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(23)<@smash> my friends dad is stationed there at one of its borders.. some secret military shit.. but the surprising part is.. canada has a military which does stuff... :P <+JP2> yeh they get coffee for the american soldiers #270224
(3152)<omgwtf> did you guys hear about that actress who got stabbed <omgwtf> reese <omgwtf> reese something <Boon> witherspoon? <omgwtf> no with a knife <omgwtf> HAHA! #270571
(807)<dman254> so r we gonna talk about anything that has a point <jv-home> of course not. :P <nougatmachine> apparently dman254 is new to irc #270778
(296)<MrMonster> just a sec, want to see if I can find this video of a guy shooting himself <tack> that para dice kid? <tack> the one who shot himself after his gf got on the elevator and left? <MrMonster> it can't beat the crazy video at ogrish.com where the guy gets his throat cut <tack> which one? <tack> the one where he gets his throat slit from behind? <tack> the one where he's already dead and they had to refilm it?? <MrMonster> he's quite alive <MrMonster> and the blood is gurgling as he tries to breathe <slh> ah yes <slh> the internet <slh> where else can you have a calm discussion about snuff films at 4 in the morning? #270825
(683)<Borgis> Sad, but true. The lively, fun loving, highly animated and eccentric borgis you know and love is nowhere near as exciting in the flesh. <Borgis> Except for the eccentric part. <Borgis> Andthe fun-loving part. <Tedious_Toad> That's okay, if I was half as lively as I am on the net in real life I'd be arrested and tried for murder, beastiality, sodomy, indecent assault, masturbation in public AND indecent exposure #270827
(232)<Karma`> Shit, you know you're in trouble when you find yourself listening to ACDC <Vast|away> yeh, acdc always sneaks up behind me and starts playing and shit <Vast|away> fucking annoying <Karma`> You'd think they would have something better to do eh? #270829
(336)(making NPCs for D&D) <Stefanf> Hurrah! I have decided what to spend the remaining 535 gp on! <Stefanf> The captain of the Stade city guard now owns 267 sheep! <Neko_Ali> Stefanf: make sure to buy him lots of fantasy bling bling. <Neko_Ali> Gold plated chainmail. <Neko_Ali> a solid platinum toasting fork. <Sutekh> gold plated Bikini <Stefanf> Diamond-covered ring of protection? <Neko_Ali> and a totally tricked out low-rider horse with hydraulics! <Stefanf> lmao! <Neko_Ali> can't you just see him on inspection parade, bouncing along with his magical music box blaring from the saddle? #270830
(1059)badboy> hi any chicks from berwick SaintBloodyMary> I'm from berwick. Let's meet up at your place and have wild kinky SaintBloodyMary> Should I bring my own handcuffs and lube or are you all set? badboy> awesome u wanna come over now SaintBloodyMary> Sure... because I often fuck strangers from online, it's my hobby. badboy> bring it u want badboy> awesome u sound real kewl :() Supreme_101> SaintBloodyMary willing to travel ? SaintBloodyMary> Supreme_101: It depends, I'm willing to travel 100km's per inch that your penis is over the average length. Supreme_101> hmmm... looks like im coming to you then :P #271239
(472)<Shinsa-Chan> somebody talks english? <KidMorbo> I only speak a few words in english <Shinsa-Chan> well, don` t worry..tell me anything <KidMorbo> "I want to fuck you NOW", for example <KidMorbo> Pero no es algo que se pueda decir para iniciar una conversación ¿no? #271263
(403)< gt3> a million people applied for the apprentice 2 < gt3> and you know damn well its just gonna get outsourced to india #271340
(955)<Logan> oh shit, i just got coffee stains and meatball sauce on this guys grandma's death certificate #271540
(874)<Seigfried> In other random news, there's a movie based on I, Robot by Issac Asimov coming out starring Will Smith. <Seigfried> I hear it starts with a 5-minute montage of the cast and crew of the film peeing on Asimov's grave. :P #271566
(973)<Rokkr> humor's a good thing <Rokkr> i always said if you're an ugly guy and you want to get laid you have 2 choices..play an instrument or make women laugh <tack> or rape them <Rokkr> that's not laid tack, that's assault =p <tack> hey, you do things your way, i do things mine #271837
(387)<Daleks|> guys i'm seeking for mid 90's hip hop song <Daleks|> that going like this "na, na na na na, na na na na na..." <asterax> ... #272726
(2574)[brianh] smaller boobs are cool (Akira1) hmm [brianh] like the kind that 8 year old girls have [brianh] 18 [brianh] I fucking meant 18 (Akira1) hahaha #273386
(1453)<The_Spaniard:> The White House had an egg hunt today after which they had to admit that there were never any eggs to begin with. #273488
(784)<timmyB> yeah well i intend to live forever <timmyB> so far so good #273495
(837)<pizza_biz> greggdogg: parole's over. he had to go back in. <greggdogg> I figured. <aLfer> what did he do? <Dark_Fox> your mom :D <aLfer> well, i hardly think that would land him in jail. <Dark_Fox> prostitution is illegal <aLfer> touche` #273779
(701)<jestuh> But fans will have to wait a while for the maverick director to complete his bloodstained trilogy as he won't start filming Kill Bill: Vol 3 until 2019. <jestuh> wtf <edit_out> Is he going to breed actors for it? #273902
(232)<JimAM> I wonder how long before illegal operations really are illegal operations with DRM. #274037
(10)* Sabdo listens to Meat Loaf - Atkins? I FUCKING ATE HIM #274153
(406)<KRS922> Boy who go to bed with sex problem wake up with solution in hand. #274388
(2107)<otto|sleep> 3. What is the longest river in Scotland? <otto|sleep> Here's your 1st hint: t__ <rP^paveway> teh river <otto|sleep> Here's your 2nd hint: ta_ <rP^paveway> tet <rP^paveway> tat <rP^paveway> taq <rP^paveway> taw <rP^paveway> tae <rP^paveway> tas <rP^paveway> tad <rP^paveway> tag <rP^paveway> tac <rP^paveway> tah <rP^paveway> taf <rP^paveway> taj <rP^paveway> tak <rP^paveway> tab <rP^paveway> tan <rP^paveway> tam <rP^paveway> cmon... <otto|sleep> Time's up! The answer was: tay <rP^paveway> mother of god #274517
(1047)[@DAWG^] song lyrics containing the word "heart" - replace the word with "arse" [@Chisler] hmmm, interesting idea [@DAWG^] for example: [@DAWG^] Celine Dion - my arse will go on [@DAWG^] Bonnie Tyler - Total eclipse of the arse [@DAWG^] Kylie Minogue - Hand on your arse [@DAWG^] Deee-Lite - Groove is in the arse [@DAWG^] Rod Stewart - You are in my arse [@DAWG^] Britney Spears - Deep in my arse [@Chisler] Eurythmics - there must be an angel playing with my arse [@DAWG^] w00t ^^ #274554
(1197)<@ITV|VimAtWk> oops <@ITV|VimAtWk> just heard a kid fell off our local multi-storey car park today <+chrisss> how high? <@ITV|VimAtWk> high enough for some natural selection