 WPM: 7 Rank: 7th <san`> WHAT #279100
(1223)<Rayn> if you had to pick between a compaq and a dell, what would you take? <Draco> death #279279
(1992)<Snoper> how do i find the book I want <Vultar> Type "@find bookname" <Snoper> "@find bookname" <Snoper> It didnt do anything. now what do I do ? <Vultar> Tell your parents that cousins shouldn't marry... #279357
(1556)<Klowner> I listen to rap now and then, just so I can communicate in case my car breaks down in a scary part of town